An Old Man's Sperm. I know this is an old joke.. just enjoy anyway..<br /> atleast its better than annoying staredad or 'twilight sucks' posts!!. man was  An Old Man's Sperm I know this is an old joke just enjoy anyway <br /> atleast its better than annoying staredad or 'twilight sucks' posts!! man was
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An Old Man's Sperm. I know this is an old joke.. just enjoy anyway..<br /> atleast its better than annoying staredad or 'twilight sucks' posts!!. man was

I know this is an old joke.. just enjoy anyway..<br />
atleast its better than annoying staredad or 'twilight sucks' posts!!

man was requested by his doctor for a sperm
greent as part of his physical exam.
ithe, dieter gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home
Sand bring back a semen sample .”
next day the ':) man reappeared at the dieter' s
i? outift and gave him the Jar, which was as zilean and empty as
Gen the previews day.
dieter asked what happened and the man explained: 'lerl,
idee,_ it' s eike this - first I tried with my right hand, but
onething. Then I tried with my ieft hand, bet nething.
I asked my wife fer heap._ She tried with her right hand,
kthen with her ieft, nething. she tried with her mouth,
Ifirst with the teeth in, then with her teeth out,
onething. we even earned up Ardeen, the eady nest door and she
itried tee, First_ with both hands, then an armpit, and she even
squeezin' it between her knees, but nothing.
l" doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The oh) man replied, "Yep. None of us get the jar open."
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - loke
Reply +31 123456789123345869
(11/22/2009) [-]
This is actually new to me, so thanks for the repost.
User avatar #3 - supersparta
Reply +26 123456789123345869
(11/22/2009) [-]
That was ******* awesome.
User avatar #19 to #3 - HomeSikk
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(11/22/2009) [-]
Supersparta you're comment and icon go long perfectly!!!!!
User avatar #9 - emmettcullenrox
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(11/22/2009) [-]
My mind was blown with the mental picture of a old lady trying to get sperm with an armpit. . . .
#18 to #9 - anon id: 943b6b50
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/22/2009) [-]
it said that the neighbor tried it with an armpit and it never said that the neighbor was an old lady.
#23 - catmanzer **User deleted account**
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(11/22/2009) [-]
i lol'd so bad!
wasnt expecting that ending
#6 - CityBabe **User deleted account**
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(11/22/2009) [-]
bahahah. you got me going there. good post :)
User avatar #16 - Dustinn
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(11/22/2009) [-]
that was awesome
User avatar #28 - crazyrandomguy
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(11/23/2009) [-]
omg lmfao I did not see that coming
#8 - numbierwun **User deleted account**
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(11/22/2009) [-]
Oh, I see what 'cha did tharr.
User avatar #5 - MuayThaiPianoBoy
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(11/22/2009) [-]
LMAO
good to see that funnyjunk is getting some fresh material that isnt the usual jailbait, thumbs up crap
User avatar #36 - BlueBeasty
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(11/23/2009) [-]
Ohhhh...
Myyyyyyyy...
Good God.

This.
is.
*******.
AWESOME! XD