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Source: The Gigantic Bathroom Reader by the Bathroom Readers Institute

Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
Q: The hospital is to the right?
Q: When you say this side, can you say right or left?
The Court: You' been charged with armed robbery.
Do you want the court to appoint a lawyer to represent you?
Q: Could you see him from where you were standing?
Q: And where was his head?
Q: What is your relationship with the planting?
Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
Q: I understand you' re Dean Robert' s Mother.
Q: How long have you known him?
Q: What is your date of birth?
Q: What year?
Q: Are you sexually active?
Q: This it affect your memory at all?
Q: And in what way does it affect your memory.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something
you' forgotten?
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Submitted: 09/09/2010
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#42 - annaisocoolike (09/10/2010) [-]
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User avatar #15 - FuckYouFatBen (09/10/2010) [+] (17 replies)
I CALL BULL **** I HAS MYNASTINIA GRAVIS AND IT DOESNT FORGET MY MEMORY
#16 to #15 - FuckYouFatBen (09/10/2010) [-]
*effect



dammit forgot the pic

but i seriously do have mynastinia gravis
#11 - jjholt (09/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Your honor I want a batter lawyer
#14 to #11 - billybobthorton (09/10/2010) [-]
a bAtter lawyer you say?
#52 - Flameaether (09/10/2010) [+] (4 replies)
What evidence?
#55 - TheFreshPrince (09/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
>Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
#43 - DINNERFACE (09/10/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Where do you get these from?
#53 - killedkenny (09/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
You've been charged with armed assault...
You've been charged with armed assault...
User avatar #32 - TheOrigamiKiller (09/10/2010) [-]
February 13th is my birthday! :D
#63 - mr skeltal (09/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#66 to #63 - IleDile (09/10/2010) [-]
AWWWW NOW I FEEL BAD!
User avatar #2 - Russian Reversal (09/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
The 'whens your birthday' 'what year?'

Thing, is from Hot Fuzz
#4 to #2 - TheDeuce (09/09/2010) [-]
That's been around a lot longer than Hot Fuzz. I've never even seen Hot Fuzz, and that's a very old joke.
#79 - FJsupersayian (09/10/2010) [-]
does anyone else read these in judge judys voice??
#13 - gphatt (09/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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#95 - ECT **User deleted account** (09/12/2010) [-]
I just lie there - lol
#50 - brucedamoose **User deleted account** (09/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
On the fifth one, i don't think it's a fail. She is either asking if she was born on or before that date, or ,this one i support less, she was adopted and the judge was asking if she had been adopted by that date.
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#3 - Denmark (09/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I love you, keep making more
User avatar #84 - GoatPie (09/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
happy seven eleven everyone
#85 to #84 - GoatPie (09/10/2010) [-]
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User avatar #81 - jasonwhirlybird (09/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
july 15 is my birthday!
#1 - HeavyPerscription (09/09/2010) [-]
Yet so win.
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