Actual Court Transcripts. Part five here:<br /><br /> Part four here:<br /> fu court transcript stupid people poop in a bucket
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Actual Court Transcripts

Actual Court Transcripts. Part five here:<br /><br /> Part four here:<br /> fu

Part five here:<br /><br />
Part four here:<br /><br />
Part two here:<br />
Part three here:<br /><br />
Random Thoughts:<br /><br />
Original Content<br />
Source: The Gigantic Bathroom Reader made by the Bathroom Readers Institute.

w. How many trucks do you own?
A: Seventeen.
w. Seventy?
A: Seventeen.
w. Seventeen?
A: No, about twelve.
w. Tell us your full name, please.
A: Mine?
w. Mr. Daniels, do you have any problems
hearing me?
A: Not really.
w. Where do you live?
A: Pardon?
w. James shot Tommy Lee?
w. Then Tommy Lee pulled out his gun
and shot James in the fracas?
A: No sir, Just above it.
w. Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.
w. How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
w. And by whose death was it terminated?
w. What happened then?
A: He says, ''I have to kill you because
you can identify me."
w. Did he kill you?
w. What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said "Where am I, Cathy'."
w. And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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#65 - iNteRNeTzRussian (09/10/2010) [-]
And did he kill you?  
And did he kill you?
#58 - kenman (09/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Isn't there supposed to be some sort of entrance exam for lawyers?
User avatar #7 - KelbekAvarice (09/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I'm sorry but 80 thumbs and 2864 views? Come on FunnyJunkers show some love!
#25 - Flameaether (09/10/2010) [+] (4 replies)
What Objection?
User avatar #11 - Fracas (09/09/2010) [-]
i see my name in there.
User avatar #48 - DrGigglez (09/10/2010) [-]
"And did he kill you?"

Made my day.
#44 - anonymous (09/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #16 - yojo ONLINE (09/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
so this is real.... yet the person's number starts with 555?
#18 - LonelyTeddyBear **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (27 replies)
User avatar #19 to #18 - Regiathius (09/10/2010) [-]
Stupid, her name is Cathy.
User avatar #43 - TheAssassin (09/10/2010) [-]
"And by whose death was it terminated?"

I thought lawyers were smart.
User avatar #66 - Crunchie (09/10/2010) [-]
No, about 12.

#17 - NorthernGirl (09/09/2010) [-]
User avatar #5 - BlimSub (09/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#14 - DoggyBouncer (09/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
ok really? you took this from another user and put your name at the bottom
User avatar #77 - vampyrechik (09/10/2010) [-]
Q: and why did that upset you?"
A:" becouse cathy is my sister"
User avatar #23 - xSweetToothx (09/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Gawd, I hate people that have to make more than one part. For ****** sake stop with this thumbs ******** and just post em all! You posted about 6 or 7!! Put em all in one photo! **** .
#10 - holta (09/09/2010) [-]
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User avatar #3 - FlameBreaker (09/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Ah, this is all from Uncle Jon's Bathroom Reader.
Next time, don't say "original content" when it's not ******* yours, idiot. >_>

Originally called "Order in the Court," the feature was introduced in the 5th Bathroom Reader, and pokes fun at things said in court cases (such as 'Were you alone or by yourself?' and 'Was that the same nose you broke as a child?'
User avatar #1 - AlexAndTheBeatles (09/09/2010) [-]
i hope to see a part 2 :)
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