The Hot Pocket Paradox. . Temperatures of Hotpockets: Before and After Cooking Boiling Frozen .- Lava Hot Before After. the most delicous way to burn your mouth, chip a tooth, and get diarea hot pocket hotpocket vagina Chinese food
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#13 - fefe (11/19/2009) [+] (8 replies)
ok i was just about to bite into a hot pocket and i saw this pic so i put it back into the microwave and then it exploded.....
#14 to #13 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account** (11/19/2009) [-]
nice. mine just dissolved into the tray that rotates.
#5 - grantanater **User deleted account** (11/19/2009) [+] (1 reply)
whats a hot pocket?
#7 to #5 - valeno (11/19/2009) [-]
you are no american!
User avatar #66 - sgtpaint (11/19/2009) [+] (2 replies)
the most delicous way to burn your mouth, chip a tooth, and get diarea
User avatar #1 - JackSchidt (11/18/2009) [+] (1 reply)
funny--and a great reference to comedian Jim Gaffigan
#47 - xXPwnedXx (11/19/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Docter: laughter is the best medicine...HAHAHAHA
Dude: haha...
Docter: woah! Why are YOU laughing!? YOUR GONNA DIE!
User avatar #52 - KingShooey (11/19/2009) [-]
Oh boy... this just reminds me of the smell of a cheesy hot pocket... After it hits toilet water ensuing the destruction of my intestines. Not to mention that it is not rare for it to come out as a flaming liquid. I have a stomach ache now.
#6 - valeno (11/19/2009) [-]
So true!
#11 - SithCheese (11/19/2009) [-]
Tags - Vagina? WTF, how did that get there?
User avatar #70 - thecrayzeeness (11/19/2009) [-]
diahrea pockets!
User avatar #21 - OhhChihuahua (11/19/2009) [-]
lol true true
User avatar #82 - Nick Gill (11/19/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Gettin' the munchies on a hot summer's day.
Time to take a break from all that gaming.
The freezer light shows me the way.
I'll tell you what, I got's a craving.
I hands are shaking as i take you out of the box.
Two little pockets of joy.
I'll tell you what, whoever invented these really rocks.
The keys to that heart of every boy.
User avatar #85 to #84 - Nick Gill (11/19/2009) [-]
I put these little Pizza lovers out on a plate.
I almost cry as I send them along.
They're off to the microwave for a little date.
The Microwave's beeping plays out like a song.

Oh, Pizza Pockets, I will forever love you.
I am forever yours, Tried and true.
User avatar #56 - SammichMakerLady (11/19/2009) [+] (2 replies)
That would be why I cut mine in half
#46 - fefe (11/19/2009) [+] (5 replies)
"is your hot pocket cold in the middle?"
"its frozen but if you d like we could serve it boiling lava hot"
"wont that burn my mouth"
" it will destroy your mouth, everything will taste like rubber for a month"
User avatar #55 to #46 - meowbitch (11/19/2009) [-]
jim gaffigan = epic!
User avatar #33 - tigernip (11/19/2009) [+] (2 replies)
anybody cravin a hot pocket hot pocket? (lol jim gaffigan is hilarious)
#3 - fefe (11/19/2009) [+] (1 reply)
"Is your hotpocket cold in the middle? itsfrozen... but it can be served boiling lava hot!"

I must listen to his bacon jokes!!
User avatar #8 to #3 - thenooguy (11/19/2009) [-]
Have you tried the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It tastes exactly like a Hot Pocket!
#88 - fefe (11/21/2009) [-]
gotta love jim gaffigan.
#87 - fefe (11/19/2009) [-]
Funny, but true. I believe I might have starved to death in my early 20s if not for Ramen noodles and Hot Pockets...
#68 - fefe (11/19/2009) [-]
oh jim gaffigan
#58 - fefe (11/19/2009) [-]
I kind of want to **** the picture that is labeled 'after'.
#18 - fefe (11/19/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Jim Gaffigan rub off!
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