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Dear God

Letters from kids to God
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Submitted: 11/17/2009
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#229 - HEATSEEKER (10/04/2010) [-]
i love this pic :)
#221 - thepurplestuff (11/23/2009) [-]
damn, i hate Jennifer Horton too
#222 to #221 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [-]
that bitch stole my juice box
#223 to #222 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
she stole my apple sauce
#226 to #223 - anonymous (01/22/2010) [-]
BITCH STOLE MY BIKE!
User avatar #227 to #226 - dlannetts (04/27/2010) [-]
nigger stole my bike
*typical*
#228 to #227 - loke (04/28/2010) [-]
No racist comments on my pictures. even if it is an old ass picture.
User avatar #218 - Achilliez (11/21/2009) [-]
Just so happens my geography and language arts teacher who is evil, is Jennifer Horton, and Denise is someone in my french class ROFLMAOOMGLMAO.
User avatar #217 - Holly Peppermint (11/20/2009) [-]
LOL How do we know this isn't legit: That kid who was talking about his new shoes' name is Mickey D.
But the 2 that made me rofl epically were:
If we come back as something please don't let me be Jennifer Horton - I hate her.
...and...
If you give me genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want. Except my money or my chess set.
Oh, the innocence of children :D
User avatar #219 to #217 - Achilliez (11/21/2009) [-]
The post i made is how we know its legit.
#216 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
Lol thatz wut my boifriend said when his sis was born but he told his mom, "I really wanted a puppy where did she come from???"
#215 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
That is copied from a book.
#213 - anonymous (11/19/2009) [-]
Dear god, let there be something funny on funnyjunk for once.
#212 - anonymous (11/19/2009) [-]
i know its from kids but...AMEARICAN???what the hewll that stupid yank ahahahahahahah so fat and stupid oh mega stupid writing to god!!!!!


lolololololololololololololoolololololololololololol


that tasty fucker!!!
#203 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
This is adorable. Oh..to have the innocence of a child again.

Hey, what do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?




The same middle name.
#202 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
Dear god

Why do your believers suffer??
Why did you send your son to die for a pittiful race of people that most of them dont believe you exist??Why do you let evil and bad into the world??Why are there terrorists, murder, and death??
Where and Who are you??Why dont you show the world you exist??
I and other people worry where we are going after we die because you have never proven your existence to the world and we arent sure.
I dont want to go to hell I want answers..
User avatar #204 to #202 - squirlygirl (11/18/2009) [-]
I want to adress some of your questions. You dont have to read this, but if you want answers i know where to find them. If you have access to a Bible, it would be good if you looked up some verses. Your question 'why dont you show the world you exist' hit me the hardest and I started questioning myself, but then I rememberd a verse. Romans 1:20. It says how man is without excuse because His power, order, beauty, and desgin are found everywhere we look, especially in nature. But dont take my word for it, look it up. 'Why did u send your son to die for people who dont believe u exist?' Because, he loves EVERYONE. Whether they love him or not. John 3:16 is a popular verse that shows this. There are answers out there, you just have to look
#206 to #204 - LiamYanner (11/18/2009) [-]
Addressing a few points for both of you. I'll start off by saying, I'm an Athiest because I don't care. Now, assuming I believe this crap, God allows terrorists, murder and death, because he gives us our freedom to do things. It's humanities own choices that create those things, not God. If he took away our choice to be evil, then he would be taking away our choices, and in fact, our freedom. So God can't be blamed. Not of course, I don't believe in God, however I don't really care. So I'll finish by saying; the bible was written by Humans. What is said happened in the book may be true, however that's unlikely. It's more likely that the stories - like the ones about Jesus - got more, and more exaggerated, each time they were told.
#207 to #206 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
LiamYanner: Sorry for calling God a he, it is politically incorrect as God is neither a he nor a she (apparently), but I'm a guy. Force of habit. And I will elaborate as to what I was saying about Jesus. It was more likely that he was a normal prophet, with no "magical powers", but Mary committed adultery, had Jesus, lied about it. People believed her, and bam! People made up stories about Jesus doing miracles, or he done something that people exaggerated more and more until they started saying that he healed some dude so he could walk again, after like 20 years or whatever. Most likely wrong, I'm 16 and haven't actually read the bible. I just go to a Catholic school, and these are my opinions (obviously). -Last message for me as annonymous
User avatar #208 to #207 - squirlygirl (11/19/2009) [-]
i understand wat u r saying completely. im 17 myself and i go to a christian skool. i hav my doubts about God and everything, but no one can deny the facts are there. evolution is ruled out, there has to be a God. now, as for the Bible, there is no evidence against it and a plethra of evidence for it. any athesist scientist will tell u that (not in those words of course). there were 60 major and 270 ramification prophecies about the Messiah, all which were fufilled in this man Jesus of Nazzerith (excuse my spelling). the chances of this happening is like filling the state of texas 2 feet deep with quarters, painting one of them red and tossing it in there, then randomly pulling out the right one. i forget the exact number, but the chances..
#220 to #208 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
lmfao, evolution has not been ruled out at all
you just don't know that because you go to a christian school
when you go to college you will be in for the shock of your life lol
#209 to #208 - anonymous (11/19/2009) [-]
of u picking the rite one is 1 to the - power of a number so beyond that statisticaly it can not happen (the number is like 270 or sumthing, im not really sure, i can get back to you on that if u want). also, the gospels were completed by the apostles about thirty years after Jesus' death. not a suffiecient time for myth to develop (in fact a ducation of about 2 full generations is wat it takes to distort historical fact). also these were written by pepole who actaully witnessed Jesus and even gave up their lives for his cost. they believed it, and they got wat they knew rite from Jesus. so, that means either Jesus was either a Lord, liar, or lunitic. but that just brings us back to the whole prophecy thing... (squirly)
User avatar #214 to #209 - shlacka (11/19/2009) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#200 - fabulouspenguin (11/18/2009) [-]
I agree with Ruth M.
Staplers are the best.
#195 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
Dear God,
Why haven't you gotten rid of cancer yet?
Why haven't you shown yourself?
Why haven't you stopped the bad stuff?
Why do your children hate each other?
Why do some of your children don't even believe you exist?

