man was requested by his doctor for a sperm
greent as part of his physical exam.
ithe, dieter gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home
Sand bring back a semen sample .”
next day the ':) man reappeared at the dieter' s
i? outift and gave him the Jar, which was as zilean and empty as
Gen the previews day.
dieter asked what happened and the man explained: 'lerl,
idee,_ it' s eike this - first I tried with my right hand, but
onething. Then I tried with my ieft hand, bet nething.
I asked my wife fer heap._ She tried with her right hand,
kthen with her ieft, nething. she tried with her mouth,
Ifirst with the teeth in, then with her teeth out,
onething. we even earned up Ardeen, the eady nest door and she
itried tee, First_ with both hands, then an armpit, and she even
squeezin' it between her knees, but nothing.
l" doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The oh) man replied, "Yep. None of us get the jar open."