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Remember, toenail clippinging makes you happy! And gives you all kinds of diseases.<br />
EDIT: I've been hearing 'retoast' here and there. If it is, it must be an old one, because it didn't show up when I posted it. My sincere apologies.
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User avatar #95 - cRookie (09/14/2010) [-]
At least he'd get some head for rescueing her
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User avatar #82 - EpicRandomnes **User deleted account** (09/09/2010) [-]
youll need a giant slug to pass that
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User avatar #75 - phoneman (09/09/2010) [-]
I think this is the fourth time I've seen this on the frontpage
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#78 to #75 - OldGuy (09/09/2010) [-]
Then stop hitting F5.
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#80 to #78 - Heath (09/09/2010) [-]
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#74 - asawidz (09/09/2010) [-]
months later...
months later...
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#71 - jogrady (09/09/2010) [-]
**jogrady rolls 425,706,940**
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#70 - otakusrule (09/09/2010) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!!!!!
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User avatar #67 - theJackal (09/09/2010) [-]
admit it in every fucking mario game when it came to the last castle you questioned was she even fucking worth saving. Admit it im Right
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User avatar #65 - TheSheenyCurse (09/09/2010) [-]
rule 24. nuff said
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#68 to #65 - EpicEmoKitteh (09/09/2010) [-]
Elaborate?
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User avatar #72 to #68 - PedobearOnTV (09/09/2010) [-]
I think it's "you will never have sex". Not sure. Check urban dictionary
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#79 to #72 - Heath (09/09/2010) [-]
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#81 to #79 - anonymous (09/09/2010) [-]
According to ED it's 'Every repost is always a repost of a repost'
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User avatar #83 to #81 - TheSheenyCurse (09/09/2010) [-]
Anon got it
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#61 - anonymous (09/09/2010) [-]
repost
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User avatar #58 - Aupego (09/09/2010) [-]
I thought this would be about how he's a plumber.
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User avatar #53 - killamnjaro (09/09/2010) [-]
LOOKS LIKE MOTHA FUCKIN' NIBBLER!!!!!
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#52 - superwaffles (09/09/2010) [-]
how do u put pictures on when u leave a comment
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User avatar #73 to #52 - PedobearOnTV (09/09/2010) [-]
Wow. This amount of fail can't even be put into words.
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#69 to #52 - EpicEmoKitteh (09/09/2010) [-]
&lt;-- This should happen for the amount of fail you just typed.
<-- This should happen for the amount of fail you just typed.
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#76 to #69 - lolparty (09/09/2010) [-]
WHAT!?!?!?!   NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!
WHAT!?!?!?! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!
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#66 to #52 - TreesyDoesIt (09/09/2010) [-]
like so
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#64 to #52 - diddykong (09/09/2010) [-]
youre not even worthy of a crobar to the face
youre not even worthy of a crobar to the face
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User avatar #63 to #52 - BrutalAnalRapist (09/09/2010) [-]
DEAR GOD.........SO MUCH..........FAIL........
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#62 to #52 - WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAP (09/09/2010) [-]
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#57 to #52 - Bubblygoo (09/09/2010) [-]
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#54 to #52 - anonymous (09/09/2010) [-]
there's an option when you comment it says "image file" press "select" and it will open up your documents, you pick the picture you want and then press reply.
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User avatar #50 - mikaelkid (09/09/2010) [-]
.......Thanks for reposting my photo..........

you bitch
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User avatar #51 to #50 - vermiculite (09/09/2010) [-]
Check your inbox to read my response.
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#37 - DoesSheHaveBrains (09/09/2010) [-]
no one knows what its like...
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User avatar #38 to #37 - ShadowsDown (09/09/2010) [-]
to be the bad man...
to be the sad man...
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User avatar #41 to #38 - JAlbastlkr (09/09/2010) [-]
behind blue eyes...
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User avatar #42 to #41 - ShadowsDown (09/09/2010) [-]
Oh thank god SOMEONE got the reference, I wish I could give you 1000 thumbs sir.
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#43 to #42 - JAlbastlkr (09/09/2010) [-]
hahaha dude i got your back...i fuckin love them...i actually jsut saw em at the nokia center in LA...fucking amazing front row seats man...
