The Electric Train
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Afew days alter Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his
new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who
want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all ofyou sons of bitches who are getting on, get
your asses in the train, cause we' re going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don' t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to
go to your room and you are to stay there for TING HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,
but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out ofthe bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to
take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant
one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all ofyour hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the
train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed toff about the TWO HOUR
delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."