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The main differences between
European and American Women
5 America
traditional meats,
international food and
beer and wine
Pizza, Cheeseburgers, Pizza
topped with Cheeseburgers,
Watery Beer, HFCS and Salt
Languages Spoken:
English + (Pick any 2) Swedish,
German, Italian, French, Dutch,
Spanish, Romanian, Danish,
Norwegian, Russian, Finnish...
Ideal Date Spot:
2 tickets to see the next
Eddie Murphy movie, county
American, or Spanish. If
brown, possibly both
A walk down a gorgeous city
street, trip to an ancient
castle, massive music festival,
vacation to exotic place
Religious Beliefs:
Will get her cousins to beat
the shit out of you if you say
the lords name in vain one
more time, tread carefully
Secular but with a rich love
for the cultural and artistic
impact of religion, and
about it
Educational Background:
Studied hard in
education systems, loves
intellectual discussions
Reaches for a calculator to
do a basic division problem.
Physical Features:
Tall, healthy, athletic with a
good fashion sense and full
healthcare coverage
Frequently overweight or
approaching such. Clothes from
Wallmart and chain stores
Views on Sex:
After a mutually enjoyable
first date, get ready for
wild, sensual lovemaking
After getting married, you can
do the missionary position in
the dark through a sheet
Interests and Passions:
Art, Literature, Technology,
Politics, Travelling, Love,
Cinema and Video Games
Jesus, NASCAR, Chick Flicks,
Celeb Gossip, Astrology,
Barbie, Soap Operas, Starbucks
Cultural Heritage:
Brought up in an ancient and What she grew up watching on
unique culture and carries on Television
its wonderous traditions
Favourite Books:
A broad collection of fine
literature as well as a diverse Twilight
set of genre picks
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#21 - cityoflostsoulsx
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(11/06/2009) [-]
lol this is so true.
#2 - anon id: 3fa33870
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(11/06/2009) [-]
it should be europe and average people in america vs teenage twilight loving hicks
User avatar #3 to #2 - phoneman
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(11/06/2009) [-]
Over 50% of America is dangerously overweight and have little culture.
But to be fair, we do have retarded ******* assholes in Europe too. Actually half of my class consists of blonde stupid bimbos who never said anything more intellectual than "Oh my God, ****** got fingered by **** at a party!" Or "HE'S SO ******* HANDSOME" And I hate them...
#55 - anon id: 5f5f01e7
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(05/23/2011) [-]
Stereotypes are Funny, this is funny. Some Americans need to get over their Inflated Egos and just see it for what it is, a joke. Also remember, America is not the greatest place in the world.
#37 - anon id: 5b44fe2f
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(11/09/2009) [-]
LOL. I think that all the comments from americans on this image actually serves to prove the intended point.
#33 - anon id: 3dbeb371
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(11/07/2009) [-]
wow all you eurapeans are ******* lucky we protected you in ww1 ww2 and england we kicked your ass in the revolution and hitler is german germany is where? thought so napoleon where was he from again oh yeah france so europe sucks because they made 2 antichrists and i swear to god if i ever become president i will invade europe and see how that little pussy continent fights back so **** you europe your just a little pussy continent and the usa only lost 1 war europe lost 1 2 3 oh wait to many to count so you european bitches go deepthroat your baget and kill some more jews because thats what your best at ******* up
#34 to #33 - StillJolly **User deleted account**
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(11/07/2009) [-]
DUMBASS, you descend from Europe. And we lost more then one war, we lost 5, also you make americans look very bad. seriously im surprised you know how to use a computer. and if you would become president you cant just declare war, especially on Europe, such a great place.
#35 to #34 - anon id: 3dbeb371
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(11/07/2009) [-]
dude ******* seriously i am not european ******* retard exactly you lost 5 america lost 1 bitch so go suck your moms cock
#36 to #35 - anon id: 07f83fd3
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(11/08/2009) [-]
haha u truly are the retard. Europe colonised north america, therefore you ARE european by heritage. If by revolution you are referring to the civil war in america, then the terminology "civil war" implies 2 rival factions within a single entity are at war, i.e. USA's EUROPEAN COLONISTS. without europe the USA would not exist as we know it today. you owe europe your very existence. fool.
#40 to #33 - anon id: e66e9362
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(11/18/2009) [-]
what i wanna no is what the hell is a "eurapean" judging by his description its a loadmouth cocksuckerf who wouldnt know culture if it came up and bit him in the balls
#43 to #33 - anon id: 39b75ff5
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(11/27/2009) [-]
You assisted in WWI, in WWII the only thing you did is steal German scientists and smuggled terrorists into your own country so you'd have technological superiority.
In WWII the US participated in two "major" battles - Normandy and the Bulge.
Normandy comes in at 19, by total casualties.
Bulge is at 36.
The first 18, with the exception of Battle of France (Which was Nazis vs. Europe) were exclusively fought between the USSR and Nazi Germany (2nd Belarussian major battle was also fought by Poland in addition to the USSR and Germany).
It didn't matter *at all* whether or not the US joined in.

