Jack Schitt. read it. learn it. remember it.<br /> OLD FUNNYJUNK FTW!. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don' t know Jack Sc
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Jack Schitt

read it. learn it. remember it.<br />

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don' t know
Jack Schitt"_ Now, you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Schitt, Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married Cl Schitt, the owner of Schitt, inc-
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced
6 children: Halie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt,
Give Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15
years Jack and Moe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her
kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name- She was
known as Noe
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken
Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Gma Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and
consequently, Happens brothers in dual ceremony-
The children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal
son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa
Now, when someone say' s you don' t know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

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#7 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (11/23/2009) [+] (1 reply)
You forgot their Russian cousin, Pylov Schitt.
#3 - nickwb **User deleted account** (11/23/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I know Jack **** I have this story on a t-shirt
User avatar #1 - kowalski (11/23/2009) [-]
Old school rules!
damn i m laughing so hard my stomach hurts :D
User avatar #6 - Jesi (11/23/2009) [-]
And this my friends is, "The schitt".


User avatar #2 - thenooguy (11/23/2009) [-]
So I know it was a long time ago that he posted this, but Jack already has this posted as My Genealogy:


#5 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (11/23/2009) [+] (1 reply)
well, i know Jack Schidt.
#13 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [-]
Looks like this is
*puts shades on*
A ****** family.
#8 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
Man I didn't know the Schitt house was that crowded.
#16 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
wait noe schitt gave birth to fulla schitt and giva schit then those two got married that would mean htere incest right???
User avatar #10 - HAwAII (11/24/2009) [-]
Lol at the grammar correction Microsoft Word placed next to Fulla Schitt.
#9 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [-]
this is the best thing ive seen in least 2 days thank you
#14 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [-]
that made my go take ****
#12 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [-]
you know...Jack Schidt is a user here.....we can all get to know him!
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