Epic Funnyjunk Thread!

#182 - anonymous (12/27/2009) [-]

This is gay, they didn't even change the words, can you just use the word epic in the decription and get thumbs?

#179 - anonymous (11/15/2009) [-]

Three little kittens,
They lost their mittens,
And they began to cry,
Oh, mother dear,
We sadly fear
Our mittens we have lost.
What! Lost your mittens,
You naughty kittens!

#175 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

AWATA BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD

#174 - TheSongStarter (11/14/2009) [-]

HEY FUNNYJUNK! SING ME A SONG!

#173 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

You can't be raised in British

#171 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

i read that in a british accent while singing the jingle

#170 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

on the playground is were i spent most of my days.

#166 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

I gave her a kiss and gave her my ticket and put ma walkman on..

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#163 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

FUN FACT!

Hugh Laurie the actor who plays house

is British, born and raised.

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#168 to #163 - xoLindsey (11/14/2009) [-]

-sigh-

#161 - nohomo (11/14/2009) [-]

3 little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma took him to the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed

#178 to #161 - anonymous (11/15/2009) [-]

Q:3 birds were on a fince, one got shot, how many were left?
A: none, when they heard the shot, they all flew away.

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#162 to #161 - luakazuki ONLINE (11/14/2009) [-]

no, just no

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#158 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

IM #48 IN IT!!!

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#152 - DrCaden (11/14/2009) [-]

Just a small town girl...

#181 to #152 - DrCaden (11/21/2009) [-]

sorry i let my cousin on the computer and my funnyjunk account was still logged in...-.-

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#157 to #152 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

ROFL.

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#154 to #152 - ballincolon (11/14/2009) [-]

#155 to #154 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

lol

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#151 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

I tried to click "show" for the hidden comment...then I remember it was a picture.

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#164 to #151 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

yeah i did that to :/ ha.

#149 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

hahaha dat was funny

#144 - OnyxLiar (11/14/2009) [-]

omfg.. that's great. XD

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#143 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

Lol. I made up a song.

F is for fuck
And U is for you
N is for niggers!

Put it all together!
Fuck You Niggers

#153 to #143 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

U is for jizzing through my pants so hard it hits the girl next door

#156 to #153 - WolfgirllrigfloW (11/14/2009) [-]

U is for- HHHNNNNNNGGGHHHHHH

#167 to #156 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

no u is for apple. idiot.

#148 to #143 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

"U" is not the beggining letter of "you" therefore, that makes you an idiot.

Good job embarassing yourself you fucking racist lint licking fuckbag.

#146 to #143 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

I hope you can be smart to realize (that wont ever happen to a redneck like you) that sometimes U won't always mean you.

#140 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

I just jizzed in my pants.

#138 - nickilovesyou (11/14/2009) [-]

hah

#137 - YxXKiNGXxY (11/14/2009) [-]

I WAS THERE!

#169 to #137 - vampireragdoll (11/14/2009) [-]

So was I!

#124 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

i was givin a condom and sent out to play

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#127 to #124 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]

BABY R U DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNB