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A Scorpion and a Frog

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A Scorpion and a Frog.
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#52 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
this is from a turkish folktale. Megadeth (a kick ass band) made a song about it called the scorpion
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#51 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
your a jerk. i know. your a jerk. i know.
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User avatar #39 - girguy (11/07/2009) [-]
I JUST saw this on robot chicken last night, except the frog shot the scorpion and yelled "IT'S MY NATURE!"
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#48 to #39 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
lol robot chicken ftw
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#45 to #39 - StillJolly (11/07/2009) [-]
me too!!!!!!!!!!! lmao hahahahahaha
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#41 to #39 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
Don't forget the ass-crawling gerbil :D
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#38 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
my penis broke in half and now thars semen blood and piss all ova da playce
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User avatar #42 to #38 - ScruffytheJanitor (11/07/2009) [-]
Scruffy Cringed.
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#37 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
hehe i know!
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#34 - FrozenVedge (11/07/2009) [-]
This is a piece of shit.
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User avatar #40 to #34 - osmosisjonesfan (11/07/2009) [-]
Just like you?
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#50 to #40 - iLuld (11/07/2009) [-]
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
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#33 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
lol stupid jerk scorpion :P
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User avatar #53 to #33 - crim (01/04/2010) [-]
im srry :*(
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#32 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
this is not that good
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User avatar #30 - FAISCISTBUG (11/07/2009) [-]
Damn nature you SCARY!
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#44 to #30 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
^ Your comment caught me so off guard that it resulted in two minutes of laughing and coughing so hard that I've peed a little.

savoy!
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User avatar #46 to #44 - FAISCISTBUG (11/07/2009) [-]
sorry about ur pants
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#29 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
YOUR A JERK! I know! it reminded me of the song.lol
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#31 to #29 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
you're* dont you mean?
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#49 to #31 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
go die in a hole fuckin grammar nazi
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#36 to #31 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
who gives a shyt? do u want people telling you "oh no its "don't" not dont
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User avatar #28 - Tyranitar (11/07/2009) [-]
The story was more interesting when It was me riding on top of Jessica Alba.
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User avatar #26 - Furubatsu (11/07/2009) [-]
i heard this story, but it was a crocidile, not a frog....
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#25 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
actually it is impossible for a scorpion to sting something it is on. That is why you see people putting 30 scorpions on them and the scorpions do not sting them
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#23 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
The Robot Chicken one was funnier.
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#22 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
there is a nerd among us
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User avatar #27 to #22 - authornotartist (11/07/2009) [-]
No shit Sherlock
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#16 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
omg thats from star trek voyager jackote sad that to catherine jameway on their way to bargen with the borg to let them across their teritory in exchange for a antidote to fight of species 8172
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#20 to #16 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
NERD!!!!!!
capcha-fleet~wtf lol
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#21 to #20 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
*snort* As in The *snort* Star Fleet From episode 68 *snort* that episode was SOOO hi-technicaaaaal
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#47 to #21 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
No, #21, as in Star Fleet form EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. And Star Trek has become one of, if not the most successful media franchises of all time. So stop being a douche and go back to your rap music and popped-collar shirts before someone gets hurt. And #16? SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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#35 to #21 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
whoa check out the purple line
ITS MAGICAL
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#43 to #35 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
uh oh here we go again
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#17 to #16 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
DUDE U R THE BIGGEST MOTHA FUCKIN NERD EVER!!!!
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#19 to #17 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
no i just happen to c it recently and its a fox and a scorpian
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User avatar #15 - BmanX (11/06/2009) [-]
I've seen this story somewhere but I can't remember where.
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#24 to #15 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
the movie The Crying Game. You know, the one with the transvestite.
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#18 to #15 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
on robot chicken a few days ago
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User avatar #14 - theinsd (11/06/2009) [-]
lol the scorpions pincers are big so no worries his poison wont kill the frog
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#13 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
this was on star trek voyager ten years ago robot chicken stole it from them, family guy will steal it from robot chicken
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#12 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
Gay
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