The Things Kids write
number of Primary were doing a project on "The
Children were asked to draw pictures, or write about
Teachers got together to compare the results, and put
toegether some of the comments that were funny, and some
Ihat were sad. Here are some of them.
The kids were aged between 5 and 8 years.
ithis is a. picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
inhales are animals, not fish. If they don' t get air they
ccan drown, eike my brother did East summer'. (David age 7)
oysters are cabbed pear's. (James age 6)
A dorphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of it' s
My untile goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back
with c: age 6)
Some fiish are dangerous. fiish can sting. Electric
eeis can give you a shock. They have to aive in caves
under the sea where I think they have to pfug themselves
into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
My mum has fish nets, but doesn' t catch any fish. (Laura
When you go swimming in the sea, " is very , and "
makes my .
Kevin age 6)
Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two
divers can' t go down abone, so they have to go down on
each other. (Becky age 8)
on holiday my Mum went water skeining. She off when she
was going very fast. She says she won' t do it again
bbecause water shot up her Fanny. Carrie age 7) -