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Source: The Gigantic Bathroom Reader by the Bathroom Reader Institute

Random Thoughts
I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence
in the English language. Could it be that
I do" is the longest sentence?
If you ate pasta and antipasti, would
you still be hungry?
If people from Poland are called "Poles"
vvho aren' t people from Holland called
Holes"?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
do women wear evening gowns to
night clubs? Shouldn' t they be wearing
nightgowns?
If Barbie is so popular, vs/ do you have
to buy all of her friends?
hat is a "whack" and how can something
be out of it?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what
does a humanitarian eat?
Iv)/ does the word "lisp" have an "s" in it?
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Submitted: 09/09/2010
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User avatar #36 - MikedelScorcho (09/10/2010) [-]
lisp has an s in it to force people who have a lisp to illustrate their condition as their trying to explain it
User avatar #84 - dublahblah (09/10/2010) [-]
Why do people say they slept like a baby, when babies wake up every two hours crying?
#201 - monkeymoo (09/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
"Go." Is the shortest sentance... just saying.
User avatar #82 - dublahblah (09/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
If you drive a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens if you turn the headlights on?
User avatar #83 - dublahblah (09/10/2010) [-]
What should I do when I see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
#30 - Deavas (09/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
wouldnt "no" be the shortest?
User avatar #73 - Archolas (09/10/2010) [+] (5 replies)
When man discovered that cows gave milk, what was he doing at the time?
#78 to #77 - ChompersMcNibbles **User deleted account** (09/10/2010) [-]
"I would love to see a forklift pick up a crate of forks. It would be so damn LITERAL!"
#66 - MutatedLemons (09/10/2010) [-]
"go" is the shortest sentence. it has an implied you.
#243 - RetroToons (09/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Because they wouldn't want poles entering holes.
Because they wouldn't want poles entering holes.
User avatar #216 - thecondor (09/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
why is abbreviation such a long word
User avatar #4 - kamuytripp (09/09/2010) [+] (6 replies)
wtf is anti pasta
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#3 - JackSkellington has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#10 to #3 - domlol (09/10/2010) [-]
Failed at failing
User avatar #287 - billygoatsgruff (09/13/2010) [-]
Mew's mopping up the Thumbs.
User avatar #183 - IMeyersI (09/10/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I thought 'Go.' was the shortest sentence.
It has a subject and a verb.
#24 - CrucifiedPuppy (09/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
'i am' isn't the shortest sentence, it's 'I'm'

Consider yourself professionaly derailed!
User avatar #26 to #25 - CrucifiedPuppy (09/10/2010) [-]
the derailer has been derailed
User avatar #254 - swansong (09/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
um....question

who wears an evening gown to a night club?
User avatar #220 - WhattheNorris (09/10/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Actually "Go" is the shortest sentence. Epic tho
User avatar #80 - KINGOFTHESTARS (09/10/2010) [-]
because you touch yourself at night
#65 - GiraffeHand (09/10/2010) [-]
lisp has an 's' so that you can tell who has one.
User avatar #1 - Ronald mcdonald (09/09/2010) [+] (6 replies)
actualy "go" is the shortest sentance in english.........
User avatar #6 to #5 - Ronald mcdonald (09/10/2010) [-]
Sorry, but 'Go' is not the same as 'You go'. 'Go' by itself is an imperative and doesn't need a pronoun.
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