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Who would you pick?

I know it isn't funny, but most of you guys fucking love Pokemon, so I thought I'd try this out.
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User avatar #30 - HandwashOnly (09/08/2010) [-]
Charizard, Gyarados, and Rhydon. Charizard can do the flying and most heavy physical work. Gyarados can both fly and surf, though you only see him fly in the first Pokemon movie. And Rhydon because he's really reliable when it comes to physical stuff, plus he can do moves like Thunderbolt and a few other odd ones I can't remember. Don't know if bonus points are considered, but I'm fairly positive all three of those can use Hyper Beam.
User avatar #69 to #30 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
i think they all can use hyper beam, i know charizard can, and it wouldnt be a gyarados without hyper beam, amirite
User avatar #70 to #69 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
U R RITE But yeah, I just wasn't sure about Rhydon or not.
User avatar #72 to #70 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
hmm, well, seeing as scyther can, since it was at oen point the final stage of its evolution, rhydon should. the last form of every pokemon is able to use it, pokemon which gained new forms in later generations are supposed to be able to use it any how
User avatar #73 to #72 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
Extra bonus points for my three being generation 1ers.
User avatar #75 to #73 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
yes, many extra bonus points for that.
User avatar #76 to #75 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
They need to make a Pokemon that evolves into a race car...
User avatar #77 to #76 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
they need to make a pokemon that evolves into a blow up doll. i guess thats what gardevoirs for.
User avatar #78 to #77 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
They need to make a Pokemon that evolves into a Digimon, that digivolves into a Pokemon...
User avatar #84 to #80 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
I've been watching like every other user on the site make pictures like that or even compilations, and yet I don't know how to do it. What programs do you use? All I have is fucking MS Paint, and there's no way I could make that Aggron piece or a compilation with it.
User avatar #85 to #84 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
no clue i just found it on google man. pretty fucking awesome though
User avatar #89 to #85 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
What about this picture about picking three out of a billion different Pokemanz? How did you make that?
User avatar #93 to #89 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
you even there bro?
User avatar #94 to #93 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
No.
User avatar #92 to #89 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
ms paint. i just got the font from a rom i downloaded. the rest is pictures from google. i resized em with irfanview, and thats pretty much it
User avatar #79 to #78 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
dude....digimon never really got the respect tehy deserve, we give everytihng to pokemon, seriously. tehy risked life and limb, battled building sized monsters, and had a fucking movie to save the internet.
User avatar #81 to #79 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
Yeah, but they weren't truly organic creatures. We're talking about kids that formed a bond with these AIs and battled corrupt AIs to somehow save the world just because the corrupt AIs somehow managed to interact with the real world through whatever fucking anomaly that existed there. Pokemon set you in a world where the trainer and the creature were in the same plane of reality, while the creature was an actual organic creature and not changed on its molecular state in order to become physical. Digimon was good, I won't bash on it there, but Pokemon is far more epic and earned its place.
User avatar #82 to #81 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
*sigh* yeah, i guess youre right. but theres one thing i am going to say right now that is going to piss a LOT of people off. Graymon would bet the living fuck out of Charizard any day
User avatar #83 to #82 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
Greymon can't fly. Crucial disadvantage right there. And let's not forget that the two realms have great differences in terms of size. The fact that these Digimon are digital physical constructs alone states that they can grow and evolve exponentially. Essentially, they're god moders.
User avatar #86 to #83 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
.digvolve to metal graymon. or ancient graymon,
User avatar #87 to #86 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
Yeah, then digivolve right into extinct Greymon because he's so fricking old at that point.
User avatar #88 to #87 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
nah. just admit taht would be the greatest fire type battle ever
User avatar #90 to #88 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
Oh hell yeah, but I'm still rooting for my man Charizard.
User avatar #91 to #90 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
graymon.
User avatar #31 to #30 - FJStaff (09/08/2010) [-]
in all honesty, i avoided teh obvious ones like.. well those three, because think abuot it man, in actuallity, theyd be scary as fuck, i wouldnt even be able to look at them, salamence would be creepy to, i understand
User avatar #33 to #31 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
Guess I just have really big balls like that then. :P But in all seriousness, having those things as my pets/partners would give me a greater sense of adrenaline than speeding ever could.
