MY GOD HAS A HAMMER

#38 - anonymous (08/13/2010) [-]

wait aint thor and odin just myth,s really i listen to gaundi

#41 to #38 - anonymous (03/31/2011) [-]

christianity is a myth too.

#37 - anonymous (06/02/2010) [-]

They follow something where they willingly accept a tyrant, "worship me or burn forever, P.S. I love you". Even if I cant convince a person of the logic that believing an invisible man lives in the sky that plotted your misery is insane, think of this... Why follow something that is constantly putting you down yet created you with what he put you down for. He is all good and loving yet allows his chosen to commit incest, rape, murder, theft. Also he lets his most loyal "servant" be tortured by killing his entire family and taking everything he has in the name of his own pride to prove to the devil hes that awesome. Oh and to prove to himself that he is that awesome he asks his servant to sacrifice his only child to him. YET HE KNOWS ALL!!

#44 to #37 - anonymous (09/12/2011) [-]

Document yourself. If you study the Bible historically objectively and the true message of it u will see that u are mistakend with ur words.

Plus, think about this: why follow what the Bible says? it saves u from some pretty bad trouble, if u analize everything of how a "real christian life is lived" u will know that christians live a pleasant, happy and in peace life.

Then again u must get close to the Bible to have the experience and undderstand it. Dont judge something u have not yet experienced. Its my advice to you :) And If you are going to make a comment, dont be anonymous, be yourself ;)

Estephania(coukldnt change the name uo there)

#42 to #37 - anonymous (04/17/2011) [-]

You are manipulating the bible content to look the worst possible. His servant didn't have to sacrifice his son and I suppose God wanted to show Abraham that he doesn't want children sacrifices. Some paganism religions all around were practicing children sacrifices, but Israeli didn't. Unless they were worshipping other gods.
You are liar. I'll rather trust in God than to a liar like you.

#46 to #42 - anonymous (12/17/2011) [-]

Which Pagan traditions were practicing child sacrifice? If you're going to make such an inflammatory claim out of the blue I'm sure you can give specifics... right? Also, you never told us why the poster above is a liar; you made a vague statement about manipulating the bible, but never gave an specific reason (besides opinion and speculation) that anything said was actually a lie. And by the way, if you're going to slur a religion you should learn to use the terminology correctly; Paganism is a noun, so there is no such thing as a :paganism religion." You may have been thinking of "paganistic religion," no?

#36 - anonymous (03/26/2010) [-]

Ahahaha... oh wow. The comments are hilarious (blinkshiteightytwo). Also, just to remind you Christians of your God's history: Jesus was a black Jew who believed in socialism and despised capitalism.

Basically, he was a dirty hippie pinko liberal among the Jews. Nuff said.

#35 - anonymous (03/18/2010) [-]

i love how some people think that every little thing that happens because of god, he doesnt do anything, if he did do something why does he let people be muderred, raped, and let people get sick, my point exactly

#32 - anonymous (12/14/2009) [-]

Christianity isn't believing that their god was nailed to a cross...Jesus is not God!! I'm Atheist and I understand that!

#43 to #32 - anonymous (07/08/2011) [-]

actually according to christianity, jesus is one of the three aspects of god, part of the "trinity," who came to us in a human body. but really it's just a load of bull, the whole "reincarnation" thing just means you worship a zombie

#40 to #32 - anonymous (02/23/2011) [-]

Well, Tor is the son of Odin, so you can say it like this:
The son of my god has a hammer. The son of yours was nailed to a cross.

#45 to #40 - anonymous (11/30/2011) [-]

Tor is also a god and the beauty of pagan pantheons is you get to choose your personal #1 from a varying set.

#28 - anonymous (11/16/2009) [-]

Why do people feel the need to force their religion on other people? This is a question that I have been pondering since I was a young boy.

I am an atheist. Now, you don't see us (other non-believers) trying to convert you, do you? No. Now why is that?

Oh, right! Because we don't need an excuse for why things happen. And we don't need a crutch when we feel bad. We accept it.

Get over yourselves. If you truly believe that your god will let you into heaven after the way you have lived your life and treated other people, then I don't want to be a part of your religion.

I have lived my life "better" than most christians I know. If there is a heaven, I know I will be allowed in.

