RACIST JOKES PART 3
i know i took a long time on getting to part 3. but i hope you all enjoy. i do not mean
anything my this post, its just for comedy.
1. whats the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
ones on playboy, and the other on national geographic. -shovelman
2. whats the difference between roadkill and a dead nigger lying in the road?
there are swerve marks in front of the roadkill. -
3. whats the difference between niggers and snow tires?
snow tires dont sing when you put chains on them. -
4. why do black people have to eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
so they dont bite off there fingers. -
5. what do you call I white guy surrounded buy 100 black guys? coach
what do you call I black guy surrounded by 100 white guys? dead
6. why are asprins white? because they work. -Alphacat
7, why do jews smell so bad?
they havent been in a shower since 194 S. -Rangersfan
what do black kids get for Christmas?
your bike. -
9. jesse jackson, an Adderley man, a boy scout, and a scientist are all in a plane. suddenly,
the plane takes a nose dive, and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out the exit. there
are only 3 parachutes left. jesse jackson says, “i have inspired the entire community of
african americans/ so he takes a parachute and jumps out the exit. the scientist says, "i can
help alot of people with my knowledge." so he takes a parachute and jumps out the
window. and the Adderley man says, well young boy, ive lived a fulfilling life, so you take
the last parachute, and ill stay here. and the little boy says, "you can come with me, that
dumb nigger jumped out with my backpack/
10. did you hear? hallmark is making obama Christmas ornaments, suddenly its legal to
hang a black guy in a tree again!
that was part ICI, have a racist joke? put it in the comment section and i just might use it.
and now, just for laughs...