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The World Without Sex

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User avatar #57 - DrollHumor (11/07/2009)
So in theory... if a man is deprived of sex he will turn to other means of entertainment in between games and become somewhat of a smart being? .......Nah... he'd just jerk off...
#60 to #57 - anonymous (11/08/2009)
To what?
#45 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
i love how the couple is interracial
User avatar #59 to #45 - abeautifulmess (11/07/2009)
That's because, according to some black guys I know, "white girls are the shit"
#52 to #45 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
ik like it too im black and my GF is white :)
lol capacha:juliz
#56 to #52 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
niggers "muh-diking" sum whyte wimminez.
#51 to #45 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
it reminds me of the couple on Lakeview Terrace
#41 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
I bet if we all got our horny asses out from under the bedsheets, we would start inventing all kinds of badass machines and stuff.
captcha code: kevin kevin needs to stop getting BJ's, and start inventing the next generation of robots or something...
User avatar #53 to #41 - Hank Hillgasm (11/07/2009)
... that's what the picture was about, I tell you what.
User avatar #58 to #53 - PrimeTimeCigarillo (11/07/2009)
So I heard you sell propane and propane accessories?
#55 to #53 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
SO I HERD U LIEK PROPANE?
#50 to #41 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
hey fuck u! my name is kevin! not kidding
#47 to #41 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
I bet my captcha code that your still a virgin... and wtf captcha is pussy... screenshotted.
User avatar #40 - laspussy (11/07/2009)
that just cruel get rid of sex
#39 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Well, that was an epic fail on the Suns part
#35 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
we wouldnt need women to repopulate we would be soo far in science that we could just easy bake kids nad save many vaginas from stretching
#43 to #35 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
What will cooking baby goats solve?
#48 to #43 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
...What the fuck WON'T it solve?
#36 to #35 - MoooP (11/07/2009)
"bake kids"? O.o
#33 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Satan is the best friend that churches have had for centuries.......without him, what would the Christians bitch about?.......captcha: scamp
#61 to #33 - anonymous (11/18/2009)
Christians wouldnt bitch. and they dont hate anybody. if they do, they're hypocrites.
User avatar #38 to #33 - satanisthesavior (11/07/2009)
I know, right?
#42 to #38 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
abortion?
buddha?
#44 to #42 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
The atheists. Christians hate them.
User avatar #49 to #44 - KingShooey (11/07/2009)
Everything being a sin. Nothing would change.
#27 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
we'd build interdimensional fighter planes, go to heaven and shoot at everyone for God daring to withdraw that from us?

interesting, and makes for some great funny junk.
User avatar #25 - AdmiralAckbar (11/07/2009)
Without religion, we wouldn't have anything to believe in.
Millions of people need religion.
Religion fucks the world, but it gives us hope and sometimes peace.

Im an atheist.
Just saying..

#54 to #25 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Religion was made to control man with the use of 'fear of God'.
Many religions contradict themselves and are hyprocritic, but hey, without religion, we wouldn't have this awesomely cool comic! =D
#46 to #25 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
i respect that people have their religons itsb just some of teh rules these people come up with just dont make sense
#32 to #25 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
makes people prejudiced too...
#37 to #32 - godblessamerica (11/07/2009)
all star fighters aim for admiral ackbars bridge *pew pew pew* weve got him yes god: "oh heres a cookie" me: "yes he was dirty athiest"

captcha:wafer
#30 to #25 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
You are amazing, literally, being open-minded and understanding without being judgmental. (I don't know how else to word it, but you get what I mean) *gives cookie*
#31 to #30 - Skgenius (11/07/2009)
LOL
#28 to #25 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
ditto
#20 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
hey #17... shut the f*** up okay
#17 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
albert einstein once said "science without religon is lame, religon without science is blind" we could all learn a lesson from this
#21 to #17 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
so you're saying we should use science to become God and ultimately live forever?

Genius!
User avatar #19 to #17 - FAISCISTBUG (11/07/2009)
this albert enstien sounds like an intelligent guy
#15 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
yeah if cristianity was never here we would be like 1000 years in the future or somthing like that
#34 to #15 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
oh thats original. you didn't steal that from Family Guy at all...

captcha - flame lol!
#29 to #15 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
no we'd be were we are now because theres dumbasses like you stupid enough to believe that. You blame religion for all of your's and the world's problems, but you don't do shit to solve them. Not to mention, if the crusades didnt happen, people would have just found something else to fight about. thats just how humans are. we fight, we do stupid shit, we blame others for our problems even if the fault is our own, but we do nothing to change it. So in reality, dumbfucks like you hurt more than help, you bar people from working together and helping each other, just because they believe something you don't. Why can't their be no such thing as prejudice? This is one of the main problems with the world, not religion. Open your eyes, people.
#26 to #15 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
its true, but we would have to get rid of ALL religions or atleast leave one religion! the reason is because most people are to busy fighting each other over sumthin childish because of religion that we dont look to the future in creating a better world...this world blows...
#18 to #15 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Mainly because, ironically, there would have been peace and advancement in place of those god-damn stupid crusades.
#16 to #15 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
that is so true!!!!!!!!!
#14 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
without Christianity, we be exploring the galaxy by now
User avatar #10 - numbierwun (11/07/2009)
Science would be a lot farther ahead if we got rid of religion.
#23 to #10 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
I LOVE UR PIC

CAPTCH-> ERECTOR
#11 to #10 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
I agree
#12 to #11 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
And yet his profile picture is Jesus
#13 to #12 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
flipping the bird
#8 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
what about 200 years later? theres nothing...
#22 to #8 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
While attacking heaven we make God bring back sex.

200 years later we have been controlling the universe for the past 200 years.

#6 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
First of all, let's just leave the joke as is. It's funny... something you don't see much of on this site. And 2, "To dissect humor, is to ruin it completely." Lastly one is "Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people." So STFU and just laugh jackasses!
#1 - anonymous (11/06/2009)
lol. but how do you eliminate sex? glue their things together? 0_o
#4 to #1 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
naw, man, you make them magnetic negatives, so they repel each other.
#5 to #4 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
But that would cause the whole world to be gay.
#7 to #5 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
no, the negatives would repel all negatives. if every one is negative, there ain't no sex going on anywhere. bummer.
#9 to #7 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
You guys have made me lose all faith in humanity.
#24 to #9 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Then humanity would become extinct, because there would be no women
#3 to #1 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
make all peaple all over like worms or slugs?
#2 to #1 - StillJolly (11/07/2009)
maybe make the dick and vagina......and ass lol have no feeling at all lol

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