MY GOD HAS A HAMMER. . CHRISTIANITY My god has a hammer, your god was nailed to a cross. Any questions'?. STOP hammertime
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My god has a hammer, your god was nailed to a cross. Any
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Submitted: 11/09/2009
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#9 - pizzabob (11/10/2009) [+] (1 reply)

#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/10/2009) [+] (4 replies)
If thats your god then go die in battle to get in ValHalla... thats the only way you can get into heaven you Norse Bastard
#5 to #3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/10/2009) [-]
Well ValHalla is actually a Great Hall Located in Asgard for the Most greatest Warriors
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/10/2009) [+] (5 replies)
my God rose back to life... any questions?
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/12/2009) [+] (2 replies)
My God is real your got is mythical
#29 to #27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/29/2009) [-]
lol they're both mythical stupid

#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/10/2009) [-]
Jesus was the son of God. If you want to talk religion, actually know the topic.
#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
wait aint thor and odin just myth,s really i listen to gaundi
#41 to #38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/31/2011) [-]
christianity is a myth too.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/10/2009) [-]
way to take your pic from a video game
(Age of mythology)
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/14/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Christianity isn't believing that their god was nailed to a cross...Jesus is not God!! I'm Atheist and I understand that!
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/16/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Why do people feel the need to force their religion on other people? This is a question that I have been pondering since I was a young boy.

I am an atheist. Now, you don't see us (other non-believers) trying to convert you, do you? No. Now why is that?

Oh, right! Because we don't need an excuse for why things happen. And we don't need a crutch when we feel bad. We accept it.

Get over yourselves. If you truly believe that your god will let you into heaven after the way you have lived your life and treated other people, then I don't want to be a part of your religion.

I have lived my life "better" than most christians I know. If there is a heaven, I know I will be allowed in.
#13 - HORNYJESUS (11/10/2009) [+] (1 reply)
#19 to #13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/10/2009) [-]
religion lies to everyone dude just like the goverment where have u been? lol
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2010) [+] (4 replies)
They follow something where they willingly accept a tyrant, "worship me or burn forever, P.S. I love you". Even if I cant convince a person of the logic that believing an invisible man lives in the sky that plotted your misery is insane, think of this... Why follow something that is constantly putting you down yet created you with what he put you down for. He is all good and loving yet allows his chosen to commit incest, rape, murder, theft. Also he lets his most loyal "servant" be tortured by killing his entire family and taking everything he has in the name of his own pride to prove to the devil hes that awesome. Oh and to prove to himself that he is that awesome he asks his servant to sacrifice his only child to him. YET HE KNOWS ALL!!
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/26/2010) [-]
Ahahaha... oh wow. The comments are hilarious ( ****************** ). Also, just to remind you Christians of your God's history: Jesus was a black Jew who believed in socialism and despised capitalism.

Basically, he was a dirty hippie pinko liberal among the Jews. Nuff said.
#22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/10/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Thor's got a hammer but Odin has a big sword, a spear and an eight legged horse that runs on air, water and land. He's also the chief of the Norse gods.
#26 to #22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/10/2009) [-]
And a pet birdie
User avatar #1 - blinkoneeightytwo (11/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
actually jesus was gods sun, therefore my god was not nailed to a cross his son was, because he died for our sins, try again
#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i love how some people think that every little thing that happens because of god, he doesnt do anything, if he did do something why does he let people be muderred, raped, and let people get sick, my point exactly
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/10/2009) [+] (3 replies)
ALL Right here we go. in Christianity or God has a son and his name is Jesus. Jesus was nailed to the cross. BUT Jesus WAS God as well. the only way he can show himself to mortals without killing them is through a human body. God is all three: The Father The son And The Holy Spirit.
Oh and all you who make fun of God and his 'son' Jesus Christ.
have fun in HELL
i'll pray for all you.
User avatar #23 to #20 - Karmine (11/10/2009) [-]
but he doesnt have a hammer

and if you are going to go to heaven when you die
why dont you kill yourself right now..?
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/10/2009) [-]
HELL YAH but greek mythology is better than norse mythology
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/10/2009) [-]
thats the way of sheep, having your "saviour" to"die" for your sins...what a weak subversive religion....a warrior will do what he must himself & carries his burdens on his own strong shoulders

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