The Electric Train. . Afew days alter Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the livin
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The Electric Train

Afew days alter Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his
new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who
want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all ofyou sons of bitches who are getting on, get
your asses in the train, cause we' re going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don' t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to
go to your room and you are to stay there for TING HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,
but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out ofthe bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to
take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant
one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all ofyour hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the
train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed toff about the TWO HOUR
delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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#4 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
least the womans in the kitchen.
#5 to #4 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
baha you sir, is awesome
#14 to #4 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
But we have a problem

Wheres mah sammich? :(
#1 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
User avatar #9 - LakersFTW (11/16/2009) [-]
honestly i pictured myself as a kid
#25 - xXTheDarkWolfXx **User deleted account** (11/17/2009) [-]
I want my kid to grow up like this.
#10 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
if that wasw my kid he would still be crying
#22 to #10 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
stop lying faggot
#12 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
For two hours that woman better have been making an epic sandwich
#13 to #12 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
amen brother
User avatar #16 to #13 - JoeTheRooster (11/17/2009) [-]
#18 to #16 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
huzzah says i
#37 to #18 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
#32 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
in the kitchen ? good .. but err why is it taking so long to make me my dam sandwich woman ?!?
#30 - Roxiekiss (11/17/2009) [-]
Boys im in the kitchen if you want to come and get me!!!
User avatar #36 to #30 - llcoolz (11/17/2009) [-]
well.. as ur in the kitchen.... MAKE ME A DAMN SAMMICH! please. :)
#38 to #36 - anon (11/18/2009) [-]
dude that pretty lame that u pretty much copied what i said
#29 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
thumbs down this sexist asshole below me v.v
#21 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
User avatar #15 - HomeSikk (11/17/2009) [-]
He should get on that train, he seems pissed about the 2 hour delay
soldier:General the woman is in the kitchen!
General:gewd she had better be makin my sammich
#27 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
There should be more than one bitch in the kitchen. EVERY bitch should be in the kitchen.

captcha: sperm? WTF??
#31 to #27 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
Dude, I know that joke USED to be funny, but you butchered it.

Not only are you overusing it, but your also taking it way to seriously, so chill out.
User avatar #17 - crazyrandomguy (11/17/2009) [-]
anybody else picture Dennis the Menace?
#23 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
Booooo. Someone should teach whoever wrote this corny joke how to get........................................................

allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way turned up.
#3 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
#6 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
Anyone else picture the little boy black?
#11 to #6 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
ya def saw this kid as a N!@@3R
User avatar #33 to #6 - supersparta (11/17/2009) [-]
I imagined it as a white kid. Probably just because everyone I see around is white, so it sort of stuck.
#8 to #6 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
i imagined him FOB chinese
#7 to #6 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
uh, no.
#35 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
i got 633....yep mide i saw it b4 u
#34 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
i got #619
#19 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
i got the 400th fum up
User avatar #20 to #19 - Dizer (11/17/2009) [-]
#24 to #20 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
pretty sure i did
#28 to #24 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
who the **** cares?
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