If Real Life were like Video Games. i got a few ideas from my dad and brother. hope you guys like.. If Real Life were like I/ ide:) Carries part 1 People would  Video games play the game
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If Real Life were like Video Games

i got a few ideas from my dad and brother. hope you guys like.

If Real Life were like
I/ ide:) Carries
part 1
People would never die. They would just
respawn. Also, everyone would never age,
They would stay the same age the whole
time. And everyone would die and respond
from a knife wound to the ass.
Assassin' s Creed
Everyone would be walking around blindly.
One person would be able to come and kill
you and disappear by climbing on top of a
building. It doesnt matter how high you are
when you jump, you will always survive if
you land in water or in a wagon of hay. And
when you die, your body disappears. And
everyone would look the same.
Animal Crossing
You are a single human amou many
animals who can talk. You have to pay a
raccoon for your house and if you want
anything, then you either have to dig for it
or do work for the animals. The jobs are
easy because want you to return
stuff they borrowed because they are too
lazy to do it themselves.
FEAR, FEAR
FIRST ASSAULT
Life would be like one big haunted house,
only everything is real. You still get to
respawn like in COD, so dying forever is
impossible. The supernatural would walk
the earth. And crazy people would be
EVERYWHERE and they all want to kill you.
There will be a little girl who controls them
all with her mind. And guess what! She likes
you! And wants to have your baby,
Halo sh T }
Aliens would walk the giant ring in space
with humans. There would be huge battle
after huge battle. Girls would need to be
popping out tons of babies just to supply
the amount of soldiers that needed to be
replaced. There would be one 7' tall guy
who would kick all the aliens' asses. The
aliens would also have really bad breath
and would be very suicidal.
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#9 - sarahjustin (09/11/2010) [+] (7 replies)
portal:
you are a test subject stuck in the "aperture science" building being forced to complete tests with a "portal gun" and following instructions from a voice in the wall that turns out to be a robot controlling the whole science center. also, you are lied about being promised cake :'(
#19 to #13 - SokkaTheWarrior (09/11/2010) [-]
PLUS A BIG OL CUP OF LIIIEEEEEESSSSSS!
User avatar #1 - FlyingToast (09/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
if your blind how the hell can you type
User avatar #2 to #1 - TheBlindBandit (09/11/2010) [-]
magic
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#25 - AvalonD (09/12/2010) [-]
Left 4 Dead: A little gauze fixes EVERTHING.
Left 4 Dead 2: Bludgeoned to death? Spine crushed to jelly? Disintegrated over an acid patch? A defibrillator should fix that lol
Left 4 Dead 1 & 2: If someone throws up on you, it ALWAYS gets in your eyes.
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User avatar #22 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (09/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
fable 2:


you never die, instead only gaining scars that make you unattractive. you have a pet dog that can find things buried ANYWHERE and can lead you to ANYPLACE on the map without an knowledge how to get there. you may buy any shop or inn, and set the rent extremly how or extremely low. and of course, magic.
+1
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User avatar #3 - redthecloud (09/11/2010) [-]
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#30 - anonymous (09/12/2010) [-]
pokemon
#29 - anonymous (09/12/2010) [-]
kingdom hearts,spyro,gta,spiderman,bratz,cars,sonic,sims,kirby and left for dead
User avatar #28 - HIMTheSixSixSix (09/12/2010) [-]
crysis: everyone would be walking around as either a korean or as a guy with a suit that let's you run stupid fast, makes you invisible (while giving off bright blue flashes lol wut?) or makes you jump REALLY high.
User avatar #26 - SmellyLama (09/12/2010) [-]
Crackdown 2:

Every body becomes giant fighting solgiers who have access to its own military armory and can jump from buildings to building while fighting towns and hordes of mutants and terrorists all so that your health magicly comes back if you hide behind a builing for 5 seconds before a guy with a ******* portable rocket turret ( if thats even ******* possible ) only to blow you up but you just start over so no big deal
User avatar #7 - WindWaker (09/11/2010) [+] (6 replies)
i dont think it was realy a real life deal but just a summary of each game
#4 - isaacshadow (09/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hhhmm....how can a person move things like earth or generate fire with there bare hands?
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