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#65 - anonymous (01/18/2010) [-]
i don't want to thumb up cause its at 666
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#63 - anonymous (12/06/2009) [-]
Fake - the grammar is too good as is the spelling.
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#61 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
that is the funniest shit ever some were cute and others were sad and he'll always be in your heart david and kevin dont try to do a girl during cold wheather.
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#60 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
lol realy funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lol thumbs up defo lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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#57 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
the game
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#58 to #57 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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User avatar #64 to #58 - FattyMcDoogle (12/07/2009) [-]
-UUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE
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#55 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
That is funny!
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#53 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
Lol wow! :)
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#50 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
winwinwin.....winwinwinwin........winwinwin..........winwinwin...
win..................win..............win............win.............win..............win
winwin............win...............win...........win..........win......................
win..................win.............win.............win.........win........................
winwinwin......winwinwiwin...............win.........win........................
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winwinwin.....win.........................winwinwin...........winwinwin....
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#59 to #50 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
really, shut the fuck up, your annoying...deal with it (y)
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#47 - FuckTheJapanese (11/21/2009) [-]
Fuck the japs
stupid fuckin jap kids are so retarded
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#46 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
no shit fuckface
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User avatar #44 - jonnydizzle (11/21/2009) [-]
da only way u can get this is if u have a dirty mind...
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#45 to #44 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
"she says she wont do it again because water shot up her fanny."
what else could this possibly mean ?!
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#39 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
i bet david makes for an awkward situation
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#38 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
Kevin (Age 7)

D:
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User avatar #35 - futuramafan (11/21/2009) [-]
ahahaha the 2nd to last one!
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#34 - JadedKnight (11/21/2009) [-]
I thought "possible" until it got to Kevin, age 6, who said cold water made his "willy" small. At age six, I don't think weather effects a child's penis much. They're pretty much not developed. Some people are tarded.
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#54 to #34 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS SHIT?
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#36 to #34 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
... It does. I remember back when I was around that age and I went into the mountains in the winter, it would be cold as hell. One of the things that I noticed... my peepee shrunk. Scared the fuck out of me, I thought it was falling off.
Big hole in your theory, huh?
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User avatar #37 to #36 - KingShooey (11/21/2009) [-]
Anon #36 was me, by the way.
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#49 to #37 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
It's not a hole in his theory. He said it wouldn't effect it much, because of its already small size, the shrinking wouldn't induce too much of a noticeable effect.
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User avatar #51 to #49 - KingShooey (11/21/2009) [-]
Maybe not to an adult, but from the child's point of view; I'm pretty sure the difference is quite apparent. It grows with you, so it seems the same size to you your whole life because its a pee pee to body scale.
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#33 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
Fuck that i dont got time to read that shit.
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#28 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
oh my goodness theyre adorable!
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User avatar #26 - JoeTheRooster (11/21/2009) [-]
lol Kevin age 6
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#31 to #26 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
u like watching young, tiny dicks?
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User avatar #25 - anguhluhz (11/21/2009) [-]
aww Christopher age 7,
the one about the eels plugging into chargers, soooo cute!!!

I think some have been altered... srsly..
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