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Perfect Day

Perfect days for women and for men

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Submitted: 11/16/2009
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#10 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/17/2009) [+] (7 replies)
ok im a girl...and i dont agree with not going to bed after a perfect day without sex wtf??????????? NOt cool, other then that, id substitute the whole lunch thing with steak and the whole evening in a romantic dinner, hmm how about a night playing video gams and kick my bfs ass in all games. then maybe a three some in the bahamas.....yea perfect day.
#8 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/17/2009) [-]
hmm. i would love a 22-second fart that changes note four times and forces the dog out of the room
#13 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (11/17/2009) [-]
id rather have a huge fart that i could make into a christmas song.
#44 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/17/2009) [+] (3 replies)
i like the guys better just change blow job to being eaten out and all the sexy girl parts in a sexy man part =)
#47 to #44 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/17/2009) [-]
i would like to think your hot as hell, but sadly, the internets gives the automatic assumption that you are fat. no offense of course.
#31 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/17/2009) [-]
The last two for the guy section is so true! lol
#27 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/17/2009) [-]
LOL fart for 22 secs that changes pitch 4 times and forces the dog to leave. I wanna do that SOOO bad, that'd be the best day ever
#7 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/17/2009) [-]
lol...
I am am man and I would love that day!
#5 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/17/2009) [-]
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep


ROFLOFL
User avatar #58 - TapOutFoxxx (11/17/2009) [+] (4 replies)
I'm a woman, but I'd love to have that 22-second fart in my list for the day.
#38 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/17/2009) [+] (2 replies)
IN THE MAN ONE AROUND 7:00 IT SAYS MICHAEL JACKSON ASASONATED!! fags... btw yeah my spelling sucks deal with it bitches.
#42 to #38 - DestinyDestroyer (11/17/2009) [-]
Goddamn, you suck if you can't even spell words that are in front of you. And no, I will not deal with it. As a fellow internet user, I have the right to voice my ******* opinion. That does not however make it mean anything.
#9 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/17/2009) [-]
lmfao the last one made me lol, im a man i tht is a perfect day for me :D
#1 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account** (11/16/2009) [-]
9:27 p.m.- laughed at pic
9:29 p.m.- ribs started hurting from laughter
9:30 p.m.- finally stopped laughing
9:31 p.m.- went to bed
#25 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/17/2009) [-]
the 11:50 thing for the guy made me laugh myself out of my seat.
#6 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/17/2009) [-]
laughing self to sleep right now =P
#54 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/17/2009) [-]
15 minute blowjob!? tisk-tisk
#49 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/17/2009) [+] (1 reply)
men's perfect day @ 7:00 p.m. ugh pissed me off. why cant you juss leave him alone
User avatar #23 - futuramafan (11/17/2009) [+] (2 replies)
i could read it, but still kinda small........... MAKE THE FONT SMALLER, MY EYES DIDN'T QUITE ******* BLEED YET. once again, dont take it serioudly
#22 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/17/2009) [-]
i want it so bad
#17 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/17/2009) [+] (3 replies)
hahahah this just makes me realize how much of bitches women are
User avatar #33 to #26 - WtfStrawberries (11/17/2009) [-]
and men arent natural bastards who always want something better than the best? Im not saying women arent natural bitches, they are. just that all humans are naturalbiitches and bastards.
#2 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/16/2009) [-]
ROFL THE 3 Ss **** shower and shave o man very funny
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