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ACTUAL COURT TRANSCRIPTS 5
Q: Now doctor, isn' t it true that when a
person dies in his sleep, he doesn' t know
about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the ',
how old is he?
Q So the date of conception (of the baby)
was August tth?
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the
autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
Q Did you check for breathing?
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient
was alive when you began the autopsy?
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting
on my desk in a jar.
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#120 - retardizard (09/11/2010) [-]
re-re-re-re-re-re-really cool pictuture
#109 - RangersFan (09/11/2010) [-]
repost
User avatar #108 - ashleyykay (09/11/2010) [-]
all reposts .
User avatar #107 - russianjap (09/11/2010) [-]
THIS IS ALL ******* STUPID.
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User avatar #104 - DGV (09/11/2010) [-]
Never ask a question you don't know the answer to. Law 101
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User avatar #100 - jammybastard (09/11/2010) [-]
Where did you get hold of court transcripts??? epically funny tho
User avatar #99 - Mcsquelch (09/11/2010) [-]
These are all hilarious, but in court, they tend to have pre written questions which they go through. As for the retarded ones, i believe that's from a syndrome called downs......
User avatar #95 - Thenewguygunther (09/11/2010) [-]
in the 4th one the question is logical
all three kids could have been hermaphrodites
User avatar #94 - DrSalvador (09/11/2010) [-]
if it's OC then these arent actual court transcripts
User avatar #96 to #94 - DannyMKII (09/11/2010) [-]
What kind of logic is that...
User avatar #125 to #96 - DrSalvador (09/11/2010) [-]
Hotdogs! Pickles!
User avatar #91 - Rockaman ONLINE (09/11/2010) [-]
luv these- plz keep posting!
User avatar #92 to #91 - Rockaman ONLINE (09/11/2010) [-]
-have subscribed 2 u
User avatar #90 - FoulBachelorFrogs (09/11/2010) [-]
Seen these too many times.
#98 to #90 - ikeelyou **User deleted account** (09/11/2010) [-]
I haven't seen ANY of them.
#89 - Xiiko (09/11/2010) [-]
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#111 to #97 - anonymous (09/11/2010) [-]
shut the **** up
YOU ARE NOT DANIEL TOSH!!!!!
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#88 - anonymous (09/11/2010) [-]
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User avatar #82 - sylphz (09/11/2010) [-]
um, no this is not original content. you changing the background and colors of the letters does not make it OC. this was on front page like 3 weeks ago and i think it was called 'funny jargon' or sumthin like that
User avatar #79 - AkuSlayer (09/11/2010) [-]
too much fail *head explodes*
#80 to #79 - joeflan (09/11/2010) [-]
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User avatar #81 to #80 - AkuSlayer (09/11/2010) [-]
Ha XDD
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