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FML. SEX STYLE!

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i, t. i. i'. fitful. tis.' s.. o.: (I totst an allergic reaction to Nair. It was
i. b.. ii. . f.... t: had. to have my girlfriend take me to the
i. osp' ital. at aam. Where was the allergic
On my nuts. FML
liduda'. 3).', I found out the mature woman I had a one
with six weeks ago, is six weeks
I took the train to work. There was an
older man standing behind me. Everytime I
tried to edge away from him, he edged closer.
Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his
crotch made contact with my behind. It was an
Today my grandmother decided to tell me about
her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
t. . titres was standing next to me. My music
t.. e. r. i that it will he a tight fit and
hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old
l: e' a;__ cch' e' r teext to me leans over and whispers, "I' d
pikies. tit, fit in our ti ht area." FML
Today. I was letting my boyfriend of 4, years tie
me -up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my
face. he then left. My parents had to untie me.
Today, my fiance and I were having wonderful
sex. with the bedroom door open. After 2 hours
of loud, passionate sex, we turned to see the
contractor working on our basement standing
in the bathroom doorway down the hall looking
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User avatar #1 - Acanxib (09/04/2010) [-]
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
User avatar #2 - jonfootpenis (09/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
u sir fail first u say u have a girlfriend and ur a boy and then u say u let ur boyfriend tye u up u fail very much
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