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Dear God, I Wish . . .

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Submitted: 11/19/2009
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User avatar #8 - sgtpaint (11/20/2009) [-]
grandpa should have watched kill bill2
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#14 to #8 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
then mythbusters and see how much hes fucked and thats not possible
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User avatar #6 - Supdude (11/20/2009) [-]
This is precisely why you have to be specific to people who grant wishes! They are vindictive bastards who fuck you over if you give them double meanings and the like.
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#7 to #6 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
It's funny how you refer to 'God' as a person, while 'God' with a capital G is actually a supreme being, not rendering 'God' a person, I guess it ould be okay if the comic had actually said 'god' but it didn't

so you sir are fail
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User avatar #13 to #7 - shumbody (11/20/2009) [-]
If God was a leprechaun he'd do stuff like that.
Leprechauns are sneaky little bastards.

Especially the one that follows me around all day ...
I'm gonna get that som' bitch.
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#12 to #7 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
others refer to me as a person, but my name has a capital letter....does that make me a supernatural being as well?
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#9 to #7 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
The comic did say 'God'... right up there.
#6 didn't even say anything about God. Are you trying to start a religious debate?
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#10 to #9 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
Nope, a religious war. (I am not previous anon)
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#2 - anonymous (11/19/2009) [-]
Hey
Maybe his wish did come true and grandpa did come back to life.

Though I don't think Grandpa is strong enough to break through the ground as a zombie and eat the kid's brain.
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#3 to #2 - anonymous (11/19/2009) [-]
Thanks Captain Obvious! You've really helped the people with harpoons embedded in their skull.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - KazumaKyu (11/19/2009) [-]
All of whom are fat, oddly enough. There's just no point in throwing a harpoon at a skinny person, you know? Even if you hit them it'll just glance off and embed itself in the sternum of some fat fuck standing behind them.
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#11 to #4 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
You set this joke up just exquisitely
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#5 to #4 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
ARRGH, IT BE A WHALE!!!
"No grandpa, its an american kid. Put the harpoon down."
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User avatar #1 - big tater (11/19/2009) [-]
niiice
 
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