You just have a problem of ignorance, and inability to look past your own fat to see what's actually happened/happening.
#47 to #33 - anon id: 3a3e9def
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(12/02/2009) [-]
Actually the WWI and WWII were entirely European conflicts. So by your logic you protected Europeans from Europeans. (Yes Germany, Austria, Great Britain, France and Russia are actually European countries. Although Russia isn't entirely located on Europe.)
User avatar #53 to #33 - cammyT
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(03/28/2010) [-]
shut the **** up
#32 - anon id: de8e9fa0
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(11/07/2009) [-]
I love the arguments this thing starts :)
I'm glad I'm English that's all I'm saying...
#11 - anon id: e837b165
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(11/06/2009) [-]
Yeah take a CONTINENT and put it against a COUNTRY and your going to have more culture in one than in the other, asshole
#12 to #11 - anon id: d6b4da3c
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(11/06/2009) [-]
You do know just how large the U.S.A is, right?
#15 to #12 - anon id: 0415c289
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(11/06/2009) [-]
That doesn't matter. There are 52 countries in Europe, each with their own language, culture, religion, etc. Size doesn't matter, because America was controlled my Britain, so Britain is going to be our biggest influence. Unlike Europeans we can't hope on a train and be 7 countries away in a day. Your argument sucks #12
#30 to #15 - anon id: d6b4da3c
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(11/07/2009) [-]
I suppose, But yet I'm sure there's a lot of different culture in the U.S. too.
#10 - anon id: 8c28b319
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(11/06/2009) [-]
All the European countries bitch and moan about the United States, but when those little piss ant countries get invaded; who do they call? The United States. Also, on the east and west coast of the United States the spoken English is horrible, but in the central part of the United States we speak better English than anywhere in the world.
#13 to #10 - anon id: d6b4da3c
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(11/06/2009) [-]
China has more English-speakers than the U.S.A

And I do believe that the quality of a language is nothing in comparison to the country that it originates from.
Ever heard a person who wasn't spanish speaking as good-a spanish as they do in Spain? - I thought not.
#14 to #13 - anon id: 8c28b319
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(11/06/2009) [-]
This isnt about China; China is in Asia not Europe or North America. Besides they have to have so many English speaking persons so we have someone to outsource all our customer support to. I don't know that much Spanish, but we call a toilet a toilet not a loo; a boot goes on peoples feet. Also, why do so many movies stars speak without a dialect. I guess they would have one to you, but to us who speak English correctly they dont. They don't because they were trained to speak properly by acting coaches which would teach the best technique, not some squabble that is only spoken by people with poor dental hygiene.
#17 to #14 - anon id: 723d7ee3
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(11/06/2009) [-]
also china has 12X the US population.
#29 to #17 - anon id: d6b4da3c
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(11/07/2009) [-]
I don't wee why you're making stabs at me because I made a point, we don't have poor dental hygiene.. Stereotypes are only ever true in a concentrated minority.

And I was just saying, China does have a lot more English speaking people than the US. It's a fact, Calm down, Not an argument,
cause, to be honest, when I go to other countries in Europe, I definitely see European people looking like the girl on the right. No kiddin'
#8 - anon id: bd51eb50
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(11/06/2009) [-]
im sorry, i have been 2 america, i live in england and your country truley is a ******** :D screw our 'allies' america
#5 - anon id: 5162d353
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(11/06/2009) [-]
Europeans: So threatened by a small percentage of assholes that they feel the need to produce idiotic, slanted posters that classify all Americans as greasy disgusting stereotypes while simultaneously emulating their own culture far beyond its actual level of sophistication in a weak attempt to forget about their tiny penises.

Every continent/ country in the world has its share of assholes. the person who made this is a prime example.
#6 to #5 - anon id: c64f681e
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(11/06/2009) [-]
you mean all americans arnt greasy and disgusting
#7 to #5 - anon id: 79f267b6
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(11/06/2009) [-]
yeah Americans never use stereotypes........DRONE
#9 to #7 - anon id: d941575b
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(11/06/2009) [-]
#7...... I believe that the last line of #5s comment was......."Every continent/ country in the world has its share of assholes"