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I sense a religious debate

...but hey, it's still funny.<br />
keep the flaming to minimum, guys.
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#212 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]

no joke paste this comment to 3 more pictures and press Alt. Princess josephina will go on screen and undress reall
#209 - anonymous (11/26/2009) [-]
i LOL at people who leave long comments as if people on the internet care about their opinions. Even this comment!
#210 to #209 - anonymous (11/26/2009) [-]
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#204 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
fuck god
User avatar #211 to #204 - thevirgogirlie (11/27/2009) [-]
I dont really have a stand when it comes to God,
but you still should be respectful though.
Not cool. :/
#214 to #211 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [-]
Why is it religion that you're not allowed to mock? You're allowed to make fun of anyone for anything they can choose, including their diet (Vegetarian/Vega/Whatever), Political stance (Libertarian? Republican?) or anything else!

Religion shouldn't get a free ride because the believers really don't have a leg to stand on.
#213 to #211 - hardip (12/02/2009) [-]
same. never rly believed in god. if there is a god hes bad at his job. but if someone is religious im not gona talk shit about him/her caz well i honesty don't know how much they have in there life, if its there only hope they have, i lost my hope a long time ago
#196 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
I believe in god, but also in the Big Bang and in evoloution. My favorite band is Led Zeppelin and favorite song is stairway to heaven. My best friend is really into heavy metal and stuff along that line. I don't see why religeous people, as well as athiests, have to push their beliefs on onto other people, and create stereotypes.
#208 to #196 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
exactly
#203 to #196 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
your favorite song is stairway to heaven? how original.
User avatar #188 - Grracelynn (11/23/2009) [-]
ever thought of this? The God for Muslims's name is Muhummad. there are like SO many Pakistani and Iraqi and those types of people with the name Muhummad. Wouldn't it be hilarious to see a religious American's reaction if someone named their kid Jesus? that would be FUCKING great. [:
#200 to #188 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
You know, Muhammad is not the Muslim God, and before you ask no I am not Muslim, but you are just an idiot. Muhammad is a prophet, not the Muslim God.
User avatar #205 to #200 - ReyzorSnype (11/23/2009) [-]
The muslim god is Allah
#198 to #188 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
You know, Jesus is a pretty common name in Latin America.
User avatar #199 to #198 - satanisthesavior (11/23/2009) [-]
It is. Although, it is pronounced "hesus," as the 'j' in spanish sounds like an 'h'...
#215 to #199 - anonymous (12/24/2009) [-]
right. which is the way they pronounce jesus from the bible also. what the fuck difference does it make how it is pronounced?
#207 to #199 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [-]
that's the mistake john mcclane makes in die hard 3
#192 to #188 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
you know people have named their kids Jesus before you know. I remember there being a black guy who had the name Jesus on American Idol a few years back
User avatar #194 to #192 - Grracelynn (11/23/2009) [-]
really? what did the judges say about it?
#187 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
repost fail
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User avatar #170 - bfender (11/22/2009) [-]
ha ha, amen to that brother!
User avatar #166 - onesickmojo (11/22/2009) [-]
if you still doubt religion, just think of this: how did the world start? the big bang? oh. where did that come from? all of the matter in the universe packed together then exploded? ok. now how did that get there? then, how did THAT start? Then, you think everything was just here, since the beginning of time? who created the beginning of time? something had to be created in the beginning. every religion focuses on the same thing: we're here because of someone. not just by chance.
#185 to #166 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
Ok, supposedly, "God" created all life on earth and he made the rest of the universe. And, supposedly, he only put life on earth. Then Mr.#166, tell me why is that we have found fossils on Mars and why would we he make the damn universe so fucking big for just one planet with life? Ask "God" that question.
#182 to #166 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
ok so this god just popped out of no where and went "hey, lets make a freaking universe huh?" yea i totally believe that
#177 to #166 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
who says something needs to be 'created' do you think someone 'created' the small cactus your filthy mother got you for your birthday, yes thats right, the one acting as a cock in between your slimy, sloppy labia. whore. win.
#176 to #166 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
It's a picture, from a show called Futurama! It's going to be full of things that will make fun everything, especially religion.
#169 to #166 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
And how, may I ask, did God get here? Where did he come from? Or was he just always here. Then why not save a step and just assume that the universe has always been here, instead of making it more complicated by inventing a god.
#195 to #169 - knight (11/23/2009) [-]
honestly i think believe whatever makes sense to you, but #169 the only thing i want to add is that the universe exists with time, meaning everything in the universe has a beginning and an end, thats why scientists have come up with big bang and etc.
#190 to #169 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
lets all just sit back and watch 183 own his ass looks like this one could get pretty good
#175 to #169 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
Yes. Judge the God who has been there since the beggining of Time. I believe he was there and I base myself on faith. Faith is everywhere. Do you believe that tomorrow, when you step off your bed, you will fall through the floor? Nobody knows. Faith is believing without seeing. My point? I hope I don't see you suffering in Hell.
#183 to #175 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
god isnt real he is just a made up story that a bunch of fuckin jews made up there never was and never will be a god its all just here its called evolution what kind of fuck tard would believe the shit they put in that piece of shit book called the bible and how the fuck do you step of your bed you would fall flat on your face retard
#191 to #183 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
your my hero
#193 to #191 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
#183 how am i your hero i just spoke what i believe in thats it
#168 to #166 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
Where did god come from? Why would he make this planet a shit hole? Why would he place that retardism in your brain? Why doesn't he eliminate Africa?
#167 to #166 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
yeah, where did that "someone" come from?

million dollar question eh?

