An Old Man's Sperm. I know this is an old joke.. just enjoy anyway..<br /> atleast its better than annoying staredad or 'twilight sucks' posts!!. man was
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An Old Man's Sperm. I know this is an old joke.. just enjoy anyway..<br /> atleast its better than annoying staredad or 'twilight sucks' posts!!. man was

I know this is an old joke.. just enjoy anyway..<br />
atleast its better than annoying staredad or 'twilight sucks' posts!!

man was requested by his doctor for a sperm
greent as part of his physical exam.
ithe, dieter gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home
Sand bring back a semen sample .”
next day the ':) man reappeared at the dieter' s
i? outift and gave him the Jar, which was as zilean and empty as
Gen the previews day.
dieter asked what happened and the man explained: 'lerl,
idee,_ it' s eike this - first I tried with my right hand, but
onething. Then I tried with my ieft hand, bet nething.
I asked my wife fer heap._ She tried with her right hand,
kthen with her ieft, nething. she tried with her mouth,
Ifirst with the teeth in, then with her teeth out,
onething. we even earned up Ardeen, the eady nest door and she
itried tee, First_ with both hands, then an armpit, and she even
squeezin' it between her knees, but nothing.
l" doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The oh) man replied, "Yep. None of us get the jar open."
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Submitted: 11/22/2009
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#1 - loke (11/22/2009) [-]
This is actually new to me, so thanks for the repost.
User avatar #3 - supersparta (11/22/2009) [+] (1 reply)
That was ******* awesome.
User avatar #9 - emmettcullenrox (11/22/2009) [+] (1 reply)
My mind was blown with the mental picture of a old lady trying to get sperm with an armpit. . . .
#23 - catmanzer **User deleted account** (11/22/2009) [-]
i lol'd so bad!
wasnt expecting that ending
#6 - CityBabe **User deleted account** (11/22/2009) [-]
bahahah. you got me going there. good post :)
User avatar #16 - Dustinn (11/22/2009) [-]
that was awesome
User avatar #28 - crazyrandomguy (11/23/2009) [-]
omg lmfao I did not see that coming
#8 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (11/22/2009) [-]
Oh, I see what 'cha did tharr.
User avatar #5 - MuayThaiPianoBoy (11/22/2009) [-]
LMAO
good to see that funnyjunk is getting some fresh material that isnt the usual jailbait, thumbs up crap
User avatar #36 - BlueBeasty (11/23/2009) [-]
Ohhhh...
Myyyyyyyy...
Good God.

This.
is.
******* .
AWESOME! XD
User avatar #13 - Shiny (11/22/2009) [-]
Oh god, this is awesome
#17 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [+] (3 replies)
staredad is a homo
User avatar #21 to #20 - AntiDisneyMovement (11/22/2009) [-]
Well no **** sherlock, who else's opinion would it be?
#33 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [+] (3 replies)
but....Twilight DOES suck
#32 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
Hardy,ha,ha.may be old,but funny is funny.M
#31 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Why did the old lady try to open the jar with her mouth and with her teeth out?
#29 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I couldnt enjoy this one much because I saw it coming.
#27 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
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#24 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [+] (1 reply)
FAT BEN MDE POOP
#11 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
and thenwe called the nurse and still nothing...

and i couldnt find any young men willing to help ...
#2 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [+] (3 replies)
aww man you made me all horny lol
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