Random Thoughts. Original Content<br /> Source: The Gigantic Bathroom Reader by the Bathroom Reader Institute. Random Thoughts I am" is reportedly the sho random thoughts poop in a bucket
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Random Thoughts. Original Content<br /> Source: The Gigantic Bathroom Reader by the Bathroom Reader Institute. Random Thoughts I am" is reportedly the sho

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Source: The Gigantic Bathroom Reader by the Bathroom Reader Institute

Random Thoughts
I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence
in the English language. Could it be that
I do" is the longest sentence?
If you ate pasta and antipasti, would
you still be hungry?
If people from Poland are called "Poles"
vvho aren' t people from Holland called
Holes"?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
do women wear evening gowns to
night clubs? Shouldn' t they be wearing
nightgowns?
If Barbie is so popular, vs/ do you have
to buy all of her friends?
hat is a "whack" and how can something
be out of it?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what
does a humanitarian eat?
Iv)/ does the word "lisp" have an "s" in it?
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User avatar #36 - MikedelScorcho ONLINE (09/10/2010) [-]
lisp has an s in it to force people who have a lisp to illustrate their condition as their trying to explain it
User avatar #84 - dublahblah (09/10/2010) [-]
Why do people say they slept like a baby, when babies wake up every two hours crying?
#201 - monkeymoo (09/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
"Go." Is the shortest sentance... just saying.
User avatar #82 - dublahblah (09/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
If you drive a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens if you turn the headlights on?
User avatar #83 - dublahblah (09/10/2010) [-]
What should I do when I see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
#30 - Deavas (09/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
wouldnt "no" be the shortest?
User avatar #73 - Archolas (09/10/2010) [+] (5 replies)
When man discovered that cows gave milk, what was he doing at the time?
#78 to #77 - ChompersMcNibbles **User deleted account** (09/10/2010) [-]
"I would love to see a forklift pick up a crate of forks. It would be so damn LITERAL!"
#66 - MutatedLemons (09/10/2010) [-]
"go" is the shortest sentence. it has an implied you.
#243 - RetroToons (09/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Because they wouldn't want poles entering holes.
Because they wouldn't want poles entering holes.
User avatar #216 - thecondor (09/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
why is abbreviation such a long word
User avatar #4 - kamuytripp (09/09/2010) [+] (6 replies)
wtf is anti pasta
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#3 - JackSkellington has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#10 to #3 - domlol ONLINE (09/10/2010) [-]
Failed at failing
User avatar #287 - billygoatsgruff (09/13/2010) [-]
Mew's mopping up the Thumbs.
User avatar #183 - IMeyersI (09/10/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I thought 'Go.' was the shortest sentence.
It has a subject and a verb.
#24 - CrucifiedPuppy (09/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
'i am' isn't the shortest sentence, it's 'I'm'

Consider yourself professionaly derailed!
User avatar #26 to #25 - CrucifiedPuppy (09/10/2010) [-]
the derailer has been derailed
User avatar #254 - swansong (09/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
um....question

who wears an evening gown to a night club?
User avatar #220 - WhattheNorris (09/10/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Actually "Go" is the shortest sentence. Epic tho
#214 - bwukmuffin (09/10/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Not original content. You suck.
#218 to #214 - CajunSnipes (09/10/2010) [-]
Nowhere does it say in the funnyjunk terms of use that content has to be original.
Nowhere does it say in the funnyjunk terms of use that content has to be original.
User avatar #80 - KINGOFTHESTARS (09/10/2010) [-]
because you touch yourself at night
User avatar #1 - Ronald mcdonald (09/09/2010) [+] (6 replies)
actualy "go" is the shortest sentance in english.........
User avatar #6 to #5 - Ronald mcdonald (09/10/2010) [-]
Sorry, but 'Go' is not the same as 'You go'. 'Go' by itself is an imperative and doesn't need a pronoun.
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