p.s. this pic is hilarious
#165 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
That is so true
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#163 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
That's really funny!
#153 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
people who have short attention spans will sooooooo flame on this stuff
#156 to #153 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
i don't see how having a short attention span will make one want to flame
#151 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
i think its funny you people argue this like ur opinion fucking matters...get a life bible bashers honestly who cares what you say on a website? go outside and get laid or at least do something useful
#186 to #151 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
thats a new one i always called them bible thumpers but yeah its useless to argue you know if the whole world were to smoke weed there would be world peace obama would go to some other country and be all like hey whoever the hell is the leader of that country is lets smoke a bowl and talk things through the world would be so much better
#161 to #151 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
religion has actually convinced that theres an invisible man- living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day and the invisible man has a special list often things he does and doesnt want you to do. and if you do anything these ten things he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever 'til the end of time... but he loves you- george carlin
#154 to #151 - mondo (11/22/2009) [-]
at least we can get laid before getting married and not worry about hell
#174 to #154 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
I'm atheist, and I choose to remain a virgin until I get married....no fear of hell here! Probably because there's no sense in fearing what isn't real :D
#179 to #174 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
What isn't real is the sense of you getting married or laid you atheist fag.
#155 to #154 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
you should because keep it up and youll be there one day
#159 to #155 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
too bad it dosent exist
#178 to #159 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
Christianity exist you fucking dumbass.
#173 to #159 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
You sir just divided by 0. O.O
#158 to #155 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
Too bad Chrisitianity is not the only religion in the world dickhead.
#148 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
Its funnier, but i think it was funnier when I posted it last month. Just sayin'.
#141 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
Religion is a funny thing, and the previous coment on Spirituality and Religion was right. However, I DO believe in God, although not in any traditional sense. I beieve in Jesus, too, and I believe that ebing the person he was would not want us to waste our lives kneeling down and begging and groveling and humiliating ourselves and supressing who we are to worship him. God doesn't want our lives, he doesn't want to us to constantly try to force our religion on other people. That's why I don't. U'll talk to people about it if they ask. I won't walk up and say (metaphorically, of course) "I has a baseball." I'll walk up to somone who asked about what I believe and is genuinely intrested and say (metaphorically again) "There is a baseball."
#189 to #141 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
are you yoda? cause man yoda would totally say something like that 420
#162 to #141 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
wasnt the crusades to force religion on people and didnt george w bush say it was his god given duty to spread "freedom" to other countries
#202 to #162 - knight (11/23/2009) [-]
the crusades were about the control of jerusalem, and spreading freedom and democracy is no where near forcing religion on others
User avatar #157 to #141 - Vegeto (11/22/2009) [-]
Finally someone who understands!
#149 to #141 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
I'm atheist but I share a similar opinion: that no one should force their beliefs on anyone else, and i will respect their secision
#180 to #149 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
attacking religion and forcing it isn't cool. I think we should just use stereotype for this kind of humor...
User avatar #147 to #141 - Shiny (11/22/2009) [-]
I feel the same way, man. I live close to a "Free Evangelical" church, and every month I get annoying fundies and foot-washers knocking on my door and asking for money for a church I don't go to (which I tell them, and they blatantly ignore) and when I say no they tell me I'll burn in hell. I love to debate shit like religion, but when people try to force their beliefs onto others, they GENUINELY THINK that their religion isn't a belief but a complete reality and truth that everybody must know about........I have a mental list of witty retorts to spout at their stupid asses, but I really wish I didn't need to.
#145 to #141 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
Im sorry but i dont have the attention span to read your paragraph, and thank you for wasting my time for having to tell you this
#144 to #141 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
I agree completely
#138 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
captcha: beret
my uncle just died in the green beret
#142 to #138 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
hahahahahahahahaha
#152 to #142 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
Wow dueche, respect the armed forces.

Your uncle's name wasn't Henri was it? That's my captcha....
#135 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
Religion is about Power; Spirituality is about Grace, Religion commands Armies; Spirituality brings Enlightenment. Religion needs money to exist; Spirituality needs nothing other than belief to exist.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it...
#140 to #135 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
Dosn't need money just you fuckers saying you do so you can buy pot, and it's the biggest cause of war... Im glad I don't have a religion to tell me how to live.
#143 to #140 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
That's my point- religion ISN'T to control your life. It's totally a free decision and a religion is supposed to be like a common fact of life for you. It's not even supposed to technically be what most would define as "religion". It's not a controlling way of life that dominates all- it's a totally free choice to believe.
#131 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
religion is great in the fact that it give people somethin to believe in. how wud it feel like to have nuthin to move foward to?

though the bad side is the war, racisim, and all the hate that comes with it.

though over all i believe god is real. how else can u have so many diverse religions in different nations. and all of them have the same concept of a higher being.
#139 to #131 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
not all have the same concept for a higher being, and i think the reason for diverse religions is that its human nature for them to believe in something greater than themselves.

but who realy cares anyway, its just all point of view. If i was you, and i lived your life, id be saying the exact same thing.
#134 to #131 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
but all religion gives people to look forward to is false. i'd rather live my life for nothing than for a lie. and if people were decent in the first place, they wouldnt need a reason to be good during their life, they'd just do it because most people have a basic sense of what's right and wrong. fuck religion

captcha: mercy?
hmm
#129 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
I dont care what you say. Everything in our society started as an idea, like the car. It started off with someone believing that they could make an automobile and then it became real.
Religion is the belief in a higher being. You have just yet to see him/her/them.
Beliefs can be real, and you have nothing to change what a person will believe if they believe it with all their hearts.
They probably told edison that electricity could never be harnised (sp) to make house hold lights. Guess who was wrong.
Captha: koran
Idk if it spelled right, but totally fitting the moment.
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