Computer Guy. LOL suprised me.. Sam has been in the computer business fer 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his jeb and buys SD acres of land
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Computer Guy

LOL suprised me.

Sam has been in the computer business fer 25 years and is finally sick of the
stress. He quits his jeb and buys SD acres of land in Alabama to be as far away
fez: -m humanity as possible.
Sam sees the mailman ence a week and gets groceries ence a month. Cheeri
wise, it' s tital peace and quiet.
After 6 months er so at almost we isolation, he' s finishing dinner ene day when
sameone knacks en his deer. He was it and there is a big, bearded man stand-
ing there. "Name' s Enoch. 'mur neighbor hem few miles ever the ridge Having a
party Saturday. Thought yeu' d like to cemo."
Great," says Sam, "after 6 months of this I' m ready m meet seme local folks.
Thank yeti."
As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn we there' s genna be seme drinking."
Net a prablem. After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best
Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch steps. "Mere 'n' likely genna be seme fightin'
tee." Damn, Sam thinks. Taugh crew. "Well, I get alang with meme. I' ll be there.
Thanks again."
Once again Enoch turns hem the deer. 'Tve seen seme wild sex at these parties,
tee." "Now that' s net a prablem," says Sam, "Remember he been alone fer E
months! I' ll definitely be there. By the way, what sheild I wear?"
Enoch steps in the door again and says, "Whatever we want, just genna be the
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Submitted: 11/16/2009
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#1 - zombeestonight (11/17/2009) [+] (4 replies)
wonder what Enoch used to do.
User avatar #15 - cougarmelon (11/17/2009) [-]
lol i just sent this to my grandma. and no, she does not have a sense of humor. thats exactly why i sent it to her. lol
User avatar #14 - JoeTheRooster (11/17/2009) [-]
Broke Back Mountain Alert
#2 - Womens Study Major (11/17/2009) [+] (8 replies)
For some reason I imagined Enoch as a buff bearded Lumberjack.
User avatar #8 to #2 - ThePerfectDrug (11/17/2009) [-]
with a very deep voice
#11 - Womens Study Major (11/17/2009) [+] (4 replies)
i imagined hagrid
#16 to #11 - BillyJaytheDJ (11/17/2009) [-]
I was thinking more towards Haggard, but Hagrid works too.
#19 - Womens Study Major (11/17/2009) [-]
I thought of peter griffin in the one where he grew a beard and the birds lived in it.
#6 - Womens Study Major (11/17/2009) [-]

he reminded me of grizzley adams.......
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