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User avatar #45 to #43 - ShadowsDown (09/09/2010) [-]
Thats fuckin awesome man, I'm jealous xD
its been waaaay too long since ive been to a concert...
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User avatar #46 to #45 - JAlbastlkr (09/09/2010) [-]
i just saw avenged sevenfold not too long ago...greatest concert ive ever been to in my life...luckily it was before the Rev died ( R.I.P ) but yeah dude fuckin bomb shit...
and for thumbing me.....THE OTHER GAME...
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User avatar #47 to #46 - ShadowsDown (09/09/2010) [-]
I might actually catch A7X at madison in october with my girl's bro. I picked up nightmare the day it was released xD
I almost shat myself when I heard the Rev sing on Fiction lol
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User avatar #84 to #47 - JAlbastlkr (09/09/2010) [-]
yeahh serious dude he fuckin maade that song.. the trippy part is that song was written by him and turned in a day before he died and the song was orginally called Death. like he knew he was gunna die...and that song so far away was written by sinister gates cause he said he had a dream a friend of his was gunna die
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User avatar #85 to #84 - ShadowsDown (09/09/2010) [-]
Yeah man, its so awesomely cryptic. That's why some believe his death to be suicide instead of accidental.
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User avatar #86 to #85 - JAlbastlkr (09/09/2010) [-]
yaa i think it might have been...cause he "accidentally" od on his anxiety pills that hed taken for years...
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User avatar #87 to #86 - ShadowsDown (09/09/2010) [-]
Yeah, from what I heard the meds that he had been taking for his heart condition and something else didn't agree with eachother, and the dose ended up being too much for him to handle. You think the doc would inform you on what not to take with a heart medication yunno?
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User avatar #88 to #87 - JAlbastlkr (09/09/2010) [-]
yeahh he prob knew...and he was a fuckin heeavvvy drinker...i know this because i got trashed with him and sinister backstage after warped tour a few years back
fucking amazing night...i fucked thisss hoooot ass groupie haha
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User avatar #89 to #88 - ShadowsDown (09/09/2010) [-]
haha xD thats awesome lol. Yeah I heard too that he was a bit of an alcoholic. I'd love to actually get to meet them personally too, yunno see what they are really like as people.
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User avatar #90 to #89 - JAlbastlkr (09/09/2010) [-]
dude theyre actually reallllly chill...gates is one funnny motherfucker...i was suprised as how quiet shadows was. compared to teh rest of em.
but then again if my mom was murdered and i was still looking for her killer id be one quiet motherfucker too
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User avatar #91 to #90 - ShadowsDown (09/09/2010) [-]
Yeah I'd bet. I never knew that about Shadows :O
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User avatar #92 to #91 - JAlbastlkr (09/09/2010) [-]
yeah what do you think the song chapter four was about?
and unholy confessions
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User avatar #93 to #92 - ShadowsDown (09/09/2010) [-]
:O Its all starting to make sense now lol
btw I'm slowly getting your 1000 thumbs lol one comment at a time.
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User avatar #94 to #93 - JAlbastlkr (09/09/2010) [-]
hahah maybe screen cap it and some kind fjers will help...
but yeah soo if you listen to that lyric " close my brothers eyes tonight"
hes talking about finding the guy and killing him...basically placing the coins on his eyes for the boatman...
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#56 to #47 - NextGenUpdate (09/09/2010) [-]
The Rev = Legend
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#39 to #38 - bloodharbringer (09/09/2010) [-]
not impressed.
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#40 to #39 - ShadowsDown (09/09/2010) [-]
You obviously have no clue or taste.
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#48 to #40 - bloodharbringer (09/09/2010) [-]
it's the who...

you should have chosen won't get fooled again.
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User avatar #36 - inrisk (09/09/2010) [-]
Wait, is that meant to be from Inglorious Basterds?
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#33 - MrMarioman (09/09/2010) [-]
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#34 to #33 - MrMarioman (09/09/2010) [-]
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#44 to #34 - JAlbastlkr (09/09/2010) [-]
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#32 - anonymous (09/09/2010) [-]
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;
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#31 - anonymous (09/09/2010) [-]
another reason why he hates it.
another reason why he hates it.
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#30 - jamesyay (09/09/2010) [-]
just grab a leaf, and FFLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
just grab a leaf, and FFLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
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#29 - blazefury (09/09/2010) [-]
ITS SO EZ
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