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THE PERFECT COUPLE

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once upon a time, a perm: man and a perm: woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their me together was, of
Course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perm: car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed
someone at the side Mine road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood santa Claus with a huge bundle Tito's. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perm: couple loaded
santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
The perfect woman survived. She' s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
thing as a perfect man.
women stop reading here, that is the end oldie joke.
Men keep scrolling"".
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, it you' re a woman and you' re reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen.
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Submitted: 11/12/2009
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#63 - Beastly **User deleted account** (11/13/2009) [+] (3 replies)
There's..... there's no such thing as Santa?..... FFFFUUUUUUU
User avatar #134 - Monopolus (11/13/2009) [-]
LOL good Funnyjunk's coming back!
User avatar #226 - maddiee (11/16/2009) [+] (4 replies)
I am a girl and read it all, I'm tired of the whole 'women are useless' jokes or the 'women are stupid, etc.' jokes.
User avatar #228 to #226 - Nitro (11/16/2009) [-]
Since when did we get a computer in the kitchen.
User avatar #166 - xacox (11/13/2009) [+] (4 replies)
I got offended a little but then i am not a women! (yet)
User avatar #168 to #166 - Humpernickle (11/13/2009) [-]
we all knew u weren't a woman, cuz we can clearly see ur profile pic.. Ur a cat :)
#13 - Failtastic (11/12/2009) [+] (2 replies)
of course she doesn't listen cuz i still aint got my sammich!
User avatar #92 - crazyrandomguy (11/13/2009) [-]
no such thing as santa?!?!? sniffle* MOMMY!! sniffle*
#197 - fefe (11/14/2009) [+] (7 replies)
I am female, but I didn't listen and read on, but because there was nothing to listen. Simply, it was written, not said. So, if it wasnt said, i didn't "not" listen, because there was nothing to listen to. So IT doesn't prove the point that women never listen. It does, how ever, proove women are perfect!

I love this joke!
User avatar #204 to #197 - systemofakornslip (11/14/2009) [-]
No, by "listening" it meant to "read" as you would "listen" to a text message. There is no such thing as the perfect woman either. So you can take back your "point", shut the **** up, and make me a goddamn sammich you bitch.
#4 - fefe (11/12/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Women can drive????!??!?!?
User avatar #8 to #4 - TheDeadPool (11/12/2009) [-]
when did that ******** happen?
User avatar #2 - silentwhim (11/12/2009) [-]
*clap*clap*
that was genius xD
User avatar #128 - CarbGuy (11/13/2009) [+] (2 replies)
friggin epic, man
moar liek this!!
User avatar #177 - joccobbin (11/13/2009) [-]
this is UBER WIN
User avatar #78 - TapOutFoxxx (11/13/2009) [+] (1 reply)
ROFL....

I kept reading down for both conclusions for this joke anyway so I don't have to look at just the woman's part of the joke.

Men are cruel when it comes to women driving...

although, I do suck at driving...
User avatar #52 - Keishawty (11/13/2009) [+] (6 replies)
Witch means this story cannot exist because if she crashed then she obviously wasn't perfect!
User avatar #218 - Skwisgaar Skwigelf (11/15/2009) [-]
damn i never listen
#89 - fefe (11/13/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I FOUND A PERFECT SHE COULD COOK CLEAN AND SUCK A GOOD DICK
User avatar #91 to #89 - Saundazzz (11/13/2009) [-]
and if she could just teach punctuation you'd be set!
#79 - fefe (11/13/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Thats stupid........and women can be perfect drivers just so u know......and if their isnt a perfect man, there can't be a perfect women. She wasnt perfect cuz she crashed the car.
User avatar #81 to #79 - Gerrish (11/13/2009) [-]
Schloooouoooooouooooo. That's you sucking the fun out of this joke.
User avatar #25 - Scout Compton (11/12/2009) [-]
well i guess i dont listen
User avatar #115 - MeepIsFloating (11/13/2009) [-]
LOL

Perfect women is a skizto, correct? What the **** else is she driving with people who don't exists? ._.
User avatar #104 - PigeonOnKrak (11/13/2009) [-]
That's just REALLY funny. I nearly lol'd HARD.
So clever
#20 - fefe (11/12/2009) [+] (3 replies)
PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE. 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF />
/> /> />URLIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS SO DONT STOP /> />
NOW!THIS /> /> IS SOOO SCARY.SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 pics IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSSHES NAMEWILL APPEAR /> ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!"
User avatar #24 to #20 - Nitsuin (11/12/2009) [-]
GTFO!!!!!!
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