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Actual Craigslist Ad. This guy's my new hero!
This guy's my new hero!
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Views: 71619 Favorited: 101 Submitted: 11/19/2009
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User avatar #150 - Vladimira (12/16/2009) [-]
I would so make Alex a sammich. He wouldn't even have to ask.
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#149 - DaddyDanza (11/26/2009) [-]
I almost high fived my computer screen when i read this
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User avatar #148 - AsevnX (11/25/2009) [-]
EPIC!

Captcha: Alex the BAD-ASS
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User avatar #147 - MoreIce (11/23/2009) [-]
Alex>chuck norris
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User avatar #143 - sgtpaint (11/21/2009) [-]
i wanna buy a gun now
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User avatar #138 - vPBJv (11/20/2009) [-]
EPIC WIN
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#140 to #138 - boatsnhoes (11/20/2009) [-]
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!
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User avatar #141 to #140 - Vegeto (11/20/2009) [-]
YOU SHUT YOUR BITCH MOUTH WHEN CHUCK NORRIS IS ROUNDHOUSE KICKING YOU IN THE FACE!
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#136 - Liutenant Obvious (11/20/2009) [-]
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
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#137 to #136 - loke (11/20/2009) [-]
Liutenant? Does that mean you point out the obvious, but at a lower level? And in fear of joining your cruisade, it's actually lieutenant. With an e. Maybe you can be promoted to major fail.
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#135 - XXHexerXX (11/20/2009) [-]
WINWINWIN.....WINWINWINWIN........WINWINWIN..........WINWINWIN...
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User avatar #134 - eiregrl (11/20/2009) [-]
This...is...EPIC!
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User avatar #142 to #134 - Ali (11/21/2009) [-]
No, this is MADNESS!
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User avatar #144 to #142 - Freezedragon (11/21/2009) [-]
no this is patrick
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User avatar #145 to #144 - Ali (11/21/2009) [-]
This is not Sparta
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#133 - GhostBuster (11/20/2009) [-]
OWNED!
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User avatar #130 - emeraldeyesthatcry (11/20/2009) [-]
sounds like something i would do cause once i got mad at my uncle cause something he said about my family to me behind their backs while staying with us so i told my mom and my mom and sis pissed on his toothbrush and i turned him gay { kinda sorta blackmail} on the internet by signing him up for gay porn and chemistry. com { gays too}and spam sooo haha { he still doesn't know about what me and my mom and sis to him} and when he left my mom asked him is it better to be pissed on or pissed of and walked away till this day i can never look at him without laughing XD
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User avatar #131 to #130 - FAISCISTBUG (11/20/2009) [-]
well if u went as far as pissing on his tooth brush no wonder he said something about ur family that wasnt nice damn ur families fucked up
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User avatar #139 to #131 - Psychomuffins (11/20/2009) [-]
Hey dumbass pay attention to what your reading they pissed on his toothbrush after she told her mom about what he said and by the way it's spelled "fascist". go to school.
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#125 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
awesome thts funny way to get bak at some one
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#119 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
That happened to me once
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#123 to #119 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
You shit your pants robbing some couple?
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#126 to #123 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
no i was taking a shit while robbing a couple
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#116 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
LOL my name is Alex. >:) Plus it sounds like something I would post on Craigslist.
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#127 to #114 - loke (11/20/2009) [-]
You just forced me to remove anonymous comments. How smart do you feel now?
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#117 to #114 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
i lol'd
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#118 to #117 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
Me too..
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#115 to #113 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
This is only slightly humorous, since the initial crime was armed robbery, then the subsequent crimes performed by the person who was supposadely mugged FAR outweigh the first crime. Hope that they understand that craigslist prior to posting a message sends an e-mail to the poster to validate and confirm the post. That also means that their IP is registered through that system. Also cool to know that you can track an IP address to within 1 meter nowadays, hope they dont check their e-mail address any time soon. But, it cant be that bad can it, filing false reports and claims, threatening the life of the president, illegal possession (theft of wallet, phone and shoes), etc etc. Have fun in prison...should have just reported the crime. Moron.
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#132 to #115 - loke (11/20/2009) [-]
why would you say all that shit as a reply to a fat ben comment? And the point you missed is that he punished the guy for trying to start a life of crime. Do you think this guy would try and mug anyone ever again? Doubtful. He saved the taxpayers millions, and saved the guy's life. moron.
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User avatar #128 to #115 - spidermanpig (11/20/2009) [-]
i actully think it'd be fake...but you fatties take shit to seriosuly nowadays
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#122 to #115 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
shut up nerd
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#120 to #115 - Deathstare (11/20/2009) [-]
It takes real users to know how to post "Comments", not paragraphs.
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#108 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
Why don't the police use this as their new anti-crime strategy?Keeping crime off the streets while at the same time helping out homeless people and making gas station people happy!
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#99 - OsamaBinLlama (11/20/2009) [-]
i know this maybe blasphemy but fuck off chuck norris
hellooooo Alex! :D
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#96 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
chuck norris aint got nofin on em
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#106 to #96 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
it was chuck norris.
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#110 to #106 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
Yeah, maybe the mugger that shit his pants was Chuck Norris
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#124 to #110 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
Chuck Norris would shit your pants!
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