CHUCK NORRIS LIE!. This is a lie, and you all know it! Haha, hope you enjoyed! <br /> . l "When Chuck Norris falls in water, f Chuck Norris doesn' t get w
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CHUCK NORRIS LIE!

This is a lie, and you all know it! Haha, hope you enjoyed! <br />

l "When Chuck Norris falls in water,
f Chuck Norris doesn' t get wet, the
I water gets Chuck Norris."
This post is nothing but a lie.
We all know that Chuck Norris never
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Submitted: 11/08/2009
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#115 - anonymous (11/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
chuck norris can beat halo 3 on legendary... with a guitar hero controller
User avatar #152 - NinjaSayWhat (11/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Chuck Norris cried once, brought a puppy back to life.
#131 - anonymous (11/09/2009) [+] (18 replies)
chuck norris is a pussy- Steven Seagal and Jackie Chan both could rip him a new asshole! 4 SURE!
#133 to #131 - anonymous (11/09/2009) [-]
to bad jackie chan is a comedian now and that steven seagal punches people in the dick to get them to the ground
#30 - anonymous (11/08/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Chuck Norris is a flaming homosexual.
#36 to #30 - anonymous (11/08/2009) [-]
IF he was one, being a flaming homosexuals wouldn't be a bad thing.
User avatar #1 - ThePhilosopher (11/08/2009) [-]
Chuck Norris once owned his own toilet paper company. It didn't last long though--Chuck doesn't take shit from anybody...
User avatar #68 - Tyranitar (11/09/2009) [-]
Leonidas confronted the Persians with 300 soldiers, and lost. Chuck Norris confronted them with 2 soldiers, his left and right foot. The Persians were never seen again.
#13 - anonymous (11/08/2009) [-]
When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said "Holy shit, that's Chuck Norris," and immediately had sex with him. That was the third woman Chuck had slept with.
#12 - anonymous (11/08/2009) [-]
chuck norris lost his virginity befor his dad
User avatar #33 - Shiny (11/08/2009) [-]
When Chuck Norris posts a picture on Funnyjunk and asks for thumbs up, people don't bitch about it.
#147 - anonymous (11/09/2009) [-]
there is no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures that chuck norris allows to live
#64 - anonymous (11/08/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Chuck Norris wasn't pushed out of the womb, he punched his way out. No wait, He was created by god. O no, Chuck Norris created God and everything else. So how was he created? Big Bang Theory? O wait, that was just the time when Chuck banged your mom.
#27 - anonymous (11/08/2009) [-]
This weekend was the best-my sister's friend's friend met chuck in a bookstore!! im actually serious.
#34 - anonymous (11/08/2009) [-]
All new-born babies cry when they are born, because they've enter the world of Chuck Norris.
#125 - anonymous (11/09/2009) [-]
Chuck Norris is so badass, the TV watches him
#121 - anonymous (11/09/2009) [-]
Chuck Norris once went to The Virgin Islands,

When he came back, they were just The Islands.
#151 - anonymous (11/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one who notices that Chuck Norris is staring STRAIGHT AT ME in the picture on this post?
User avatar #153 to #151 - waus (11/09/2009) [-]
Not at you, through you..
User avatar #98 - EightySix (11/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
careful guys,he has a fist under his beard
#48 - anonymous (11/08/2009) [-]
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
#120 - FunnyFatFvcker (11/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
chuck norris watched all the videos in youtube.... 4 times
#66 - anonymous (11/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
chuck norris was challenged to eat 64 ounces of steak in one hour. he spent the remaining 45 minutes banging the waitress. captcha: staff. exactly.
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