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Finding A Husband

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Views: 30839 Favorited: 48 Submitted: 11/06/2009

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#97 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Lol I'm a chick and even I agree!
#93 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
If the first floor were men with chocolate dicks that cum money they'd stay for the hell of it
#95 to #93 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Thats called black people ;)
#100 to #95 - anonymous (11/10/2009)
Money? Are you sure you are thinking of black people?
#92 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Sexism just falls behind fat people getting hurt on the funny topics chart
#91 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
this shit should be top ranked...
#88 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Its amazing how green paper and holes with a little pink spot inside can complete a mans life.
#84 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
All those men love kids? Pedophiles. .
#82 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
FAIL yeah its funny but the one on [url deleted] is a lot better
#78 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
I have dysmenorrhea!!!!
#89 to #78 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
I have DIARREHIA!
#71 - Emseeem (11/07/2009)
I wouldn't say the woman wasn't happy with what she had, but that she just wanted to know what the next step-up was.
#80 to #71 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
curiosity killed the cat
#81 to #80 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Curiousity also led to every form of technological improvement known to all of man-kind.
#87 to #81 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Ooooooh verbal headlock
#70 - bullache (11/07/2009)
does anybody know where that wife store is located?
#66 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
So true. If she says "Clean the dishes." She actually means by a new Dishwasher...
#94 to #66 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
I can tell you now, your mom's basement isn't even close.
#64 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Third floor better read
"Love sex, have money, and make sandmiches"
xD
#90 to #64 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
lines are fun!!!!
#96 to #90 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Epic fail
#67 to #64 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
u misspelt sammich
#68 to #67 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
you,are a failure
User avatar #72 to #68 - Funnypics (11/07/2009)
I wonder how far this purple line will go?
#73 to #72 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
who knows...
#74 to #73 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
I don't O,o
#101 to #74 - anonymous (11/14/2009)
omg when will it stop
#98 to #74 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
GO GO GO! learn to be free, purple line!!!!!!!!
#86 to #74 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
keep the line goin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#85 to #74 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
purple!
#83 to #74 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
FOR GLORY AND CONQUEST!!
#79 to #74 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
I like Chicken
#77 to #74 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
to china
#76 to #74 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
you dont?
#75 to #74 - xanatos (11/07/2009)
the third floor was destroyed
#63 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
epic failure
#62 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
I'm skipping the goddamn 2nd floor, but the 3rd floor better fucking read:
"Loves sex, has money, and will do whatever the hell I want"
User avatar #61 - MusicalNotes (11/07/2009)
lool put that on my facebook
#60 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
LOL
#59 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
wow so after reading previous comments i have learned that funnyjunk is extremely sexist. seriously people?
#69 to #59 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Sexism is fun!
#52 - Ddogg (11/07/2009)
WOOT!
User avatar #50 - hawkdude (11/07/2009)
I gotta say, I'd never make it to the second floor of the wife store...
#47 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
lol so true...
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