Texas. Don't mess with Texas.. George Dubya here, I gotta tell ya, I don't appreciate your insultification.
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Submitted: 11/16/2009
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#57 - anonymous (12/01/2009) [-]
i live in Texas and everywhere sucks except Austin, its like an oasis in a dessert. im proud to be as weird as Austin
#56 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
Texas sucks... "every things bigger in Texas" cause their over compensating for something.
#54 - anonymous (11/17/2009) [-]
**** it. its just a joke. if we can't laugh at ourselves we have no right to live.

on another note, remember the alamo.
User avatar #53 - SkriblZz (11/17/2009) [-]
Can we just say **** our arrogance and ******* enjoy the picture?
#47 - anonymous (11/17/2009) [-]
User avatar #50 to #47 - frogzilla (11/17/2009) [-]
no it wont, not that i care im not even amarican
User avatar #46 - Redfinale (11/17/2009) [-]
1. I thought Chuck Norris had some involvement with Texas
2. Don't Texans execute the retarded?
User avatar #55 to #46 - frankentits (11/19/2009) [-]
YAY death sentence :3
and chuck norris offered to run for president if Texas ever left the US again.
captcha: cheer
#45 - anonymous (11/17/2009) [-]
Hey douche gld to see you can lift things from [url deleted] you tool
#40 - anonymous (11/17/2009) [-]
whoever posted this come see me ill whoop your ass and show you who is retarded
#51 to #40 - anonymous (11/17/2009) [-]
You can only whoop his ass because you have retard strength.
#44 to #40 - anonymous (11/17/2009) [-]
Where would you like to meet tough guy at The Texas Developmental Disabilities hospital what room are you in and I will be there and no slapping biting or slobbering all over.
#31 - anonymous (11/16/2009) [-]
da dirty souf'll whoop all yall other pansy ass states. Texas wins.
#42 to #31 - anonymous (11/17/2009) [-]
this isnt even how we talk, im from texas. this is just some black guy trying to be "gangsta"
#43 to #42 - loke (11/17/2009) [-]
I've lived in Dallas, LA, San Diego, and Boise. By far, the smartest people were down in Dallas. Texas has great schools, and a lot of high tech industry. To knock Texas and Texans is to show just how dumb you really are. And every area in the world has accents. Look at New England, Boston, Wisconsin to name a few here.
#48 to #43 - anonymous (11/17/2009) [-]
I love how you say "every area in the world has accents" and then mention only places in the us. :)
User avatar #35 to #31 - SammichMakerLady (11/17/2009) [-]
Maybe, But my education is still better than yours.
#36 to #35 - anonymous (11/17/2009) [-]
actually the texas education system has higher standerds than most northern states. and there not all ignorant ass rednecks. your thinking of loisiana. thats where all the ******* what cant swim live to :D
#39 to #36 - DestinyDestroyer (11/17/2009) [-]
Louisiana? Why are you making fun of your own state's education?
#38 to #36 - anonymous (11/17/2009) [-]
#36, you're obviously from TX. With your racism and idiotic comments and horrible spelling. Oh! you really should learn the difference between your/you're and their/there/they're... =]
#30 - anonymous (11/16/2009) [-]
you guys realize texas is the state that is doing the best economically.
I live in indiana, but i pay attention to the news and current events unlike half this site.
#41 to #30 - anonymous (11/17/2009) [-]
You sir get a cookie, for watching the news. And what that pic should really say, is "Dont mess with Texas" there should be a couple bullet holes and then say "I messed with Texas" Because I live there I should be able to spread some insight. We are not all hicks, most of us arent racist, but almost all of us own a gun and could be our own military if we decided secede from the nation. Although the U.S. military could/would/and should/ kick our ass for it. Captcha:I doubt you read this far, if so you get a cookie to. =)
User avatar #29 - SeekayFilms (11/16/2009) [-]
At least Texas has no sales tax and the best cities to live in (economically) right now.
#37 to #29 - anonymous (11/17/2009) [-]
.0825% sales tax in San Antonio, TX
User avatar #28 - bfender (11/16/2009) [-]
Everybody please fly your flags at half-mast today.... *sniff* The guy who posted this, and everyone who agreed with him were violently roundhouse kicked to death. R.I.P

Rule #1 don't talk **** about Chuck Norris' home state....
#24 - anonymous (11/16/2009) [-]
Texas=America as it used to be/should be
#26 to #24 - anonymous (11/16/2009) [-]
An ignorant Christian creationism over evolution? No, that's really not what the country used to be. The founding fathers did not want religion mixed in with state.

And for the hell of it my captcha is Niger. xD
#49 to #26 - anonymous (11/17/2009) [-]
Fact: Being an Atheist does not make you look smarter, especially when you don't have any knowledge of the english language and history.
#52 to #49 - anonymous (11/17/2009) [-]
No, I'm right about the history concerning the founding fathers. And yes, I made a typo. Oh golly gee God Damn gosh! Sorry for a typo. Damn anyone will chastise you for the smallest thing to try and prove a point. If you think you're right about the history, then go look it up. And the fact that creationism is taught in public schools is also where I get other facts from. Sorry, being an Atheist doesn't make me look smarter or make me smarter, of course not. I just use proper logic. Thumbs down without actually studying it. Go ahead, live in your ignorant bubbles. It is bliss, after all.
#33 to #26 - anonymous (11/17/2009) [-]
you, sir, are an idiot.
User avatar #25 to #24 - TheDeadPool (11/16/2009) [-]
illiterate inbreds with big hats and belt buckles?
User avatar #34 to #25 - TheGrammarNazi (11/17/2009) [-]
Wow, #25. I am baffled by your ignorance. I, myself, am a Texan. Not only am I very eloquent when I choose, but I wasn't inbred, like the rest of my Texan bretheren. You, sir or madam, fail. Damn yank....
#32 to #25 - anonymous (11/16/2009) [-]
We got guns too, bitch!
User avatar #23 - TheDeadPool (11/16/2009) [-]
don't pick on retards with guns... extremely dangerous
#22 - anonymous (11/16/2009) [-]
the only thing in texas thats bigger then in any other state is there egos seriously those thing r huge
#21 - anonymous (11/16/2009) [-]
**** you everythings bigger in texas... heheheheheeee... :D
#20 - anonymous (11/16/2009) [-]
**** ...yes!!
#18 - anonymous (11/16/2009) [-]
Texas is just a better state for many reasons. One, we have our own supply of oil in the gulf of mexico, making us less reliant on foreign oil; 2, we have harsher laws on killers and rapists; 3, we arent all ******** ; and 4 we can secede and have more history than any other state except for those on the east coast. Of course, America as a whole is better than any other country. :D
#16 - anonymous (11/16/2009) [-]
**** You, good sir.. Texas FTW
#15 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (11/16/2009) [-]
George Dubya here, I gotta tell ya, I don't appreciate your insultification.
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