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racist jokes part 3

RACIST JOKES PART 3
i know i took a long time on getting to part 3. but i hope you all enjoy. i do not mean
anything my this post, its just for comedy.
1. whats the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
ones on playboy, and the other on national geographic. -shovelman
2. whats the difference between roadkill and a dead ****** lying in the road?
there are swerve marks in front of the roadkill. -
3. whats the difference between ******* and snow tires?
snow tires dont sing when you put chains on them. -
4. why do black people have to eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
so they dont bite off there fingers. -
5. what do you call I white guy surrounded buy 100 black guys? coach
what do you call I black guy surrounded by 100 white guys? dead
6. why are asprins white? because they work. -Alphacat
7, why do jews smell so bad?
they havent been in a shower since 194 S. -Rangersfan
what do black kids get for Christmas?
your bike. -
9. jesse jackson, an Adderley man, a boy scout, and a scientist are all in a plane. suddenly,
the plane takes a nose dive, and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out the exit. there
are only 3 parachutes left. jesse jackson says, “i have inspired the entire community of
african americans/ so he takes a parachute and jumps out the exit. the scientist says, "i can
help alot of people with my knowledge." so he takes a parachute and jumps out the
window. and the Adderley man says, well young boy, ive lived a fulfilling life, so you take
the last parachute, and ill stay here. and the little boy says, "you can come with me, that
dumb ****** jumped out with my backpack/
10. did you hear? hallmark is making obama Christmas ornaments, suddenly its legal to
hang a black guy in a tree again!
that was part ICI, have a racist joke? put it in the comment section and i just might use it.
and now, just for laughs...
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#1 - AshamedFurry **User deleted account** (09/09/2010) [-]
A car with 6 black guys inside goes off a cliff and they all drown.
You know what the sad part is?
It could've fit seven.
User avatar #4 - milkshakesrock (09/09/2010) [-]
2 ******* and a mexican are in a car, who's driving?
The cops
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#2 - Mashyuu **User deleted account** (09/09/2010) [-]
What is the most racist object in the world?
A sprinkler:
*spic*spic*spic*spic*spic*spic*CHINK!*
* ***************************** ************* *

It might not be as funny without the hand demonstration.
#9 - Enugor (09/10/2010) [-]
Why are humans and pancakes the same? The black ones are always ****** up xD
User avatar #8 - Ulmer (09/10/2010) [-]
there's a white guy, mexican guy, and a black guy walking along the beach. suddenly they find a bottle in the sand, and a genie pops out promising each one wish. the mexican went first:
"i wish all my people were living happily in mexico" so poof, all mexicans are transported to mexico with great jobs and happy lives. the black guy went next:
"i wish all my people were living happily in africa again." poof, all black people are living in africa with happy, fulfilling lives. finally it's the white guy's turn:
"so wait, all blacks and mexicans are back where they came from?" he asks the genie.
"yes," the genie replied.
"no more in america?"
"correct."
the white just stood there a moment... then said
"well **** . i guess i'll have a coke then."
User avatar #7 - Ulmer (09/10/2010) [-]
what do you call three white guys pushing a car? white power.
what do you call three mexican guys pushing a car? brown power.
what do you call three black people pushing a car? grand theft auto.
User avatar #5 - givemecoke (09/09/2010) [-]
what happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans?
the black ones steal your watch.
#12 - anonymous (10/27/2011) [-]
The World is like a bag of candy. There's always too much blacks.
User avatar #11 - mauisurfer (10/05/2010) [-]
what phrase do you use when your the only white guy on the football
team?

alone in the dark
#10 - Guitarmanharris (09/10/2010) [-]
What do you call a white guy surrounded but a thousand black guys?
Guard
(don't bother ded'ing if u use it)
User avatar #6 - Testament (09/09/2010) [-]
(havent seen the other 2 dont know if you used this)
how do you get a bunch of jews in a car throw a penny in
how do you get them out throw in a bar of soap
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