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RECTUM STRETCH ER
While she was 'flying' dawn the read yesterday, a woman passed ayer a bridge only ta find a
cop with a radar gun en the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her ayer, walked up ta the car, with that classic patronising smirk we all knew
and laye, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
Te which she replied, Tm late far wark. r
Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what day
I' m a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
A rectum stretcher!
And just what does a rectum stretcher day
Well,' she said, ‘I start by Inserting ene finger, then wed: my way up ta We fingers, then
three, then four, then with my whale hand in.
I wed: from side ta side until I can get bath hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch It,
until it' s. about
And just what the hell with a assholey he asked
mu gaye him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...’
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