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Cleverly disguised weapons

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Posted at: M:
Original ad:
Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc,
Offering: cash, items for barter
Her.
I saw your ad looking for concealable/ disguised weapons- I have several items
you may be interested in Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff - to Me:
I am- lets see what you got.
Jeff,
Here you go:
Looks like a normal spoon, right?
Wrong. It is actually a deadly " half- smooth, knife with tactical grip. One
minute you are enjoying a. bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with
this deadly and disguised weapon-
I am asking tso for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.
Mike
that is stupid as hell and looks like crap- unless you have anything better to offer, dont
waste my time.
Jeff,
f am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that f
think yon will feel differently about.
Mike
fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can **** off.
Jeff,
Thank yon for . Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will
love:
At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you
will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 1313. You will be able to pour your enemies a
nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking EDD for the gun/ cup combo.
Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass Ml disguised as a 24 -paal of soda. The box
has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included} that
you with to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class m permit.
This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli 12
gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The quilted tissues serve as a
comfortable grip on the pulpfiction shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the
heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking Milli} for the
weapon- Additional tissue boxes are an extra per box.
Let me know if you want any of these items.
Thanks,
Mike
youre a ******* dumbass, *********** , asswipe, retarded ******** you prob walk around
with that **** too you dumb mother ****** . I hope you get hit by a car.. fncu off, eat slit,
and die.
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#2 - doctorfluxvortexx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #18 - jezzuschrizzist (09/05/2010) [+] (2 replies)
wait wait wait hold the **** on... theres weapons in this pic?!?!?
#72 - Complimenter (09/05/2010) [-]
What weapons? All I see are some everyday household items.
What weapons? All I see are some everyday household items.
User avatar #26 - kudmippzEATchu (09/05/2010) [+] (4 replies)
i call retoast!!!!!!
#37 to #29 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [-]
all of which are ninjas
User avatar #35 - php (09/05/2010) [-]
I'm sorry you feel that way about my spoonblade.
#17 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [-]
it may look like a ordinary squirrel but look closer it can use the force.
User avatar #8 - HIMTheSixSixSix (09/05/2010) [-]
"hey man, pass me a spri-HOY **** PUT DOWN THE GUN!!"
User avatar #65 - BabyPainter (09/05/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Whats the site for this?
I was on it before and I forgot to bookmark. I wanna see more!
#69 to #65 - cancerisnottheansw (09/05/2010) [-]
emails from 						********					. google it and you shall recieve. :D
emails from ******** . google it and you shall recieve. :D
User avatar #48 - Suffren (09/05/2010) [-]
i dont see any weapons here
#6 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i thumbed down everyone here

because i can
User avatar #10 to #6 - shadowphoenix (09/05/2010) [-]
i thumbed up everyone just cause i can... except you... dick
#68 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [-]
dontevenreply dot com.
at least give credit to where you stole this from
#66 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [-]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WIIIIIND. Be kind.
#62 - MikedelScorcho (09/05/2010) [+] (3 replies)
AHA! That is jus too merch
AHA! That is jus too merch
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#54 - rugbyfan (09/05/2010) [+] (3 replies)
funny **** . gimme more!
User avatar #47 - theguythatdie (09/05/2010) [-]
this **** seems legit idk why the douche bag would say all those terrible things to that nice man
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2010) [+] (4 replies)
i don't know. that spoonblade was pretty badass
User avatar #43 - CityKid (09/05/2010) [-]
lol i thought he was asking for assassins creed stuff.... Was anyone thinking the same thing?
#25 - Gragon (09/05/2010) [-]
it may look like a guy playing music but if you look close enough he walks away
it may look like a guy playing music but if you look close enough he walks away
User avatar #4 - KakashiHatake (09/05/2010) [-]
I don't get it. all i see is a spoon, a cup, a box of sprite, and a tissue box :/
#3 - anonymous (09/04/2010) [-]
wow this made me lawl. 1+ thumb to you my friend.
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