If Real Life were like Video Games
If Real Life were like
I/ ide:) Carries
People would never die. They would just
respawn. Also, everyone would never age,
They would stay the same age the whole
time. And everyone would die and respond
from a knife wound to the ass.
Assassin' s Creed
Everyone would be walking around blindly.
One person would be able to come and kill
you and disappear by climbing on top of a
building. It doesnt matter how high you are
when you jump, you will always survive if
you land in water or in a wagon of hay. And
when you die, your body disappears. And
everyone would look the same.
You are a single human amou many
animals who can talk. You have to pay a
raccoon for your house and if you want
anything, then you either have to dig for it
or do work for the animals. The jobs are
easy because want you to return
stuff they borrowed because they are too
lazy to do it themselves.
Life would be like one big haunted house,
only everything is real. You still get to
respawn like in COD, so dying forever is
impossible. The supernatural would walk
the earth. And crazy people would be
EVERYWHERE and they all want to kill you.
There will be a little girl who controls them
all with her mind. And guess what! She likes
you! And wants to have your baby,
Halo sh T }
Aliens would walk the giant ring in space
with humans. There would be huge battle
after huge battle. Girls would need to be
popping out tons of babies just to supply
the amount of soldiers that needed to be
replaced. There would be one 7' tall guy
who would kick all the aliens' asses. The
aliens would also have really bad breath
and would be very suicidal.