i hate it when this happens

I pulled a will once... but only cause i knew the only kid that didnt do it was a bitch named richie salen who was creeping out a girl I liked... i told him i did it because he was a bitch... then my friends went to his house, kidnapped him and duct taped him to a flagpole

"oh so did you do your homework?"

*puts on sunglasses"

"yeah its right here..."

*PUNCH WILL IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!!*

I used to be that kid, I used to ACTUALLY do my fucking work and try (Because my father hits hard) but I had and still do have a terrible memory, I can't keep track of something for long enough, and if I didn't turn it in that day, the teacher would more than likely see the mistake the next day....and I wouldn't have it and couldn't find it, work wasted.

So, all you youths of the present, you should really look at things in a better view, that kid that does that probably has it way worse off than you do, give him a fucking break, my dad had a short violent temper....and he wanted me to do my work....ruined my fucking childhood....barley had a friend till high school....now I am what you know me as today, a guy with a path

i hate teacher's pets soo much