Texas. Don't mess with Texas.. George Dubya here, I gotta tell ya, I don't appreciate your insultification. texas
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#15 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (11/16/2009) [-]
George Dubya here, I gotta tell ya, I don't appreciate your insultification.
#2 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
the last time somebody messed with us, he had the largest land army on the continent and attempted to subjugate a few thousand settlers. we slaughtered his men in less than 20 minutes and only lost 2 of our own. could retards do that?
User avatar #19 to #2 - TehShocker (11/16/2009) [-]
well you retards seem to multiply like rabbits, so it would be hard to kill all or you.
User avatar #28 - bfender (11/16/2009) [-]
Everybody please fly your flags at half-mast today.... *sniff* The guy who posted this, and everyone who agreed with him were violently roundhouse kicked to death. R.I.P

Rule #1 don't talk **** about Chuck Norris' home state....
#30 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
you guys realize texas is the state that is doing the best economically.
I live in indiana, but i pay attention to the news and current events unlike half this site.
#41 to #30 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
You sir get a cookie, for watching the news. And what that pic should really say, is "Dont mess with Texas" there should be a couple bullet holes and then say "I messed with Texas" Because I live there I should be able to spread some insight. We are not all hicks, most of us arent racist, but almost all of us own a gun and could be our own military if we decided secede from the nation. Although the U.S. military could/would/and should/ kick our ass for it. Captcha:I doubt you read this far, if so you get a cookie to. =)
#24 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
Texas=America as it used to be/should be
#26 to #24 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
An ignorant Christian creationism over evolution? No, that's really not what the country used to be. The founding fathers did not want religion mixed in with state.

And for the hell of it my captcha is Niger. xD
#49 to #26 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
Fact: Being an Atheist does not make you look smarter, especially when you don't have any knowledge of the english language and history.
#52 to #49 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
No, I'm right about the history concerning the founding fathers. And yes, I made a typo. Oh golly gee God Damn gosh! Sorry for a typo. Damn anyone will chastise you for the smallest thing to try and prove a point. If you think you're right about the history, then go look it up. And the fact that creationism is taught in public schools is also where I get other facts from. Sorry, being an Atheist doesn't make me look smarter or make me smarter, of course not. I just use proper logic. Thumbs down without actually studying it. Go ahead, live in your ignorant bubbles. It is bliss, after all.
#33 to #26 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
you, sir, are an idiot.
User avatar #25 to #24 - TheDeadPool (11/16/2009) [-]
illiterate inbreds with big hats and belt buckles?
User avatar #34 to #25 - TheGrammarNazi (11/17/2009) [-]
Wow, #25. I am baffled by your ignorance. I, myself, am a Texan. Not only am I very eloquent when I choose, but I wasn't inbred, like the rest of my Texan bretheren. You, sir or madam, fail. Damn yank....
#32 to #25 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
We got guns too, bitch!
User avatar #29 - SeekayFilms (11/16/2009) [-]
At least Texas has no sales tax and the best cities to live in (economically) right now.
#37 to #29 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
.0825% sales tax in San Antonio, TX
#9 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
the strong survive...the weak pushed back to mexico and left to destroy themselves. darwinism?
#11 to #9 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
Go Texas!

#16 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
**** You, good sir.. Texas FTW
#47 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
User avatar #50 to #47 - frogzilla (11/17/2009) [-]
no it wont, not that i care im not even amarican
#18 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
Texas is just a better state for many reasons. One, we have our own supply of oil in the gulf of mexico, making us less reliant on foreign oil; 2, we have harsher laws on killers and rapists; 3, we arent all assholes; and 4 we can secede and have more history than any other state except for those on the east coast. Of course, America as a whole is better than any other country. :D
#21 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
**** you everythings bigger in texas... heheheheheeee... :D
#1 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
No, no. Hell no! We are not retarded
User avatar #46 - Redfinale (11/17/2009) [-]
1. I thought Chuck Norris had some involvement with Texas
2. Don't Texans execute the retarded?
User avatar #55 to #46 - frankentits (11/19/2009) [-]
YAY death sentence :3
and chuck norris offered to run for president if Texas ever left the US again.
captcha: cheer
#22 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
the only thing in texas thats bigger then in any other state is there egos seriously those thing r huge
#12 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
**** this pic
#6 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
clearly, all of you dumb mother ******* don't know your ******* geography......all the retards got sent to Georgia and Alabama...

PS> More people from Texas are deployed in the US Military than from any other state....so how bout you ********* show a little respect
#17 to #6 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
PS. **** texas
#7 to #6 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
haha, the ps backs up this picture's statement.
User avatar #23 - TheDeadPool (11/16/2009) [-]
don't pick on retards with guns... extremely dangerous
#31 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
da dirty souf'll whoop all yall other pansy ass states. Texas wins.
#42 to #31 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
this isnt even how we talk, im from texas. this is just some black guy trying to be "gangsta"
#43 to #42 - loke (11/17/2009) [-]
I've lived in Dallas, LA, San Diego, and Boise. By far, the smartest people were down in Dallas. Texas has great schools, and a lot of high tech industry. To knock Texas and Texans is to show just how dumb you really are. And every area in the world has accents. Look at New England, Boston, Wisconsin to name a few here.
#48 to #43 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
I love how you say "every area in the world has accents" and then mention only places in the us. :)
User avatar #35 to #31 - SammichMakerLady (11/17/2009) [-]
Maybe, But my education is still better than yours.
#36 to #35 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
actually the texas education system has higher standerds than most northern states. and there not all ignorant ass rednecks. your thinking of loisiana. thats where all the ******* what cant swim live to :D
#39 to #36 - DestinyDestroyer (11/17/2009) [-]
Louisiana? Why are you making fun of your own state's education?
#38 to #36 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
#36, you're obviously from TX. With your racism and idiotic comments and horrible spelling. Oh! you really should learn the difference between your/you're and their/there/they're... =]
#13 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
man **** u u duche don hate ur jus hating on texas cuz we gz
#8 - anon (11/16/2009) [-]
War seems like a good way to prove Darwin's natural selection.
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