COP JOKE. got this in my email---prepare to laugh. I KNOW YOU LOVE THIS ONE- WE ALL MET HIM !!!!!! RECTUM STRETCH ER While she was 'flying' dawn the read yester
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got this in my email---prepare to laugh

While she was 'flying' dawn the read yesterday, a woman passed ayer a bridge only ta find a
cop with a radar gun en the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her ayer, walked up ta the car, with that classic patronising smirk we all knew
and laye, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
Te which she replied, Tm late far wark. r
Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what day
I' m a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
A rectum stretcher!
And just what does a rectum stretcher day
Well,' she said, ‘I start by Inserting ene finger, then wed: my way up ta We fingers, then
three, then four, then with my whale hand in.
I wed: from side ta side until I can get bath hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch It,
until it' s. about
And just what the hell with a assholey he asked
mu gaye him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...’
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Leek en the Cap's Face ..... .. PRICELESS
Far eberything else, there' s MasterCard
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Submitted: 11/11/2009
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#2 - sadgirl **User deleted account** (11/11/2009) [-]
ooooh man! win, jack, win.
#1 - loke (11/11/2009) [-]
That's a classic! Thanks for the LOL!
User avatar #8 - vampireragdoll (11/12/2009) [-]
Ha! The smile on my face wouldn't go away for a whole six minutes :)
User avatar #18 - MUTHATRUCKA (11/12/2009) [-]
i am cosmo creamer, the ass man!
#7 - MUTHATRUCKA Comment deleted by JackSchidt [-]
User avatar #32 - SiameseElephant (11/13/2009) [-]
This is one of the few occasions when i ACTUALLY laughed out loud.
#31 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2009) [-]
#30 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2009) [-]
I read it 2 times, then I got it.
I'm slow xD
#21 - MisterObvious Comment deleted by JackSchidt [+] (7 replies)
#29 to #21 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2009) [-]
#20 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2009) [-]
thats the ****
#15 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2009) [-]
User avatar #12 - instalation (11/12/2009) [+] (4 replies)
sorry but i didnt find this funny. unless someone could explain the joke to me if i did not get it.
#19 to #12 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2009) [-]
its because the chicken wanted to get to the other side
#6 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2009) [-]
classic, this made my day..
#5 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2009) [+] (5 replies)
who said women didn't have a sense of humour
#4 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2009) [-]
this is the best ever XD it got me smilig like hells come loose , whit its rectums XD
#3 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2009) [-]
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