User avatar #34 to #33 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
true, very true, but speeding doesnt really do much for me, i mean, pretty much all ym life my mom has always been driving when im in a vehicle, and she speeds constantly, like almost never going the speed limit. so im really used to it. i mean, 65, 70 mph. thats kinda like meh for me. some poeple tahts kinda fast thgh
User avatar #36 to #34 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
It helps when you're passing the asshole who thinks you doing the speed limit is too slow, and at a rate of 100 MPH to pull out in front of him and off to the right to take your exit on the highway might I add...
User avatar #38 to #36 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
i cant even respond to that. 100 is like, a little fast for me, yuo know that "woah, i should slow down a bit, could get a minor wreck or something" kinda speedXD
User avatar #39 to #38 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
I had to teach an asshole a lesson by being irresponsible. I think that was the hardest I pushed my 4 cylinder fighter. But more to the point, I could deal with those three I picked because of how bad ass their ferocity is.
User avatar #41 to #39 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
yes, they are pretty fucking awesome, but, lapras can be as well, seeing how salamence and steelix are already pretty cool
and wow, a 4 cylinder? thats it? ah, due, every vehicle my moms owned was at least a 6 cylinder, more often than not an 8
User avatar #44 to #41 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
Hey man. This is my first car we're talking about. It's a PT Cruiser with 161 K miles on it. This baby runs in beautiful shape and can purr when I push it. She handles like a dream and I'm glad to have her. And I can see where Lapras would be interesting, but it's too gentle in nature for me. I definitely would have considered Steelix if we were talking a full party of six, but those three I chose seemed the best.
User avatar #48 to #44 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
also, seeing as its your first car, i guess its fineXD need to upgrade within a few years thugh, also. yeah, laprases are generallly mild natured, but if you get them angry theyre very destructive, kinda like a dragonite. plus im kinda..well im anything but calm really, so something nice and soothing would be good for me
User avatar #46 to #44 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
heh, nice. whats your dream car though? mine is a lamborghini diablo gt.
User avatar #49 to #46 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
Tough to say. I would definitely like a Lambo, but the insurance and any repairs on that would require me to shit golden bricks laced with diamonds. I always wanted a Hummer since I was a kid, but the company that makes those shut that section down. One of those new Mustangs would be nice. They get 300 HP from stock. As long as I can get a decent job after college, I plan on definitely getting a Ford F250, a nice heavy duty truck that I can offroad with and use for carrying shit around.
User avatar #51 to #49 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
nice. i generally dislike ford except for the mustangs, but if i would get a truck, id get a raptor.
User avatar #53 to #51 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
I've heard the whole Ford fire recall thing, but don't care for it. Every single company I know of has some issues with their vehicles, and I can really appreciate Ford because it's American.
User avatar #56 to #53 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
meh, that doesnt really make a difference to me. tbh, my dream lambo has the steering wheel on the right, like a british or japanese car, i just have some kind of obsession over that
User avatar #57 to #56 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
Odd things= shiny things.
User avatar #59 to #57 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
pretty pretty shiny shiny :d
User avatar #62 to #59 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
woops, ment :D
User avatar #60 to #59 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
My Gym Partner's a Monkey reference, nice. :3
User avatar #61 to #60 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
havent watched that in years
User avatar #64 to #61 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
Well I believe that line came from the episode where Jake steals Adam's shiny priceless diamond door knobs and uses them to control the other animals.
User avatar #65 to #64 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
yup, exactly that one. is the subject going to change to ym gym partners a monkey now?
User avatar #67 to #65 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
Perhaps...though that show is nowhere near as badass as my selection of Pokemanz.
User avatar #22 - MynameisGir (09/08/2010) [-]
Charizard,Swampert,and torterra,when I'm too lazy to go anywhere,torterra for land,charizard for air,and swampert for water,just because swampert isnt affected by electricity
User avatar #23 to #22 - FJStaff (09/08/2010) [-]
lapras is easier to hold on to..
