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Part 2 funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/935475/Walmart+2/<br />
I expected this to only get about 3 thumbs. Thanks for the FP

August 24th, 2010
SOME PEOPLE SAY CUCUMBERS TASTE BETTER
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I have been a cashier at walmart for only a short time, when a young maybe about 15 year old girl walks up to the
20 items or less aisle with 4 items one of those large cucumbers in shrink wrap and four boxes of condoms I
smile a completed the transaction in silence At the end of the transaction the young girl processes to say, "This
isnt what you think the cucumber is for my boyfriend " I laughed until I cried
August gnd, 2010
JUNK IN THE TRUNK
I was walking to my car alter shopping at my local Wallmart when I had to stop and do a double take. I saw a
little blue car with its back seat completely falled with groceries. I mean there were no air pockets between plastic
bags. This, however, wasn' t what stopped the After taking a second look I saw that their back seat was full
groceries and they were trying to rt their teenage son in the trunk!
August 16th, we
DIAPER DUTY
Now] have nothing against people from other countries, but apparently diferent cultures have their own
etiquette rules So I' m in a Walmart and I 5 late, and I' m ready to check out Now Mud want to mention that
this Walmart had done some recent remodeling and put In some pretty decent bathrooms, which are located
right across from the checkout I' m looking down all of the checkouts lanes, hoping to Forgt one that' s either open
and/ or has a short line, I look down one of the lanes and what dot see? A Muslim woman whose baby is lying
on the conveyor belt, and shes changing its diaper Did she not notice the restrooms, complete with a
Etta I u table‘?
August 23rd, 2010
THE HEALTHY CHOICE
While doing a bit attrocity shopping last week, I think I cracked the reason for the high obesity rate In
America As I rounded from one aisle to the next, I saw an end cap with various candy bars There was a
couple browsing the selection, I wouldn' t them as obese, but they were most certainly overweight As
the husband reached tor a package of candy barsi overheard his wife say (with absolutely no sense of
sarcasm In her voice), "Not those ones, grab the Mounds bars. They have coconut In them and you could use
the extra fruit,"
August 13th, we
KITTY LITTER
I was at a Walmar In Rochester, NT and my mom and I were buying cat litter As we picked up the bucket to
put In the cart, the lid came clean oh (the seal was broken) to show a plastic bag lull or used cat litter So not
only did someone return it alter their cat had used it, but resell it Nice
July 28th, 2010
HAVING SOME FUN
I' worked for Walmar for almost nine year now but there is one story that is the most memorable. I haden' t
worked there but a couple months as a cashier when a young couple comes through my line with four items,
chocolate syrup, whip cream, a jar of cherries and a box ct condoms. I had to keep myself tram laughing, and all
I could keep thinking is at least they are going to have some fun.
August tern, an o
I really had to pee and went Into a Wally world bathroom rm Sitting In the stall (rm a chick by the way) and all
M the sudden there Is a lady standing at the door to my stall, looking at me through the crack, and knocking on
the door I was totally leaked out I started yelling at her to get away What walked out she was
standing there saying she had tell her cell phone In there and was trying to ask me to pass it to her Ilold her
that It' s not okay to do thatl Freaked me the hell mil I never want to use their restrooms again!,
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#2 - Ibiza (09/05/2010) [+] (6 replies)
lmao that happened to me the other day we went into cvs Bought Vodka, Spermacide, Cigarettes & whip cream. The lady a the check out just watched us with this huge grin on her face And we were like -poker face-
#38 - Aidamane (09/06/2010) [+] (5 replies)
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#29 - Slunk (09/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Who works at Walmart for 9 years?
User avatar #17 - YourMomsMom (09/06/2010) [-]
thats not four items in the first one...
User avatar #18 - YourMomsMom (09/06/2010) [-]
walmart: full of normal people
User avatar #10 - Sneed (09/06/2010) [+] (3 replies)
The condoms thing reminds me of one of my best friends. We went to Giant at like 11 it's right by our house and we get in the check out line and all of a sudden he has a box of extra large condoms.. The cashier gave the most awkward smile ever and just said, "I'm glad you're trying to be safe.. But EXTRA large?"
User avatar #12 to #10 - indiankid (09/06/2010) [-]
cool story sis
#44 - JackLambert (09/06/2010) [-]
I was at a walmart in new jersey and they kept making fun of me over the intercom
#5 - rfitz (09/06/2010) [+] (4 replies)
red necks cant count in the first one it says there are 4 items then it says there are 5 items it bothered me
#11 to #7 - ChocolateBubblegum (09/06/2010) [-]
Ya dun goof'd anon
User avatar #1 - fatguywithwings (09/05/2010) [-]
lmfao i loved the fruit one
User avatar #31 - FortyTwoFortyTwo (09/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
What website is this from? GIVE CREDIT!
User avatar #32 to #31 - xDismantleMex (09/06/2010) [-]
It's from people of walmart, I wrote it in the tags.
User avatar #26 - RUkidding (09/06/2010) [-]
I like to buy awkward items and find some poor teenage boy cashier and watch the look on his face as I put my tampons, condoms, KY jelly, whipped cream, and the occasional cord of rope on the checkout.
#22 - rugbyfan (09/06/2010) [-]
Wal-Mart. taking up space for small prices.
Wal-Mart. taking up space for small prices.
User avatar #47 - mcpadlock (09/06/2010) [-]
epic
User avatar #25 - HIMTheSixSixSix (09/06/2010) [-]
oh walmart...you're like the 4chan of the super store world...
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#33 - Womens Study Major (09/06/2010) [-]
that peek in the toilet thing is just rude. Wait till the damnperson is finished you crazy old bat
#30 - Womens Study Major (09/06/2010) [-]
I think I know why the person in the first story is working at Walmart...
#27 - crosslizard (09/06/2010) [-]
anyone else facepalm when reading the "healthy choice"
User avatar #24 - Razuma (09/06/2010) [-]
I only laughed at the 2nd last one cause I read it in a foreigners voice
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