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Submitted: 02/19/2009
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#232 - anonymous (02/17/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris laughs at all your pitiful attempts to make fake fact jokes about him....
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#231 - anonymous (02/15/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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#228 - anonymous (07/01/2009) [-]
it was a bit more than a bunch, more like millions or something like that
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User avatar #225 - cooljoe (06/22/2009) [-]
you dont find chuck noriss chuck noriss finds you
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#226 to #225 - anonymous (06/22/2009) [-]
when chuck noris does a pushup he dosent push up, he pushes the world down
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#224 - anonymous (06/17/2009) [-]
CHUCK SUCKS captcha lykes
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User avatar #222 - Azzoid (06/12/2009) [-]
The day when chuck norris dies will make me laugh because that will be the day chuck norris gets beat by death
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#227 to #222 - anonymous (06/29/2009) [-]
chuck norris died 30 years ago deaths just afraid to go get him
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#221 - anonymous (06/08/2009) [-]
chuck norris can't look into a mirror without it breaking. the last place you want to be is between two chucks...
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#218 - anonymous (06/02/2009) [-]
one time, chuck norris ate a turtle. when he shat it out, it was six feet tall and knew karate. we know it now as michaelangelo
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#219 to #218 - anonymous (06/02/2009) [-]
dumbfuck its, "TMNT was based on a true story, Chuck Norris once ate turtles, the next day he shit them out, they were six feet tall and knew karate"
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#214 - anonymous (05/22/2009) [-]
chuck norris sux
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#223 to #214 - anonymous (06/14/2009) [-]
I'd like to see that happen douchebag! Chuck would kick ANYBODY'S ass!
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#220 to #214 - anonymous (06/04/2009) [-]
Chuck Norris can't even take down John Wayne cause he is the first cowboy/hero and he is faster with a gun then anyone! Also Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris's ass!
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#217 to #214 - anonymous (05/30/2009) [-]
he kill you
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#215 to #214 - anonymous (05/23/2009) [-]
chuck is the man!
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#213 - anonymous (05/21/2009) [-]
chuck norris doesn't teabag he potato sacks
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#212 - anonymous (05/20/2009) [-]
chuck norris can divide by zero
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#211 - cyclonicterror (05/19/2009) [-]
When Chuck Norris peels onions, the onions cry.
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#210 - anonymous (05/17/2009) [-]
once chuck norris masturbated into an eightteen wheelers engine block, and that is what we now call optimus prime.
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#208 - anonymous (05/10/2009) [-]
once a knife went flying and stabbed chuck norris in the stomach. After 6 hours of excruciating pain, the knife died.
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#216 to #208 - anonymous (05/24/2009) [-]
A snake once bit Chuck NOrris, after hours of horrible suffering, the snake finally died.
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#209 to #208 - anonymous (05/14/2009) [-]
LMFAO THATS HILARIOUS
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#207 - biske the beast (05/08/2009) [-]
give me a thumbs up if you like chuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#206 - anonymous (05/08/2009) [-]
when chuck norris goes to the toilet he takes a baseball bat with him, in case he craps out a tiger and has to beat it to death.
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#205 - anonymous (05/06/2009) [-]
chuck norris can squeeze the lemon juice out of a orange (CAPTCHA HITCH)
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#203 - cazmiko (05/03/2009) [-]
chuck norris once round house kicked a horse in the chin. we now call its decendants: giraffes
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#204 to #203 - anonymous (05/04/2009) [-]
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f**k down. Once, Chock Norris went to the Virgin Islands; now they're just the islands.
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#201 - anonymous (04/29/2009) [-]
chuck norris once spit on a man...we now call this man superman...
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#200 - anonymous (04/25/2009) [-]
lol i did the, !!!!1!!one, thing before that dude
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