its a girls job to

10 points from gryffindor

10 points?

Try 30

ok wait imma just finish mah cigarette

Oh fuck no! imma take care of this one...

that will never wor-ALL HAIL HYPNO TOAD@_@ *takes shirt off*

REAR DA F***'S MY FOOD

ITS A TRAP




U NEED THUMBS TO USE UTENSILS

PROBLEM?

That looks like a wtf face.

one sure fire way to make a chick less bitchy, have sex without a condom, semen contains hormones that can actually make girls more pleasant

thats why you use THE PILL you retard

the pill helps on its own too.
It works by tricking the body into thinking it's already pregnant. Being pregnant makes women release positive hormones in the brain, which is good.
so if you refuse to use a condom, she'll use the pill, everybody wins.

wtf are you talking about?

OH!

Mansers baby! Love that show

damn rite, your the one emo I dont want to kill

he was there the whole time

he heard someone say "you can't cook you won't get naked...." and he came to put them in their place

never forget...

Is that from Bobobo-bo-bobobo?

I LOVED THAT SHOW WHY DID THEY HAVE TO CANCEL IT?!?!?! i cried every episode because i laughed so fucking hard, when they canceled it, my mancard was taken away cause i cried, for the love of god if the show came back it'd be awesome, but its never coming back

oh and i waas 7 btw

KISS MY ASS!
I'M A STRONG WOMAN!
GO MAKE YOUR OWN PIE BITCH!

shes resisting get the backhander machine

did you call my son?

no umm i need the machine that backhands for me cause umm im drinking my beer?

?!?!

u hurted my feelings

im not a smart man, witch means my posts arent smart