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EPIC PARADOX

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#157 - anonymous (02/05/2010)
kudos sir... you divided by zero...
User avatar #155 - RickAstleyy (12/05/2009)
He can't be classed as lying if it will happen in the future, so it wouldnt grow :P
#156 to #155 - anonymous (12/05/2009)
true but he said now
#154 - turlesrfun (11/21/2009)
i love this
#153 - Malboro (11/21/2009)
its like dividing by zero but you technacally didn't
#152 - anonymous (11/21/2009)
fffuuuuuuuu... captcha: choke
User avatar #151 - JoeTheRooster ONLINE (11/20/2009)
IT LOOKS LIKE PINOCHIO
''PUTS ON GLASSES''
JUST TOLD THE TRUTH BUT HIS NOSE STILL GREW
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#148 - XXHexerXX (11/20/2009)
thanks allot for making me retarded
#146 - anonymous Comment deleted by Sumkin
#149 to #146 - XXHexerXX (11/20/2009)
hehe
#147 to #146 - anonymous (11/20/2009)
fag
#145 - anonymous (11/20/2009)
Gah,is it my brain thats hurting me because of this wonderfully epic paradox or the hot pocket I just ate? I guess i'll find out in 20 to 30 mins..
#144 - anonymous (11/20/2009)
my mind is splatered on the wall right now
#143 - anonymous (11/20/2009)
right...i have it figured...at first he is lying by saying his nose will grow so it grows and then his lie becomes truth and it just goes back to normal...

orr...hes not lying because at some point in the future he will most probably lie about something and he doesnt specify when his nose will grow so at the moment it stays the same length because he is telling the truth
#150 to #143 - XXHexerXX (11/20/2009)
or it grows because he said it will grow but it cant so when he lies it grows witch means he telling the truth but is actually telling a lie to tell the truth


did i figure out all your problems YAY I SAVED THE WOR(Blows up)
User avatar #142 - guitarp (11/20/2009)
BOOM





You just blew my mind
#139 - anonymous (11/20/2009)
all he said is "will". Never says when. So it will grow, just not this time.
#141 to #139 - anonymous (11/20/2009)
he said "now". so he did say when dumbass. fail.
User avatar #138 - Redzero (11/20/2009)
wait i just understood it and i also found out that the answer to divideing by 0 is..........*i get knocked over the head*






*pedobear comes back*
He's all taken care of!
#137 - anonymous (11/20/2009)
its not a lie if he didnt know
#136 - xXPwnedXx (11/20/2009)
.....wut? DAMN YOU CLEVER STRANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#135 - anonymous (11/20/2009)
that just blew my mind
#133 - Kayga (11/20/2009)
its not really a paradox, he said it would grow now, as in in that very instant which it did not so he lies and it grew in the next instant, their i broke the paradox i expect many thumbs down for it
#134 to #133 - anonymous (11/20/2009)
a paradox here
My nose will grow because this statement is true

#131 - anonymous (11/20/2009)
shit pinnochio you dont fucking divide by zero
#130 - GhostBuster (11/20/2009)
ALRIGHT, WHO DIVIDED BY ZERO?
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