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AMERICA!

Thats right...Motherfuckers
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#32 - anonymous (12/31/2009)
I hate Russia,America and everyone else who thinks their country is best...
#30 - anonymous (11/29/2009)
This is kind of a pointless argument. In every country in the world there are bad, stupid, fat idiots. That demotivational poster is just a joke running off a stereotype. Are all Irish drunks? Are all black people athletic? is everyone from Afghanistan a terrorist? No. The U.S does have a bad reputation, But we do a lot to help others and we don't always get recognized. Our military is among the strongest and the majority of the time its not being used for war, its being used for relieve efforts for disasters all over the world, and protecting countries that aren't strong enough yet to have a strong military. I am an United States citizen and I serve in the United States National Guard.
#31 to #30 - anonymous (12/05/2009)
america is still shit
#25 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
FUCK AMERICA IT'S SHIT
#20 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
god dam stupid americans
there fat, they talk stupid, they act stupid and they are stupid
#21 to #20 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
Yeah i know right, especially in Venezuela! Stupid Americans! Obviously your the stupid one. when you say, "America is stupid", your taking about both continents, retard. Also everyone can act stupid without actually being stupid, its called humor not ignorance. Also learn your grammar and how to spell. You cant even spell "damn" right. If you were talking about the U.S.A. being fat, once again you are wrong. The correct term would be overweight or obese. This comment, coming from a U.S. citizen, i am not overweight, in fact I'm very fit. I had a German exchange student friend in high school and he tried running cross country, he was by far the worst on the team. He said that when Not all foreigners are as fit as they say.
#27 to #21 - anonymous (11/23/2009)
i will admit that we Americans have been stupid and now all our actions during the cold war that we thought were victories are now coming to bite us in the ass after all these years. Oh you could also blame Patton and MacArthur for not being allowed to finish the jobs they wanted to end in Europe with the USSR and in Asia with N. Korea and China.
User avatar #29 to #27 - sjwseveneighty (11/23/2009)
coming back to bite us? last time i checked, we avoided a nuclear war, which is very good. so how is that stupid. the u.s. and Russia pretty much saved the world by avoiding it.
#23 to #21 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
IS A NAZI!!!!!!
#13 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
#9 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
FUCK AMERICA
#8 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
The real reason noone has invaded? There are unknown masses of mothafuckers out in the boonies that could hold off a small army alone in their house for weeks... yea, IF uncle sam would just let a couple hundred good ol TN boys over there without rules this shit would be over in no time
#7 - anonymous (11/20/2009)
Guys, nowadays if a superpower (america) invaded another super power they wouldnt get anywhere why? because nowadays technology is too advanced and countries are too large. Damn take iraq and afghanistan America,Canada and now Germany and many other countries have soldiers and they aren't getting anywhere. How is one country gonna invade a country of similar strength. Oh and If America invaded Canada or England it would get owned because N.A.T.O the allience that includes most of Europe, Israel, Canada would aid Canada, and america cant outfight them if they can't beat Afghanistan
User avatar #10 to #7 - TehShocker (11/21/2009)
Really now? How many nukes do you Eurofags have?
#24 to #10 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
@TehShocker

'Eurofags' really that makes you one as well because most 'Americans' came from Europe. How fast people forget their roots. Yes, the great USA was founded by the worst scum from Europe so congrats.

Patriotism = Worst thing ever. Nothing good comes from this, only hatred for other countries
#26 to #24 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
yes i agree. i am from Australia and i do not want to end up in any wars. America drags us all into these wars when we don't want to fight but if we don't u's will get angry and accuse us of betraying u. im getting of target here but most white americans come from "euro-fags" and me i am a desendent of a "euro-fag" so therefore u r dissing all of ur ancestors and they have probably turned in there grave that u have been dissing them.

shame on u
#28 to #26 - anonymous (11/23/2009)
for most americans it's not about ancestry but instead is about pride and power so claiming your just European since reportedly the human race originated from Africa.
#11 to #10 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
yes, and by america, do you mean the continent america? the brand emerica? or are you talking about the United states? here's another question to ask yourself, why bother invading canada? we are allies with them.
#12 to #11 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
Not only that, but if we invaded Canada, who would we have to make fun of? Mexicans? hell no, they dont work out when you make fun of them
#15 to #12 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
theres always the niggers
#6 - anonymous (11/20/2009)
True patriotism is the questioning of the government and demanding it be improved. What you call patriotism is social and political stagnation.
#2 - anonymous (11/20/2009)
There are over 200 countries that hate you. We dont invade though because we are reliant on your economy. But do note that if you piss anyone off too much, your dead. We all hate you. All 200 and some countries.
#19 to #2 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
A Canadian solder and a U.S. soldier may be of equal ability as each other but it all depends on how good their training was and what type of training they had (ex. a trained sniper may be better than a rifleman in certain situations and vice versa) Also, there simply not enough Canadian soldiers to rival the United States military. Besides we would stop selling our guns to you. which would give the edge to the United States. so Canadian soldiers would have trouble competing against a U.S. soldier. but seriously, we are allies, why do we argue who's country would win in a war if we would be fighting on the same side.
User avatar #17 to #2 - sjwseveneighty (11/21/2009)
The U.S. makes a lot of the guns that the Canadians use, and even more of the guns that they made are from U.S. designs. If Canada invaded us, they would run out of guns. And also, Canada doesn't have a population suitable for a full scale invasion of a country of the size of the United States. Yes, Canada is about the same size as the United States. But Canada does not have as many able soldiers.
#14 to #2 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
were allies with both of them and they wouldnt own anyone. wed nuke japan back to where they came from...again. and also canada? come on.
#16 to #14 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
statistically speaking one Canadian troop can kill 15 American troops.
User avatar #22 to #16 - sjwseveneighty (11/21/2009)
how would you get those statistics anyway. Last time i checked U.S. soldiers were never fighting against Canadian soldiers. that's not something you can make into a statistic.
#18 to #16 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
Where did you get you statistics buddy? Did you know that 65% of all statistics are fake?
#5 to #2 - anonymous (11/20/2009)
yes china and japan could own them in 2 weeks
#4 to #2 - anonymous (11/20/2009)
fucking die, you fucking pussie. I know your a pussie cuz your from, canada, or england. America is the Best country in the world. The reason you don't invade is because we have the strongest army in the world, and because you're a pussy.
#3 to #2 - anonymous (11/20/2009)
i honestly don't give a shit if any one hates me. Fuck off.
User avatar #1 - chris chris (11/20/2009)
or one of the other 150 countries of the world who's not too fowned of them

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