User avatar #24 to #23 - MynameisGir (09/08/2010) [-]
Swampert has grips on his back,I can take a nap on that badass (pun intended) without even moving
User avatar #25 to #24 - FJStaff (09/08/2010) [-]
very true, lapras has grips as well. i believe we are at a stalemate
User avatar #26 to #25 - MynameisGir (09/08/2010) [-]
what happens if a lightning storm?swampert is ground,lapras is fucked
User avatar #27 to #26 - FJStaff (09/08/2010) [-]
salamence, dragon is resistant to electricity.
User avatar #28 to #27 - MynameisGir (09/08/2010) [-]
-_-
User avatar #29 to #28 - FJStaff (09/08/2010) [-]
what? is it because hes a flying type? i know electric is super affective against flying, which is why salamence is normally affected, which is why i always keep a generous supply of potions with me
User avatar #18 - Lijiah (09/08/2010) [-]
Charizard for fire/dragon type moves and to be able to fly wherever.
Machamp to push stuff around and break down walls.
Gardevoir...for obvious reasons ;D
User avatar #19 to #18 - FJStaff (09/08/2010) [-]
;D
User avatar #20 to #19 - Lijiah (09/08/2010) [-]
w00t

*borat accent* we make a sexy time now. nice!
User avatar #21 to #20 - FJStaff (09/08/2010) [-]
very niice!
User avatar #16 - Ninjaxon (09/08/2010) [-]
A ditto, NOW I HAVE THEM ALL
User avatar #13 - xAnonymousTrollx (09/08/2010) [-]
magic karp, slowpoke, and bidoof... i cant lose
User avatar #14 to #13 - FJStaff (09/08/2010) [-]
dear god..youd be unstoppable!
User avatar #8 - HMSTrollolol (09/08/2010) [-]
Well I would have an Arcanine first of all, for one it is dubbed a "Legendary" type pokemon, so I have beaten your system (muahaha) secondly because if the opening credits of the first season of Poke'mon are anything to go by, I can sit on it and use it to fly and cross land real quick like. Secondly I would have Froslass, firstly because I could use it to give women nipple erections (or men if the situation dictates) as well as causing avalanches (SHOOP!), secondly because who wouldn't want to be able to haunt people? Finally I would use Absol, solely because how much fun would it be to be the cause of natural disasters?

(Joke Answer) Well first I would have Missing N- BSAHGFNEWMNJASFHHVUYEF HFVBDAFGFB.,A
User avatar #17 to #15 - HMSTrollolol (09/08/2010) [-]
That's two, I'M ON A FREAKIN' ROLE!!
#9 to #8 - FJStaff (09/08/2010) [-]
you made me laugh. +1 internetz for you  
as well as this awesome face on lsd
you made me laugh. +1 internetz for you
as well as this awesome face on lsd
User avatar #10 to #9 - HMSTrollolol (09/08/2010) [-]
Dear Diary: Today a dream happened, it felt good in my pants for a long time.
User avatar #11 to #10 - FJStaff (09/08/2010) [-]
lolgross :D
#1 - Brams (09/08/2010) [-]
I would get three Pikachu's one male and two female I would breed them and after a while I would begin to store them inside the computer, After I got around 5 full screens of Pikachu's I would begin to level them to max level and sell them on Ebay for $6.99
#3 to #1 - Acrylic (09/08/2010) [-]
This is my cat, he is called Beano
User avatar #4 to #3 - FJStaff (09/08/2010) [-]
cool. thanks for showing me your pussy :D
#5 to #4 - Acrylic (09/08/2010) [-]
I'm rubbing it right now...

ITS WET (its raining out)

IM RUBBING MY WET PUSSY!!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - Acrylic (09/08/2010) [-]
oh shit wrong picture ^_^
User avatar #7 to #6 - FJStaff (09/08/2010) [-]
thats you? want me to delete?
User avatar #12 to #7 - Acrylic (09/08/2010) [-]
lol if you want to, I dont care tbh
User avatar #2 to #1 - FJStaff (09/08/2010) [-]
never though of selling them...nice! but then again, thats what magikarp and feebas are for, to sell to stupid people like james.
