SHE WAS SO BLONDE. . at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius". if she spoke her mind, she' d probably be speechless. i
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SHE WAS SO BLONDE

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at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius".
if she spoke her mind, she' d probably be speechless.
if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you' d get change back.
it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she got stabbed in a shootout.
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she sold the car for gas money.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she tried to drown a fish.
she tried to put Mike' s in alphabetical order.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
under "education" on her iob application, she pat "Booked On Phonics".
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
when she saw the "' {under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends
when she took yon to the airport and saw a sign that said "" she turned around and went home.
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Submitted: 11/10/2009
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#1 - sadgirl **User deleted account** (11/10/2009) [-]
why does a blond wear underwear?
to keep her ankles warm.

why was the blond fired from the m&m factory?
she threw out all of the w's
#3 - anonymous (11/11/2009) [-]
u can trip over a cordless phone!!!!
User avatar #2 - NEO (11/10/2009) [-]
it is actually possible to drown a fish...if you don't put a pumb in the tank it will drown the fish
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