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ACTUAL COURT TRANSCRIPTS 5
Q: Now doctor, isn' t it true that when a
person dies in his sleep, he doesn' t know
about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the ',
how old is he?
Q So the date of conception (of the baby)
was August tth?
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the
autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
Q Did you check for breathing?
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient
was alive when you began the autopsy?
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting
on my desk in a jar.
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#22 - SirVladimir (09/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Continued on the last one:
Q: So it's still possible he could have been alive?

A: Well, he could have been out practicing law somewhere.
#19 - SilentSUlClde (09/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I see dumb lawyers
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#4 - braydonbond (09/10/2010) [+] (10 replies)
How retarded can these people be?
How retarded can these people be?
#23 - Flameaether (09/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Children eh?
#89 - Xiiko (09/11/2010) [+] (3 replies)
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#77 - Ttrome (09/11/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I'm gonna be a lawyer when I grow up!
#85 to #77 - ButterOnToast (09/11/2010) [-]
NO YOUR NOT. YOU ARE A SPONGE.
#42 - AllanMX (09/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Were there any girls?...lmao
Were there any girls?...lmao
#37 - Remaldafide **User deleted account** (09/10/2010) [+] (10 replies)
I CAN'T FAP TO THIS!!!
#8 - propervillain (09/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #69 - Ulmer ONLINE (09/11/2010) [-]
so law school is pretty much a total ******* joke
#24 - anonymous (09/10/2010) [-]
Ugh. How many times are we going to see these reposts?
Wait a ******* couple of months. Damn.
#2 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (09/10/2010) [-]
How dumb are these people??
#64 - alexanderson (09/11/2010) [-]
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User avatar #40 - containletters (09/10/2010) [-]
these are all reposts missing half the joke.
User avatar #58 - Gaspo (09/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
all in bathroom readers... yawn
#32 - ACanadianEh (09/10/2010) [-]
Really?
Really?
User avatar #11 - cbjiggles (09/10/2010) [-]
i ][_, {()} ][_, ][)} at the last one
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