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the most epic thing evar

i dont know if i actually got to the front page at one point but what the hell i love the thumbs, they taste like pudding

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Things that you are ashamed
I' ll start:
About half an hour ago, I faded- Sitting at my computer as I do most ofthe time, this is something I' grown used
to, but this fart really ******* stank- Seriously, it was like eleven dead animals with **** mixed in. I was sick and
tired of having farts smell so terrible. But did I do what the sensible person would do, and get up and wait for it to
disperse, perhaps taking with me the resolution to change my dieter better influence my smells? No, I did not. I
took what I considered to be the alternative route.
I stuck a mint up my ass.
leisured that, since it dissolves in saliva, my ass would server redissolving it, thus lining the end of my colon with a nice minty extract and making
my farts the kind that ogirls would like to make out with. Somwhere along the line, however, I apparently didn' t work out the whythe dissolved mint would be
absorbed into the walls.
Anyway, around 20 minutes passed, and I had to fart again. Being ofa scientific mind, I decided this would be where I' d prove my hypothesis, sol
let her rip.
Oh god. It wasn' t a fart. It was a ******* butt sneeze.
The mint had been dissolved, that much was clear. But what was left was mixed with **** , and it was all over my boxers and running down my
leg as I ran to the bathroom. I cleaned up my boxers as best i could, scrubbed my leg, and tossed the underwear in the wash. So overall an embarrassing
experience, and one I wouldn' t want to relive.
However, it was worth the noting:
That **** jelly smelled ******* awesome.
oh dear god-.
geniuses
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#99 - iAmSatan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#11 - demented (09/05/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I LAUGHED SO ******* HARD I NEARLY **** MYSELF.
#4 - JoeTheNinja (09/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
anyone else slightly curious?
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User avatar #64 - Noah (09/05/2010) [-]
Please let pic be unrelated...
#88 - Remaldafide **User deleted account** (09/05/2010) [-]
Note to self: Mint in poop chute=minty smelling **** jelly
#108 - mr skeltal (09/05/2010) [+] (8 replies)
New word..."Shint."
#58 - CaptinAwesome (09/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#161 - gaaraluvswaffles (09/05/2010) [-]
Well seeing as how this is the third post from /b/ today I've seen, i think ill just go to 4chan now...
User avatar #87 - CarlosSpicyWeiners (09/05/2010) [-]
MOOOOOM BUY ME ICEBREAKERS!!! NOOOOOOOOOW
#3 - Queso (09/04/2010) [-]
#73 - TheLoneExile (09/05/2010) [-]
What i.... i dont even..... the hell?!
What i.... i dont even..... the hell?!
User avatar #144 - RoastMaster (09/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i died at butt sneeze
User avatar #67 - rexag (09/05/2010) [-]
he accidentally the whole mint
#17 - Aceyz (09/05/2010) [-]
Minty pooooo
#194 - Piggle (09/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
But don't geniuses live in a lamp?
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