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THE PERFECT COUPLE

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once upon a time, a perm: man and a perm: woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their me together was, of
Course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perm: car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed
someone at the side Mine road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood santa Claus with a huge bundle Tito's. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perm: couple loaded
santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
The perfect woman survived. She' s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
thing as a perfect man.
women stop reading here, that is the end oldie joke.
Men keep scrolling"".
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, it you' re a woman and you' re reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen.
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Submitted: 11/12/2009
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#63 - Beastly **User deleted account** (11/13/2009) [+] (3 replies)
There's..... there's no such thing as Santa?..... FFFFUUUUUUU
#13 - Failtastic (11/12/2009) [+] (2 replies)
of course she doesn't listen cuz i still aint got my sammich!
#16 to #13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/12/2009) [-]
yeah, that's cause you never got a woman.
User avatar #134 - Monopolus (11/13/2009) [-]
LOL good Funnyjunk's coming back!
User avatar #226 - maddiee (11/16/2009) [+] (4 replies)
I am a girl and read it all, I'm tired of the whole 'women are useless' jokes or the 'women are stupid, etc.' jokes.
User avatar #228 to #226 - Nitro (11/16/2009) [-]
Since when did we get a computer in the kitchen.
User avatar #166 - xacox (11/13/2009) [+] (4 replies)
I got offended a little but then i am not a women! (yet)
User avatar #168 to #166 - Humpernickle (11/13/2009) [-]
we all knew u weren't a woman, cuz we can clearly see ur profile pic.. Ur a cat :)
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/12/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I'm a chick. And no matter what a girl tells you, we really DON'T listen. I dunno why. :/

Like, boyfriend told me not to go in his sock drawer...I went in his sock drawer. *shudder*
#108 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/13/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Clever, yeah, but sexist
#109 to #108 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/13/2009) [-]
sexist to both sides so who really cares ;D
#62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/13/2009) [-]
She couldnt of been a perfect woman .. she wansnt in the kitchen
#56 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/13/2009) [-]
LMAO...Awsome, a kick to both sexes in one joke. No such thing as a perfect man and women don't listen. Well, since you admitted there are no perfect men...or Santa...*cries*...I'll admit that I kept reading. XD Curse these womanly urges. If only I had listened I wouldn't have fallen into such a cliche.
#110 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/13/2009) [+] (1 reply)
What?!?! Santa isn't real?!?!?!?!
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/12/2009) [+] (1 reply)
how did the woman know how to start up the car in the first place
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/12/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Women can drive????!??!?!?
#195 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/14/2009) [+] (1 reply)
some men are real men... not douches who want to **** every chick in sight... Pure manhood = Real manhood

captcha: becky lol
User avatar #92 - crazyrandomguy (11/13/2009) [-]
no such thing as santa?!?!? sniffle* MOMMY!! sniffle*
#70 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/13/2009) [+] (1 reply)
******* stupid
#73 to #70 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/13/2009) [-]
no, you're a towel!
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/12/2009) [-]
Your right women do never listen.

I still found it funny as hell though, so Im glad I don't listen. ^_^
#173 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/13/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Id like to **** a pineapple
#79 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/13/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Thats stupid........and women can be perfect drivers just so u know......and if their isnt a perfect man, there can't be a perfect women. She wasnt perfect cuz she crashed the car.
#82 to #79 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/13/2009) [-]
you proved another point:

Women never shut up

now go make me a sammich
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/12/2009) [-]
true
#197 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/14/2009) [+] (7 replies)
I am female, but I didn't listen and read on, but because there was nothing to listen. Simply, it was written, not said. So, if it wasnt said, i didn't "not" listen, because there was nothing to listen to. So IT doesn't prove the point that women never listen. It does, how ever, proove women are perfect!

I love this joke!
User avatar #204 to #197 - systemofakornslip (11/14/2009) [-]
No, by "listening" it meant to "read" as you would "listen" to a text message. There is no such thing as the perfect woman either. So you can take back your "point", shut the **** up, and make me a goddamn sammich you bitch.
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