CHUCK NORRIS LIE!. This is a lie, and you all know it! Haha, hope you enjoyed! <br /> . l "When Chuck Norris falls in water, f Chuck Norris doesn' t get w chuck norris lie


This is a lie, and you all know it! Haha, hope you enjoyed! <br />

l "When Chuck Norris falls in water,
f Chuck Norris doesn' t get wet, the
I water gets Chuck Norris."
This post is nothing but a lie.
We all know that Chuck Norris never
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Submitted: 11/08/2009
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User avatar #152 - NinjaSayWhat (11/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Chuck Norris cried once, brought a puppy back to life.
User avatar #1 - ThePhilosopher (11/08/2009) [-]
Chuck Norris once owned his own toilet paper company. It didn't last long though--Chuck doesn't take **** from anybody...
User avatar #68 - Tyranitar (11/09/2009) [-]
Leonidas confronted the Persians with 300 soldiers, and lost. Chuck Norris confronted them with 2 soldiers, his left and right foot. The Persians were never seen again.
User avatar #33 - Shiny ONLINE (11/08/2009) [-]
When Chuck Norris posts a picture on Funnyjunk and asks for thumbs up, people don't bitch about it.
#151 - anonymous (11/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one who notices that Chuck Norris is staring STRAIGHT AT ME in the picture on this post?
User avatar #153 to #151 - waus (11/09/2009) [-]
Not at you, through you..
#131 - anonymous (11/09/2009) [+] (18 replies)
chuck norris is a pussy- Steven Seagal and Jackie Chan both could rip him a new asshole! 4 SURE!
#137 to #135 - JEllery (11/09/2009) [-]
Yeah... that'd end the violence.
User avatar #98 - EightySix (11/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
careful guys,he has a fist under his beard
#120 - FunnyFatFvcker (11/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
chuck norris watched all the videos in youtube.... 4 times
#183 - DestinyDestroyer (11/10/2009) [-]
Chuck Norris has only cried once in history. The only survivors were some animals and some dude named Noah.
#109 - anonymous (11/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
chuck norris masterbates to UFC
User avatar #110 to #109 - SammichMakerLady (11/09/2009) [-]
Yea, I bet you wish you could dive into a crowd of buff guys too.
#30 - anonymous (11/08/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Chuck Norris is a flaming homosexual.
User avatar #35 to #30 - McCauleyc (11/08/2009) [-]
your family is a bunch of flaming INBRED homosexuals
#40 - lulzmetron **User deleted account** (11/08/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I'm hoping to the Good Lord he doesn't trip one of these days. Because if he does, Then I believe the universe will collapse upon itself due to the laws of physics being broken in every possible way.
User avatar #126 - bownmiestro (11/09/2009) [-]
jesus can walk on water....... so what, chuck norris can swim through land
User avatar #62 - AdmiralAckbar (11/08/2009) [-]
#195 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (11/11/2009) [-]
In every scientific law that states that something is impossible, they used to always add "Except for Chuck Norris." They stopped adding it because it's basically common sense.
#42 - yoshimyass **User deleted account** (11/08/2009) [+] (6 replies)
#49 to #43 - yoshimyass **User deleted account** (11/08/2009) [-]
#39 - gwavofj (11/08/2009) [+] (1 reply)
hell chuck norris can divide by zero
he can count to infinity twice
**** he once was refused a big mac at wendys so he round house kicked it in to a kfc
he could love kfc more than every black person on the globe
#22 - anonymous (11/08/2009) [+] (2 replies)
chuck norris sucks black cock.....faggot
User avatar #32 to #22 - Vegeto (11/08/2009) [-]
you are not even worthy to stare at chuck norris's cock.....Faggot
User avatar #197 - Holly Peppermint (11/11/2009) [-]
Chuck Norris once owned his own toilet paper company. It didn't last long, though. Chuck Norris doesn't take **** from anybody. *Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. * Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. *If you play stairway to heaven backwards you can hear Chuck Norris banging your sister. *Every month, Chuck Norris swiftly and discreetly sleeps with every woman on the planet. As a result, they all bleed for a week. *When Chuck Norris posts a picture on FunnyJunk and asks for a thumbs up, people don't bitch about it.

If you thumbs down this picture, Chuck Norris will leap through a window and roundhouse kick you in the face. But he won't tea bag you.


Because Chuc
User avatar #47 - itz that guy (11/08/2009) [+] (1 reply)
chuck norris never lies, he has people to do that for him
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