YOU ARE

Seriously guys?
This is so fucking old it's basically dust

and it's on the front page

Obviously we have a psychic on funny junk
So hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband
cause they readin errbodies mind out here!

you left out sexy

soooo booorreed

All of that is true, but i <3 Jesus.

You are:

Funny the First Time
Funny the Second Time
No Longer Funny the Seventh Time

everthing except the last one

Why does only the "Not Funny" have an exclamation mark?

All are true except for the 1st one.
Now I shall dance.

I'm psychic too!
-You're name begins with a letter
-You have a problem
-You are reading this
-You are reading this in my voice
-You are now confused because you read it in your normal voice
-You are reading these in chronological order, start to finish
-You will read this last
-You skipped ahead thinking you could defy me.

yes to all 0.o

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1. Male
2. 15
3. Straight
4. Sort of middle class and all i did was play video games. LoZ, Kingdom Hearts.
5. One of smartest people in my class, but i don't try :D
6. Like to make racist jokes
7. Skeptical On God
8. ????
9. PROFIT?!

Get out of my head!

Female. :3

Yes to all except im 40 and a Devout member of the church, my favorite part is molesting altar boys