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By: Irony

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Tags: america | Guns | safety | Stupid

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Submitted: 11/17/2009

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#20 - anonymous (01/04/2010)

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#19 - anonymous (11/19/2009)

lol whut?

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#8 - anonymous (11/17/2009)

It's not stupid its easy! Quit being a pussy and give it a try!!

Captcha: tipsy

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#1 - Herryk (11/17/2009)

Right...because anything stupid that goes on in the world is an American's doing,right? Everyone else around the world is just some kind of fucking genius that never does anything stupid ever in their lives. The people that make these 'Americans are so stupid and fat' jokes are about as childish as the people that do nothing but rehash the same Twilight joke over and over,I get it,nobody fucking likes Twilight,neither do I really,but I don't constantly make fun of it.

Grow up and get a life. Or better yet kill yourself.

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#11 to #1 - anonymous (11/17/2009)

agreed

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#14 to #11 - anonymous (11/18/2009)

we should all live in Australia. I live there, just stay around the edges, im not kidding. Half of the shit in the center of australia will fucking kill you, or at least almost poison you to death

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#15 to #14 - Irony (11/18/2009)

YAY! Another Aussie! -high fives-

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#7 to #1 - BurntBiscuits (11/17/2009)

Yes, let's all kill ourselves, that's exactly what we should do. It's not as though telling people to commit suicide isn't at all stupid, or childish, right?

Oh, no, wait a second, it is.

I'm take a guess. You're American. And in your attempt to stand up for America, you just proved the majority of them are, in fact, stupid. Not all of them, but most of them, including you.

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#13 to #7 - Irony (11/18/2009)

Hang on there, we'd better cover our asses and only suggest that a 'undefined portion' are stupid. ^^

We can, however safely assume that that portion is a fairly large number.

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#6 to #1 - anonymous (11/17/2009)

So... you are relating the fact that everyone hates twilight to americans?
So... everyone hates americans?
Sounds about right.

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#3 to #1 - Irony (11/17/2009)

If you take into account that the vast majority of English-speaking people on the planet are Americans - and people as a whole tend to do stupid things from time to time - I would say that America is responsible for a large amount of stupidity by default. Besides, I was merely remarking on the fact that holding a shotgun (as illustrated above) in one hand while under the influence of alcohol is quite obviously not a smart thing to do. So please, keep suggesting to me that I should kill myself over stating a simple fact. Did I specifically say that Americans are fat and stupid? I believe not. So bite me!

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#4 to #3 - KazumaKyu (11/17/2009)

The majority of English-speaking people on the planet are not American, they're CHINESE. The number of English-speaking people in China actually outweighs the entire American population.

Your opening statement has been destroyed. Your argument is invalid.

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#5 to #4 - Irony (11/17/2009)

I obviously meant English as a primary language. My argument is not invalid, however I am glad to see someone other than myself who can use the English literary language to its full potential.

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#10 to #5 - KazumaKyu (11/17/2009)

I am afraid it was most certainly not "obvious" that you were speaking exclusively of those for whom English is a primary language, as it was not directly -- or indirectly, for that matter -- stated in any part of your post. Regardless, I too am pleased to have come across another who has shown the ability to use rhetoric and composition in a manner befitting an intelligent human being.

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#16 to #10 - anonymous (11/18/2009)

i like how u had to look up more than half those words to make that comment sound smart

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#21 to #16 - Raxephon (01/04/2010)

Silence, worm! The grownups are talking.

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#17 to #16 - Irony (11/18/2009)

Believe it or not, some people actually use those words on a day-to-day basis and therefore do not need to research for their debates.

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#12 to #10 - Irony (11/18/2009)

I hereby choose to initiate Rule 11 (as stated by the Rules of the Internet) and disregard your argument simply because the point you are referring to isn't valid as I was merely trying to prove that the person I was riposting to had no right to claim or demand what he did.

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