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THINGS TO DO AT WALMART

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#59 - anonymous (06/18/2010) [-]
okay ther is wayyy btrr 1s on facebook!!!!!!haha:)
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#58 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
# 334= take something with a "you could be a winner, no purchase necessary" to the cashier. when they ring up it's price say this should be free because it says no purchase necessary."
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#55 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
OMFG FTW! THIS IS THE FINNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ ON FUNNYJUNK! IDC IF IT'S RIPPED OFF FROM THE KMART LETTER, IT'S ORGANIZED INSTEAD OF AN ACTUAL LETTER WHERE U HAVE TO READ IT XDDDDD
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#54 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
10/25 so far!
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#51 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
bring all your friends, cousins, and relatives and all your friends friends, cousins, and relatives dressed up as mobsters and see if anyone calls 911. XD captcha: merge
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#49 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
its funny cause the codes aren't numbers they're colors.. and the phones have an intercome or "page" button on them
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#48 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
just open the ball cage thingy then run to the dart gun area and get as many people as you can and hold an all out dart battle.then rush into the back rooms and go find the employees lunches and eat them all and in the confusion sneak out and watch the news later
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#47 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
OMG REPOST!!
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#42 - catmanzer (11/20/2009) [-]
OMG IM going to try every single one of these things
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#37 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
This is a ripoff off of the banned from wallmart pic.
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#52 to #37 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
no a bannedd 4rm walmart its banned 4rm k mart
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#36 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
um i don't get the orange juice think i would if you said tomato sause but not orange juice
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#39 to #36 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
it's piss. piss.
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#38 to #36 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
its supposed to look like piss retard
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User avatar #34 - Shiny (11/20/2009) [-]
Lol my friend works at a Wally world.........he says Code 3 means a customer is scratching his ass with the merchandise.
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#41 to #34 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
Ive worked there, it doesnt mean anything....say code black........that willscare the shit out of people
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User avatar #35 to #34 - FAISCISTBUG (11/20/2009) [-]
ill make sure i say thats happening in the gun department
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User avatar #50 to #35 - Shiny (11/20/2009) [-]
Even better: say Code Adam (missing kid) in the gun department.
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User avatar #33 - FAISCISTBUG (11/20/2009) [-]
26) go into a empty aisle make sure there are people in the aisle next to you and say "NO sir Plz don't touch me like that" and start running up and down the aisle screaming rape
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#43 to #33 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
HAHAHA!! Thats the funniest thing i have ever heard.... Rape is sooo funny!!!
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#40 to #33 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
Rape isn't funny.
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#53 to #40 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
Unless your raping a clown!!! :D
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User avatar #46 to #40 - KingShooey (11/20/2009) [-]
"Touching like that" = molestation

"Stop fucking me in the ass you prick" = Rape
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#56 to #46 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
CANT RAPE TEH WILLING O_O
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#32 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
this is coool but crazy
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#30 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
I love riding the bikes around the store. Some negro yells at me every time, but I keep doing it.

captcha code- lopez
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#29 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
throwing things in neighboring aisles and playing football is how I got fired from Target.
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#25 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
number 14 is the best
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User avatar #26 to #25 - bihrider (11/20/2009) [-]
no it isnt u shit face
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#31 to #26 - masticateman (11/20/2009) [-]
OH, SNAP!
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#28 to #26 - numbierwun (11/20/2009) [-]
He's a shit face because you disagree with his opinion?
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#44 to #28 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
Yes...
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#24 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
You are all wrong, these are a couple from the "333 ways to get banned from Walmart" article that was put out a couple years ago
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User avatar #22 - jonnydizzle (11/20/2009) [-]
u ripped off some of these things from that "banned from k-mart" pic
this is bull
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User avatar #20 - LeoLeonardoIII (11/20/2009) [-]
#10 sounds childish, but fun. id do it, if everyone in the store was distracted by #'s 1, 2, 20
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