Walmart Greeter. . My I day So after landing my new job as a 11/ ) hturt greater, a good find for many retirees, I lashed less than a day... About Two hours int
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Walmart Greeter

My I day
So after landing my new job as a 11/ ) hturt greater,
a good find for many retirees, I lashed less than a day...
About Two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
morran walked into the store with her Two kids, yelling obscurities at them all the way Through the .
I mid pleasurably, ‘Good morning and welcome To Wallmart
Nice children you They twinsen
The ugly morran shopped yelling long enough To say,
Hell no,, They ain't Twins The oldest ones 9, and the other ones I
Why the hell would you think They' re twins? Are you blind, or
So I replied,
Tm neither blind nor stupid, Moan, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you Twice Ollama good day and thank you for shopping at
Wallmarts
My supervisor said I probably wasn't tur? out for this line of work.
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Submitted: 11/17/2009
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#2 - FFVIIPWNS (11/18/2009) [+] (23 replies)
This'd be my line "Hi, welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your **** and get the **** out,"
User avatar #4 to #3 - BurntBiscuits (11/18/2009) [-]
"SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS SPEAKING!"

That's be my line to anyone who tries to say a word in the OxyClean isle.
User avatar #22 - cougarmelon (11/18/2009) [+] (2 replies)
lol he showed that bitch whats up
User avatar #14 - SeekayFilms (11/18/2009) [-]
Fired for having a witty comeback? That's not very fair.
#1 - fucktheregistering (11/18/2009) [-]
Touche
#32 - kendrarocks **User deleted account** (11/18/2009) [-]
omg that made my day
User avatar #46 - midgman (11/29/2009) [-]
someone give this man a ******* medal!!!
#37 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2009) [-]
this dude is friggin awesome!!!!!!
#34 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2009) [-]
what i dont get is that kids are funny, old people "sometimes" are funny, wtf happened between!!!!!
#23 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2009) [+] (2 replies)
It was Walter!!!
#20 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2009) [+] (5 replies)
am i the only one who red the womens voice in joys voice (from my name is earl)
#19 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2009) [-]
I loled... whats with the huge ass retard mosh pit below?
#12 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2009) [-]
awsome!!!!
#10 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2009) [+] (1 reply)
dick cheny makes for the best greeter
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