User avatar #32 to #2 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
If you think about it, selling Magikarp or Feebas is stupid when you consider the bad assness that comes after a LOT of hard work on them.
User avatar #35 to #32 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
true, but most people arent willing to put that much work into them.
User avatar #37 to #35 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
The first time I played Yellow version, I regretted buying that fucking Magikarp, but I decided to put Exp. Share on him to see what would happen, and sure enough I discovered the awesomest Pokemon ever. Not to mention the hours upon hours I spent looking up how to find Feebas and looking for him in Emerald.
User avatar #40 to #37 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
wow!xD yeah, thats if youre dedicated, most people are too lazy and will either a. just catch a gyarados, not a magikarp, and b.trade withs oemone whos already got a milotic
also, magikarp and feebas, if kept small, can be pets. like we keep in fish tanks/aquariams etc. im sure some kids would like a few magikarp or something on a nightstand until tehy die because there parents werent home to feed it for them one day.XD
User avatar #42 to #40 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
Perhaps, but seeing as I'm not a father I need Pokemon that are versatile and can do more than splash around.
User avatar #43 to #42 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
seeing as im barely even 13, only a few months, and one of the biggest pokemon nerds i know, i want soem of my all time favorites
User avatar #47 to #43 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
Now that I think about it, having a Magikarp instead of a Gyarados off the bat would make the training easier, as introducing love to it in its early stage would make it less likely to get cross with me when it's in the later stage.
User avatar #50 to #47 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
true..,. but irl, there wouldnt be an exp share, so you have to elarn some way to train magikarp, i guess you can use flail and tackle [i think it learns tackle] but, its goign to be hard to get it to level up enoguh to have them both
User avatar #45 to #43 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
seriously man, ive loved pokemno for as long as i can remember, all taht shit, digimon, pokemon, inuyasha, etc. loved it for as long as i canr emember, my cuosin introduced me to yugioh at a pretty young age too. oh how i miss being 4. life was so simple
User avatar #52 to #45 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
I remember trading a Base Set Charizard for a starter deck of Yugioh, the Kaiba deck I believe. Dumbest fucking move I ever made... >.<
User avatar #54 to #52 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
dude...i had my holo blaines charizard stolen. i was so upset.....and i had so many cards its not funny man. i had boxes full..then i lost ecery single one. now i have some, ive gotten back into yugioh a bit, but not really. i lost my favorite deck thugh, the one ive put the msot work into recently, that just sucks balls.
User avatar #55 to #54 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
I had a deck with three Blue Eyes' in it, and one of those Burst Stream of Destruction cards that was like...super fricking rare. Tossed it out when I moved out of state. Second dumbest fucking move I ever made... >.< I had a friend who was still into Yugioh and could have given him that deck. He would have loved it.
User avatar #63 to #55 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
dude, ive had so many rare cards stolen by my cousin its not funny. hed steal everything i got, jinzo, total defense shogun, my valkyrion, insect queen, EVERY fucking blue eyes i ever had, at elast 10 of them, dark magician, the list goes on and on. and dude, you threw out a burst stream of destruction card?! words cannot describe that fail
User avatar #66 to #63 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
At the time I was just thinking of getting them out of the way so we could get the fuck out on time. This was like...maybe fives years ago, too... Still, very dumb move on my part.
User avatar #68 to #66 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
yup. also, i cant reply to your other message, abuot how awesome youre pokemanz are......sorry, my selection iis bettar, jsut because i say so...........although now if i thuoght about it...id change steelix to aggron, again one of my absolute favorites....he would serve the exact same purposes as steelix, digging drilling, moving things, looking badass, etc.
User avatar #71 to #68 - HandwashOnly (09/09/2010) [-]
Ability to use ice and lightning attacks, as well as fire...
User avatar #74 to #71 - FJStaff (09/09/2010) [-]
dont forget water, dark, ghost, dragon, etc. pretty much about half of the types. admit it, aggrons just a fuckign beast
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