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How to make a sandwich

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Submitted: 09/04/2010
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#31 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [-]
were are the wings?
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User avatar #42 to #31 - MagicRobot (09/05/2010) [-]
were ARE the wings.
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#30 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [-]
I would leave out the butter, it has to much fat.
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#29 - joeyxxx (09/05/2010) [-]
That is so fucking gross, you guys realize there is no benefits to bacon? It just makes you fat, end of statement.
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#32 to #29 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [-]
sound like someones a veggie, or a jew.

if we werent meant to eat meat, then why are my teeth so sharp? end of end of statement.

(p.s) im not a jew hater.
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#34 to #32 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [-]
me "chomp, chomp"
vegitarian on tv "does your food have a face?"
me "it used too!" smiles "chomp chomp"
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#33 to #32 - joeyxxx (09/05/2010) [-]
Okay, hear me out, I'm a vegetarian but I don't give a fuck if people eat meat, people are MENT to eat meat, that's why animals are here, and I do not identify myself with being an animal activist. I'm pretty sure my teeth are much sharper than yours
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#35 to #33 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [-]
i cut my tounge just by touching my teeth, how sharp are yours?
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#36 to #35 - joeyxxx (09/05/2010) [-]
Oh well nevermind. I just eat alot of ice, I don't cut my tounge, lmao you should see a dentist :P
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#37 to #36 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [-]
nah, my teeth are perfectly healthy, plus, im actually proud of it, makes me feel like a shark! (CHOMP!)
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#38 to #37 - joeyxxx (09/05/2010) [-]
Why do you want to feel like a shark?
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#39 to #38 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [-]
(CHOMP! CHOMP!)
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#40 to #39 - joeyxxx (09/05/2010) [-]
(CHOMP) (PMOHC)
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User avatar #41 to #40 - MagicRobot (09/05/2010) [-]
does not know what (PMOHC) means, therfore does not apply. (CHOMP! CHOMP!)
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#27 - nungamagic (09/05/2010) [-]
BUmmppp IT!
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#26 - jamic (09/05/2010) [-]
why are you telling us how to make a sandwich. It's tht bitch in the kitchen makes them
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User avatar #24 - CABOOSEnegativeone **User deleted account** (09/05/2010) [-]
fuck tomatoes
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#43 to #24 - HappyTomato (09/07/2010) [-]
Tomatoes rock
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User avatar #23 - ImmortalBaconEater (09/05/2010) [-]
If this is actually how they made blts I would eat them, but its always the other way around
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User avatar #22 - PedoBearGrylls (09/05/2010) [-]
wait... where's the woman?
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User avatar #21 - APURPLEPYTHON (09/05/2010) [-]
theres to much tomatoe on there.
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User avatar #19 - tayOhGeer (09/05/2010) [-]
I'm gonna build my own sandwich, with lettuce, and tomatoes, and bacon. In fact, forget the lettuce and tomatoe
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#18 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [-]
Step 4. Devour and enjoy after taste
Step 4. Devour and enjoy after taste
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User avatar #28 to #18 - kirstinmarie **User deleted account** (09/05/2010) [-]
hahah that gif never fails to creep me out.
thumbs for you :D
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#17 - theepiccunttainter (09/05/2010) [-]
i like it, just no VEGATEBLES! NOT AT ALL! *especially tomatoes*
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User avatar #20 to #17 - HowIWonTheWar (09/05/2010) [-]
which are fruits
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User avatar #16 - jayschroo (09/05/2010) [-]
Step 1: Yell at her to make you a sammich
Step 2: Slap her afterwards and demand her to give you a blowjob!
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User avatar #15 - bitchingcharizard (09/04/2010) [-]
OH GREAT!, let me just print this off and give it to my girlfriend.
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#14 - Petethepigkilla (09/04/2010) [-]
instead of using rugular bacon, use venison.
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User avatar #13 - dayton (09/04/2010) [-]
why do we need to know all the girls should be doing this for us :D
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User avatar #12 - virgolovekitten (09/04/2010) [-]
yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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#11 - Blants (09/04/2010) [-]
No way, i posted this!

All i can say is congrats on getting more thumbs than i did, I'm sure you agree that this should make it to the front page at least once
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#10 - DeadRogue (09/04/2010) [-]
Step four
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User avatar #25 to #10 - Neenja (09/05/2010) [-]
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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User avatar #9 - IcyDeadPeople (09/04/2010) [-]
just looking at it hurts my arteries
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