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#2 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
There are over 200 countries that hate you. We dont invade though because we are reliant on your economy. But do note that if you piss anyone off too much, your dead. We all hate you. All 200 and some countries.
#19 to #2 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
A Canadian solder and a U.S. soldier may be of equal ability as each other but it all depends on how good their training was and what type of training they had (ex. a trained sniper may be better than a rifleman in certain situations and vice versa) Also, there simply not enough Canadian soldiers to rival the United States military. Besides we would stop selling our guns to you. which would give the edge to the United States. so Canadian soldiers would have trouble competing against a U.S. soldier. but seriously, we are allies, why do we argue who's country would win in a war if we would be fighting on the same side.
User avatar #17 to #2 - sjwseveneighty (11/21/2009) [-]
The U.S. makes a lot of the guns that the Canadians use, and even more of the guns that they made are from U.S. designs. If Canada invaded us, they would run out of guns. And also, Canada doesn't have a population suitable for a full scale invasion of a country of the size of the United States. Yes, Canada is about the same size as the United States. But Canada does not have as many able soldiers.
#14 to #2 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
were allies with both of them and they wouldnt own anyone. wed nuke japan back to where they came from...again. and also canada? come on.
#16 to #14 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
statistically speaking one Canadian troop can kill 15 American troops.
User avatar #22 to #16 - sjwseveneighty (11/21/2009) [-]
how would you get those statistics anyway. Last time i checked U.S. soldiers were never fighting against Canadian soldiers. that's not something you can make into a statistic.
#18 to #16 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
Where did you get you statistics buddy? Did you know that 65% of all statistics are fake?
User avatar #33 to #18 - eatmycow (07/05/2011) [-]
is that a statistic?
#5 to #2 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
yes china and japan could own them in 2 weeks
#4 to #2 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
fucking die, you fucking pussie. I know your a pussie cuz your from, canada, or england. America is the Best country in the world. The reason you don't invade is because we have the strongest army in the world, and because you're a pussy.
#3 to #2 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
i honestly don't give a shit if any one hates me. Fuck off.
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