I sense a religious debate. ...but hey, it's still funny.<br /> keep the flaming to minimum, guys.. taut Leaf: kit,. faith noun 2: strong belief in God or in the doctrines of a religion, based on spiritual apprehension rather than proof. Which is why this comic is true. =P religon Futurama
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User avatar #29 - SeekayFilms (11/22/2009) [+] (5 replies)
faith
noun
2: strong belief in God or in the doctrines of a religion, based on spiritual apprehension rather than proof.

Which is why this comic is true. =P
User avatar #1 - RobannRules (11/22/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I'm a Christian and I laughed at this.
User avatar #2 - nightmarepikachu (11/22/2009) [+] (6 replies)
i wont flame. athist suck!
User avatar #5 to #2 - luidias (11/22/2009) [-]
that would be a flame. learn from good ol' #1
User avatar #67 - kezdak (11/22/2009) [+] (2 replies)
religion and politics blow
#50 - anonexplains (11/22/2009) [+] (4 replies)
I'm not sure about god yet, but one thing i don't believe in is the whole "adem and Eve" crap. i mean, if it was true, there must have been one hell of an insest party going on.
User avatar #55 to #52 - miss kris (11/22/2009) [-]

"How else was the human race supposed to start off? If there was no incest it would've been just their family and that would be the end."

Um, evolution? - Just sayin...
Thumbs down me if you please, I know what I believe in, a world without incest!
User avatar #26 - Zane (11/22/2009) [+] (7 replies)
Why is it that when I post religious stuff I get 1 thumbs up and 100 thumbs down? I even posted what is drawn on the chalk board like 1 month ago and it has negative thumbs up.
#151 - anonexplains (11/22/2009) [+] (10 replies)
i think its funny you people argue this like ur opinion ******* matters...get a life bible bashers honestly who cares what you say on a website? go outside and get laid or at least do something useful
#154 to #151 - mondo **User deleted account** (11/22/2009) [-]
at least we can get laid before getting married and not worry about hell
#4 - anonexplains (11/22/2009) [+] (18 replies)
BANANA!!!!!!
User avatar #6 to #4 - luidias (11/22/2009) [-]
terracotta pie.
User avatar #60 - OnlyInRussia (11/22/2009) [+] (3 replies)
In Soviet Russia, we have proof god exists!
#56 - anonexplains (11/22/2009) [+] (6 replies)
I hate the religious crap on here... NOBODY CARES THAT YOU HAVE NO RELIGION. ALL YOU ARE DOING IS SPEADING THE HATE THROUGH WORLD!!!!!
User avatar #68 to #56 - luidias (11/22/2009) [-]
Nobody cares that you have an opinion. All you're doing is spreading the stupid through Funnyjunk.


Fix'd.
User avatar #73 - YxXKiNGXxY (11/22/2009) [+] (15 replies)
Im watching the simpsons
User avatar #87 to #74 - iamhapppy (11/22/2009) [-]
you mean FAMILY GUY?
#116 - anonexplains (11/22/2009) [+] (2 replies)
people believe in god because they want to believe in it... people don't want to think that when you die nothing happens they want to think something good happen. and also im atheist and i bet ive read more of the bible that 70% of Catholics.
User avatar #117 to #116 - Shiny ONLINE (11/22/2009) [-]
I'm an atheist and I read bible passages all the time, but I'm also an atheist because I'm tired of people telling me what the **** I just read.
User avatar #170 - bfender (11/22/2009) [-]
ha ha, amen to that brother!
#141 - anonexplains (11/22/2009) [+] (9 replies)
Religion is a funny thing, and the previous coment on Spirituality and Religion was right. However, I DO believe in God, although not in any traditional sense. I beieve in Jesus, too, and I believe that ebing the person he was would not want us to waste our lives kneeling down and begging and groveling and humiliating ourselves and supressing who we are to worship him. God doesn't want our lives, he doesn't want to us to constantly try to force our religion on other people. That's why I don't. U'll talk to people about it if they ask. I won't walk up and say (metaphorically, of course) "I has a baseball." I'll walk up to somone who asked about what I believe and is genuinely intrested and say (metaphorically again) "There is a baseball."
User avatar #147 to #141 - Shiny ONLINE (11/22/2009) [-]
I feel the same way, man. I live close to a "Free Evangelical" church, and every month I get annoying fundies and foot-washers knocking on my door and asking for money for a church I don't go to (which I tell them, and they blatantly ignore) and when I say no they tell me I'll burn in hell. I love to debate **** like religion, but when people try to force their beliefs onto others, they GENUINELY THINK that their religion isn't a belief but a complete reality and truth that everybody must know about........I have a mental list of witty retorts to spout at their stupid asses, but I really wish I didn't need to.
#120 - anonexplains (11/22/2009) [+] (7 replies)
I see no point in not believing in God...if i am wrong, I die, thats it...if an atheist is wrong, they go to hell and burn for eternity...LOGIC!!!
#123 to #120 - mondo **User deleted account** (11/22/2009) [-]
that is where your wrong sir. what if your catholic and mormons are right? or what if the ****** africans were right and you end up fighting some giant she-lion when you die. its a crap shoot my friend
#69 - anonexplains (11/22/2009) [+] (2 replies)
good news everyone!

I've invented a device that makes you read this in my voice!
#138 - anonexplains (11/22/2009) [+] (2 replies)
captcha: beret
my uncle just died in the green beret
#135 - anonexplains (11/22/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Religion is about Power; Spirituality is about Grace, Religion commands Armies; Spirituality brings Enlightenment. Religion needs money to exist; Spirituality needs nothing other than belief to exist.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it...
#58 - anonexplains (11/22/2009) [+] (3 replies)
I posted a comment. That can be proven because you're reading it.

God exsists. That can't be proven at all. There is no valid proof.
#53 - anonexplains (11/22/2009) [+] (6 replies)
yeah i'm sure you can just go back in time and show us the big bang
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