Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don' t know
Jack Schitt"_ Now, you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Schitt, Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married Cl Schitt, the owner of Schitt, inc-
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced
6 children: Halie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt,
Give Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15
years Jack and Moe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her
kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name- She was
known as Noe
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken
Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Gma Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and
consequently, Happens brothers in dual ceremony-
The children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal
son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa
Now, when someone say' s you don' t know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.