Walmart Greeter. . My I day So after landing my new job as a 11/ ) hturt greater, a good find for many retirees, I lashed less than a day... About Two hours int
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Walmart Greeter

My I day
So after landing my new job as a 11/ ) hturt greater,
a good find for many retirees, I lashed less than a day...
About Two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
morran walked into the store with her Two kids, yelling obscurities at them all the way Through the .
I mid pleasurably, ‘Good morning and welcome To Wallmart
Nice children you They twinsen
The ugly morran shopped yelling long enough To say,
Hell no,, They ain't Twins The oldest ones 9, and the other ones I
Why the hell would you think They' re twins? Are you blind, or
So I replied,
Tm neither blind nor stupid, Moan, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you Twice Ollama good day and thank you for shopping at
Wallmarts
My supervisor said I probably wasn't tur? out for this line of work.
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Submitted: 11/17/2009
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User avatar #46 - midgman **User deleted account** (11/29/2009) [-]
someone give this man a ******* medal!!!
#37 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
this dude is friggin awesome!!!!!!
#34 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
what i dont get is that kids are funny, old people "sometimes" are funny, wtf happened between!!!!!
#32 - kendrarocks **User deleted account** (11/18/2009) [-]
omg that made my day
#23 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
It was Walter!!!
#33 to #23 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
LOL "get your **** nad get out!"
User avatar #45 to #33 - shlacka (11/19/2009) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #22 - cougarmelon (11/18/2009) [-]
lol he showed that bitch whats up
#36 to #22 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
zachdt1 is always producing sick burger joints on this amazing online virtual world I found
#27 to #22 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
now thats whats up
#20 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
am i the only one who red the womens voice in joys voice (from my name is earl)
#44 to #20 - anonymous (11/19/2009) [-]
yeah me too XD
#35 to #20 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
I know what you mean, i'd do her tho.
#25 to #20 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
WOAH I READ IT IN JOY AND EARLS VOICE
**** THIS IS AWESOME
#21 to #20 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
i did lol
#24 to #21 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
OMFG i thought it was only me!!!
#19 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
I loled... whats with the huge ass retard mosh pit below?
User avatar #14 - SeekayFilms (11/18/2009) [-]
Fired for having a witty comeback? That's not very fair.
#12 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
awsome!!!!
#10 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
dick cheny makes for the best greeter
#18 to #10 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
haha yeah
"Go **** yourself. Go uck yourself."
#2 - FFVIIPWNS (11/18/2009) [-]
This'd be my line "Hi, welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your **** and get the **** out,"
#16 to #2 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
You ripped that off from Jeff Dunham. His puppet Walter to be specific. I even have the DVD
User avatar #26 to #16 - FAISCISTBUG (11/18/2009) [-]
impressive!!....WTF YOU WANT A DAMN COOKIE?
User avatar #28 to #26 - Arsonist (11/18/2009) [-]
I DO! I ******* LOVE COOKIES!
#29 to #28 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!
#30 to #29 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
**** your combo breaker and Jeff Dunham ! haha.
#31 to #30 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
the line... she returns
#39 to #31 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
AHHH the walls are closing!!!
#40 to #39 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
Walls are pretty keen I guess. Papaw
#42 to #40 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
wtf retard
#41 to #40 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
c c c combo breaker?
#6 to #2 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
You Fail To Copy Jeff Dunham.
User avatar #8 to #6 - Lostdemon (11/18/2009) [-]
welcome to coscos i love you
#17 to #8 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
Purple Lines IM..Scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#11 to #8 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
I went to Law School in Costco.
#38 to #11 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
i went to driving school in costcos
User avatar #13 to #11 - thenooguy (11/18/2009) [-]
holy ****** **** ! jeff dunham, billy mays, fat ben, and idiocracy references in one thread! I came
#15 to #13 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh purple line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3 to #2 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
try being original?
#5 to #3 - abeautifulmess **User deleted account** (11/18/2009) [-]
he added the word " **** ", give him some credit
#7 to #5 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
FAT BEEN IS ******** ON YOUR FACE
#9 to #7 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
FAT BEN IS DEAD DAMMIT DONT BRING HIM BACK
User avatar #4 to #3 - BurntBiscuits (11/18/2009) [-]
"SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS SPEAKING!"

That's be my line to anyone who tries to say a word in the OxyClean isle.
#43 to #4 - anonymous (11/19/2009) [-]
It's aisle not isle you ******* RETARD. Your spelling sucks dick!!! I can't believe a bunch of morons thumbs'd up an even bigger MORON.
#1 - fucktheregistering (11/18/2009) [-]
Touche
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