On my way a lecture I saw a guy pinch the bum of a girl
waiting in line for the elevators. She turned round and he
realized that he didn' t actually know her. The look en his
face was priceless. IMM D.
I wanted to play some guitar hero with my boyfriend, so I
asked him (referring to the guitar) "Do you want the strap
en this time?" I didn' t realize what I had said until I saw
the leek of herrer and confusion en his face. IMMD
My nephew is patty training, so the other day I went with
him to the bathroom do Number 2. I noticed he was
grunting and pushing pretty hard so I told him, "If you
keep doing that yeu’ ll blow a gasket." No seiner had I
said this, he unleashed an incredible fart. He looked at
me with panic in his eyes and said, "I just blew a gasket! "
I went theough a ald’ s drive thm and said "I can 'ii....
has cheeseburger?” There was a pause befire I heard i,
Hem Hem Nom" en the ether end. IMMD