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Views: 17148 Favorited: 19 Submitted: 11/07/2009

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#71 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
I'm the fatness that rules your mind
ROFLMAO lets toss doughnuts at her and see if she reacts.
*snickers*
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#72 to #71 - anonymous (11/10/2009)
what is dat site caleed
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User avatar #73 to #72 - The Unheard (01/10/2010)
you have a deathwish, I see. Just remember that what is seen cannot be unseen

4chan dot org
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#70 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
i just wana slap that bitch in the face and say what happened ur friend choclate and realy oily butter. wtf is with the eye liner black makes her look like a mime expet when she has the "tears of blood stream down her wrist"
from sir,
loose the make up and some fucking weight!!!!!!!!!
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#68 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
So Funny ill be in the kitchen making sandwiches for everyone
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#67 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
the comments on this are great, it was almost better than the repost! I laugh at this shit, I was suicidal and now I laugh about that because i was pathetic and needed to shut the fuck up, and sometimes rainbows and bunnies are funny...I like cake, but not as much as this chick
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#66 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN! I can't even tell you how many people I have sent this to.
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#64 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
shhh! shh! don't scare it away. that's a gothapotamus. they're rare in this area. let's get a closer look, but don't get too close. they eat anything and everything. we may even get to hear it's trademark bitching about life and everything else.
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#63 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
Is that Rosie O'donnell?
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#62 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
I know this is a repost, but it's still so damn funny! xD

Captha: vital.
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User avatar #60 - theinsd (11/08/2009)
lol omg i wanna see the replies to that
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#58 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
The poem wasn't even good.
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#56 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
best part was
(chomp)
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#52 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
MAN THE HARPOONS!
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#55 to #52 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
tell the japanese we have a better way to get whale meat
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#57 to #55 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
Well said, anon, well said.
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#48 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
ya, she's over weight and weird. doesn't mean that you can fuck up her personal poetry, man... anyone that laughs at this is immature...
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#65 to #48 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
hey.
feminist.
get back in the fucking kitchen.
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#59 to #48 - daddy no (11/08/2009)
she was asking for it. come on its funny lmao
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#54 to #48 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
HAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY
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#43 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
thats mean that anyone would think to change who she is, she is who she wants to be so leave her alone that is not funny its mean dont be mean be nice and make friends otherwise people wont want to be your friend and everyone wants to have friends that are nice to make a better community to live in so please be nice
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#50 to #43 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
to #43 sure mutual respect is great, but really if you wanna post about your problems, your a complete retard for going to /b/
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#53 to #50 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
Epic win
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#45 to #43 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
You fail at interpretating pathetic poetry. Her symbology refers to herself as being unable to reach out to others and others reaching out to her. Leaving her along is whats killing her on the inside, she doesn't want to be this way no one does. So she has no choice but to blame this on others and claim a false sense of superiority popular amongst the "goth".
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#46 to #45 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
43, your obviously a chick . get your own damn sight where you laugh at the bunnies and rainbows, while we laugh at fat emos and bitches like you.
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#49 to #46 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
You obviously still need development so I'll spare the remarks. No, I'm not a chick. No, I don't go to sites to laugh at rainbows or bunnies. On the contrary, I'm a horror film fanatic. It doesn't take a whole lot of thought to interpret her poetry. And no, I'm not a fat emo bitch but it wouldn't matter to you because you have your mind set. So go get your fucking facts straight before you start making conjectures.
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#61 to #49 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
You're obviously a fat emo bitch
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#44 to #43 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
youre a dick
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#41 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
(on yahoo the next morning)
"Overweight emo hangs herself after receiving a reply from 4chan.
Here's a comment from her mother: 'Jesus! Must've been a strong rope!'
This is why, yet again, fat emos really shouldn't crap about on 4chan."
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#69 to #41 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
a million thumbs up my friend
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#51 to #41 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
Your comment was absolute WIN.

' 'Jesus! Must've been a strong rope!' ' HAHAHAHA
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#39 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
who cares if this is a repost its STILL funny as hell
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#38 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
I couldnt stop peeing after "I am the fatness that rules your mind"
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#37 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Lol. And It's still fucking funny!. xD
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#35 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
JESUS CHRIST, STOP fucking complaining about wanting to commit suicide and just fucking DO IT ALREADY!! Here are some tips:
1: Pills are the simplest, but use a good sedative, because an overdose of Acetaminophen will just kill your liver and kidneys, it will take days of pain to die
2: wrist slitting is painful, and pain tends to override depression, you might not want to go through with it any more.
3: You don't have the guts to jump
4: be sure to aim up and back with the gun in your mouth, if you blow out your frontal lobe you will actually survive till you bleed out.
5: it takes longer to suffocate than you think

Have fun!!!! Remember, if at first you don't succeed, try try again
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#42 to #35 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
easiest ways to commit suicide
1. Go as far as you can in the middle of the desert= The forces of nature will take care of you when you attempt to get back.
2. Go to your local shooting range and disobey every safety rule= Darwin will strike again.
3. Go on a drinking spree at the beach, and don't stop drinking until you see rosey hot= They said you died drowning going after a whale.
4. And finally the most easiest and funnest way to die, dress yourself up as the kool aid guy, and bash your body through the wall of a dangerous gangsters house screaming "Ohhh yeahhh"
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#47 to #42 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Sorry, but both of you are wrong if you are talking about her. Her fat would let her survive without a heart or brain for at least a week or two.
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User avatar #34 - okpeoples (11/07/2009)
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#40 to #34 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Man, shut up.
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