Dear God,
Where are you when we need you most?
#210 to #195 - anonymous (11/19/2009) [-]
ur basic ? is 'y is there evil in the world'. it is not because God is abondaning us, its because there is a lack of him. there is no such think as darkness, just a lack of lite. his children choose to not accept Him, hence the reason for cancer, diease, murder, and everything that is not from Him. and he has not stopped it because he is a God that has decided to give us free will, which means he will let us make the choice not to choose Him. he has revealed Himself thro his creation. and as for your last ?, He is there when you need Him most, but sometimes you have to tear down before you can rebuild. so instead of Him trying to patch everything up, u need to tear down, let everything go, and ask Him to rebuild. hope that helps :D
#225 to #210 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
Then please, explain the mothers that kill their children because God said that they should do it. They've accepted God into their life, yet they killed their children.

Plenty of serial killers are religious. And it's not fair to say that people that get cancer haven't accepted God into their life.

My grandmother loved her church and would do anything for it and God, yet she got colon cancer as well as breast cancer where he had to get a breast amputated so it wouldn't spread.

Now again, how is murder and cancer the cause of not believing in God?
#224 to #210 - anonymous (01/02/2010) [-]
Jeez...you're a bitch. So let me get this right. If you're not a Christian and you get cancer, its your own fault for not believing in "God"?
This is what I hate about you Christians. You're so high and mighty and are obsessed with converting people cause you have no respect for the beliefs of others. Oh and just to clear up, I'm not an Aetheist, I'm Wiccan.
#201 to #195 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
Because you touch yourself at night.
#199 to #195 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
Why did you kill Michel Jackson?
#198 to #195 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
He's "converting" your mother to Christianity, if ya catch my drift. ;D
#196 to #195 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
deep
#193 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
Dear O'LORDA'lorda*lord,
Can you makes it that I lick tims mommys tits befor you erase me from earth?
User avatar #192 - kraftts (11/18/2009) [-]
why does every one have to make a big thing out of this, who cares what you are, budish, muslem, who cares this was funny and cute is all you believe in what you believe in thats and thats the facts !!!!!!
#191 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
god is real and you cant see him ! ok im muslim and im kuwaity (maby you never heard of that COUNTRY before?!)
#190 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
Loved it,awesome/funny and cute.Little kids,what can I say.Dear God,if I have to come back as something,please let me be a cat.Cat's have the most awesome lives.Eat,sleep,eat,sleep.M
#186 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
My favorite was Asked for a puppy, got a little brother!!
#185 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
How is god real
User avatar #183 - crazyrandomguy (11/18/2009) [-]
Dear God,

What were you thinking when you created the Jonas brothers?

God's Answer

O that wasnt me, that was Satans work. I dont make homo retards. That is his department. He also made Danny p and miley cyrus.
User avatar #182 - BurntBiscuits (11/18/2009) [-]
Funny, yet sad. All those children so deluded, it nearly makes me want to cry. Fucking Sunday school and it's religious 'God made light' bullshit. >_>
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