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The Things Kids write
number of Primary were doing a project on "The
Children were asked to draw pictures, or write about
theeir' experiences.
Teachers got together to compare the results, and put
toegether some of the comments that were funny, and some
Ihat were sad. Here are some of them.
The kids were aged between 5 and 8 years.
ithis is a. picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
age 6)
inhales are animals, not fish. If they don' t get air they
ccan drown, eike my brother did East summer'. (David age 7)
oysters are cabbed pear's. (James age 6)
A dorphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of it' s
My untile goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back
with c: age 6)
Some fiish are dangerous. fiish can sting. Electric
eeis can give you a shock. They have to aive in caves
under the sea where I think they have to pfug themselves
into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
My mum has fish nets, but doesn' t catch any fish. (Laura
age 5)
When you go swimming in the sea, " is very , and "
makes my .
Kevin age 6)
Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two
divers can' t go down abone, so they have to go down on
each other. (Becky age 8)
on holiday my Mum went water skeining. She off when she
was going very fast. She says she won' t do it again
bbecause water shot up her Fanny. Carrie age 7) -
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User avatar #25 - anguhluhz (11/21/2009) [-]
aww Christopher age 7,
the one about the eels plugging into chargers, soooo cute!!!

I think some have been altered... srsly..
User avatar #26 - JoeTheRooster (11/21/2009) [+] (1 reply)
lol Kevin age 6
#12 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [+] (10 replies)
for americans here,
a fanny in the uk is a vagina,
cause i know over there its an ass
User avatar #17 to #16 - llcoolz (11/21/2009) [-]
no fail to all of u who said fail. damn does that mean i get a fail? .__.
User avatar #23 - Saint (11/21/2009) [-]
Kids write the darndest things.
#7 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [+] (3 replies)
I also have eight testicles!
User avatar #18 to #7 - RJstacy (11/21/2009) [-]
you might want to see a doctor about that
User avatar #14 - FAISCISTBUG (11/21/2009) [-]
nvm about the comment below i read it wrong
User avatar #9 - CuteBabeRoxy (11/21/2009) [-]
i liked the testicles one and the last one
User avatar #6 - Electric Shaman (11/21/2009) [-]
Kids write the darnest things!

Capatcha: Shank
User avatar #35 - futuramafan (11/21/2009) [-]
ahahaha the 2nd to last one!
#34 - JadedKnight (11/21/2009) [+] (5 replies)
I thought "possible" until it got to Kevin, age 6, who said cold water made his "willy" small. At age six, I don't think weather effects a child's penis much. They're pretty much not developed. Some people are tarded.
User avatar #37 to #36 - KingShooey (11/21/2009) [-]
Anon #36 was me, by the way.
#57 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [+] (2 replies)
the game
User avatar #64 to #58 - FattyMcDoogle (12/07/2009) [-]
-UUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE
#53 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
Lol wow! :)
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#46 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
User avatar #44 - jonnydizzle (11/21/2009) [+] (1 reply)
da only way u can get this is if u have a dirty mind...
#45 to #44 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
"she says she wont do it again because water shot up her fanny."
what else could this possibly mean ?!
#39 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
i bet david makes for an awkward situation
#38 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
Kevin (Age 7)

D:
#33 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
**** that i dont got time to read that **** .
#28 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
oh my goodness theyre adorable!
#19 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
billy age 6 LMAO
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