#30 to #28 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]

thank you some one else with sense except on last part if there is a heaven i know im goin straight to hell lol and not cuz im an atheist

#31 to #30 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]

true true...haha

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#27 - anonymous (11/12/2009) [-]

My God is real your got is mythical

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#29 to #27 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]

lol they're both mythical stupid

captcha:aides

#33 to #29 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]

You, good sir have just gained my approval for a win on your part

#22 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]

Thor's got a hammer but Odin has a big sword, a spear and an eight legged horse that runs on air, water and land. He's also the chief of the Norse gods.

#26 to #22 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]

And a pet birdie

#21 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]

HELL YAH but greek mythology is better than norse mythology

#20 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]

ALL Right here we go. in Christianity or God has a son and his name is Jesus. Jesus was nailed to the cross. BUT Jesus WAS God as well. the only way he can show himself to mortals without killing them is through a human body. God is all three: The Father The son And The Holy Spirit.
Oh and all you who make fun of God and his 'son' Jesus Christ.
have fun in HELL
i'll pray for all you.
CAPTCHA: FAITH

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#25 to #20 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]

You totally rock dude, hope I see you in Heaven!

#23 to #20 - Karmine (11/10/2009) [-]

but he doesnt have a hammer

and if you are going to go to heaven when you die
why dont you kill yourself right now..?

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#24 to #23 - THE Parr (11/10/2009) [-]

you must be a dumbass... comiting suicide is a sin that sends you to hell

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#17 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]

Jesus was the son of God. If you want to talk religion, actually know the topic.

#13 - HORNYJESUS (11/10/2009) [-]

RELIGION LIES TO CHILDREN

#19 to #13 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]

religion lies to everyone dude just like the goverment where have u been? lol

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#12 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]

way to take your pic from a video game
(Age of mythology)

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#9 - pizzabob (11/10/2009) [-]

STOP

hammertime

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#16 to #9 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]

NAAA NA NA NA... NA NA.... NA NA... HAMMERTIME!!

#6 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]

thats the way of sheep, having your "saviour" to"die" for your sins...what a weak subversive religion....a warrior will do what he must himself & carries his burdens on his own strong shoulders

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#4 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]

my God rose back to life... any questions?

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#14 to #4 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]

and.. wheres your "god" now? he needs to be reattacked to a fucking cross

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#18 to #14 - blinkoneeightytwo (11/10/2009) [-]

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS THAT WAS JESUS THAT WAS NAILED TO THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS, OUR GOD, IS THE CREATOR OF THIS FUCKING WORLD, AND YOUR GOD HAS A HAMMER, BUT MY GOD CREATED THIS UNIVERSE

any questions?

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#11 to #4 - SkriblZz (11/10/2009) [-]

Yeah, too bad that your God never existed, huh! Seriously people, we have information distributed across the internet for a reason.

#8 to #4 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]

your "god" is a product of mass obedience & dogma....no room there for thinking for yourself....dont question anything or you'll go to hell....believe blindly what you're told...shut-the-fuck-up and go make me a sammich bitch!!!

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#7 to #4 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]

Is Your god Jesus? Learn your religion Before you Speak as well for #3 Asgard is Heaven and Hel or Niflheim is Hell learn your Norse as well

#2 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]

If thats your god then go die in battle to get in ValHalla... thats the only way you can get into heaven you Norse Bastard

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#3 to #2 - DaFish (11/10/2009) [-]

The Norse Heaven is actually called Asgard.
Valhalla is like the Norse Hell.

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#5 to #3 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]

Well ValHalla is actually a Great Hall Located in Asgard for the Most greatest Warriors

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#10 to #5 - DaFish (11/10/2009) [-]

Hmm, alright I got served, I admit that.

Well played anon #5.

#15 to #10 - yoman (11/10/2009) [-]

respect

#1 - blinkoneeightytwo (11/09/2009) [-]

actually jesus was gods sun, therefore my god was not nailed to a cross his son was, because he died for our sins, try again

#34 to #1 - anonymous (02/22/2010) [-]

Thor was the son of Odin, the primary figure of Norse mythology. So more accurately the poster would say "My god's son..." and "Your god's son..." etc. It's still a nice parallel structure. :)