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Cyanide and Happiness,comic
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#40 - CaptComeGetSome (12/27/2009)
Been there.
#38 - anonymous (11/09/2009)
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bookmark this page.

there is no longer a need to upload comics from cyanide and happiness
#34 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
look at the doctors face when he puts it up to his face lol
#33 - anonymous Comment deleted by ROFL
#35 to #33 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
stfu and go burn in hell bitch
#32 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Only say: You have Lupus

It's never Lupus
#31 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
how can you have internal bleeding, external bleeding and blood clots
#39 to #31 - anonymous (11/23/2009)
Excessive clotting uses up all the clotting factors, leading to inability for the blood to clot, leading to inability to repair the microtraumas which occur to the vasculature during normal movement, leading to internal bleeding.

This is known as "DIC" which stands for "disseminated introvascular coagulopathy", "Death is Coming" or "Damned Inconvenient Complication" depending on the morbidity of your doctor's humour.

The external bleeding would require some kind of wound - like the one caused by the needle used to take the tests.
User avatar #37 to #31 - WtfStrawberries (11/09/2009)
never question the thingy, NEVER!!!!!



captcha: NEVER!!!
#27 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
you idiot herpes and hepatitas is the same thing.
User avatar #30 to #27 - mastabruce (11/07/2009)
Damn, fail. It's "You idiot, herpes and hepatitis are the same thing."
#36 to #30 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
herpes and hepatitis are 2 different stds . get your shit right.
#29 to #27 - loke (11/07/2009)
*facepalm
#28 to #27 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
You failed ^^
User avatar #26 - theinsd (11/07/2009)
LOL i would of just wrote your fucked on the paper
lol captcha chuck xD i shall call the fucked deaf man chuck
#25 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
atleast he doesn't have pnuemonoultrasilicovolcanoiosis (look it up) or verbal diahrea or extreme urge to fuck a dog in the ass syndrome caphtcha paddy lol
#24 - anonymous (11/07/2009)
Kung Flu lawl.
#23 - anonymous Comment deleted by ROFL
#21 - anonymous (11/06/2009)
they forgot AIDS
User avatar #18 - Kittyluver (11/06/2009)
lol the doctor is like D: then the guy is like :D until he reads it and is all like D:
#19 to #18 - anonymous (11/06/2009)
couldn't have said it better myself

The Joker - COD4!!!
#17 - anonymous (11/06/2009)
LMFAO KUNG FLU
#15 - anonymous (11/06/2009)
So sad!!!
#14 - anonymous (11/06/2009)
he doesn't have flat feet
#13 - anonymous (11/06/2009)
Hahaha I lol'd so hard when I read "Kung Flu"!!!
User avatar #12 - NotLikeOtherSheep (11/06/2009)
hair cancer? he doesn't even have hair XD
#16 to #12 - anonymous (11/06/2009)
its because of the cancer
#11 - anonymous (11/06/2009)
HE DOESNT HAVE AIDSSS
User avatar #9 - Yung Burst (11/06/2009)
HOW THE FUCK IS HE STILL ALIVE?!?!?!?
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