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The Things Kids write
number of Primary were doing a project on "The
Children were asked to draw pictures, or write about
theeir' experiences.
Teachers got together to compare the results, and put
toegether some of the comments that were funny, and some
Ihat were sad. Here are some of them.
The kids were aged between 5 and 8 years.
ithis is a. picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
age 6)
inhales are animals, not fish. If they don' t get air they
ccan drown, eike my brother did East summer'. (David age 7)
oysters are cabbed pear's. (James age 6)
A dorphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of it' s
My untile goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back
with c: age 6)
Some fiish are dangerous. fiish can sting. Electric
eeis can give you a shock. They have to aive in caves
under the sea where I think they have to pfug themselves
into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
My mum has fish nets, but doesn' t catch any fish. (Laura
age 5)
When you go swimming in the sea, " is very , and "
makes my .
Kevin age 6)
Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two
divers can' t go down abone, so they have to go down on
each other. (Becky age 8)
on holiday my Mum went water skeining. She off when she
was going very fast. She says she won' t do it again
bbecause water shot up her Fanny. Carrie age 7) -
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Submitted: 11/20/2009
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#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/21/2009) [+] (10 replies)
for americans here,
a fanny in the uk is a vagina,
cause i know over there its an ass
User avatar #25 - anguhluhz (11/21/2009) [-]
aww Christopher age 7,
the one about the eels plugging into chargers, soooo cute!!!

I think some have been altered... srsly..
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/21/2009) [+] (3 replies)
I also have eight testicles!
User avatar #26 - JoeTheRooster (11/21/2009) [+] (1 reply)
lol Kevin age 6
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/21/2009) [-]
billy age 6 LMAO
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/20/2009) [-]
Luvz becky age 8
lolzzz
User avatar #23 - Saint (11/21/2009) [-]
Kids write the darndest things.
User avatar #44 - jonnydizzle (11/21/2009) [+] (1 reply)
da only way u can get this is if u have a dirty mind...
#45 to #44 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/21/2009) [-]
"she says she wont do it again because water shot up her fanny."
what else could this possibly mean ?!
#34 - JadedKnight (11/21/2009) [+] (5 replies)
I thought "possible" until it got to Kevin, age 6, who said cold water made his "willy" small. At age six, I don't think weather effects a child's penis much. They're pretty much not developed. Some people are tarded.
#36 to #34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/21/2009) [-]
... It does. I remember back when I was around that age and I went into the mountains in the winter, it would be cold as hell. One of the things that I noticed... my peepee shrunk. Scared the **** out of me, I thought it was falling off.
Big hole in your theory, huh?
User avatar #14 - FAISCISTBUG (11/21/2009) [-]
nvm about the comment below i read it wrong
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/20/2009) [+] (1 reply)
MILLIE Age 6- theres nothing wrong with this, they catch crabs in traps commonly referred to as pots
#8 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/21/2009) [-]
I think the hidden message was genital crabs.
User avatar #9 - CuteBabeRoxy (11/21/2009) [-]
i liked the testicles one and the last one
#61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/21/2009) [-]
that is the funniest **** ever some were cute and others were sad and he'll always be in your heart david and kevin dont try to do a girl during cold wheather.
User avatar #6 - Electric Shaman (11/21/2009) [-]
Kids write the darnest things!

Capatcha: Shank
User avatar #35 - futuramafan (11/21/2009) [-]
ahahaha the 2nd to last one!
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/20/2009) [+] (1 reply)
This **** is so fake
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/20/2009) [-]
That's amazing~

Kids are so hilarious most of the time lol
#60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/21/2009) [-]
lol realy funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lol thumbs up defo lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/21/2009) [-]
i bet david makes for an awkward situation
#57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/21/2009) [+] (2 replies)
the game
#58 to #57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/21/2009) [-]
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