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The main differences between
European and American Women
5 America
traditional ***** ,
international food and
beer and wine
Pizza, Cheeseburgers, Pizza
topped with Cheeseburgers,
Watery Beer, HFCS and Salt
Languages Spoken:
English + (Pick any 2) Swedish,
German, Italian, French, Dutch,
Spanish, Romanian, Danish,
Norwegian, Russian, Finnish...
Ideal Date Spot:
2 tickets to see the next
Eddie Murphy movie, county
American, or Spanish. If
brown, possibly both
A walk down a gorgeous city
street, trip to an ancient
castle, massive music festival,
vacation to exotic place
Religious Beliefs:
Will get her cousins to beat
the **** out of you if you say
the lords name in vain one
more time, tread carefully
Secular but with a rich love
for the cultural and artistic
impact of religion, and
about it
Educational Background:
Studied hard in
education systems, loves
intellectual discussions
Reaches for a calculator to
do a basic division problem.
Physical Features:
Tall, healthy, athletic with a
good fashion sense and full
healthcare coverage
Frequently overweight or
approaching such. Clothes from
Wallmart and chain stores
Views on Sex:
After a mutually enjoyable
first date, get ready for
wild, sensual **********
After getting married, you can
do the missionary position in
the dark through a sheet
Interests and Passions:
Art, Literature, Technology,
Politics, Travelling, Love,
Cinema and Video Games
Jesus, NASCAR, Chick Flicks,
Celeb Gossip, Astrology,
Barbie, Soap Operas, Starbucks
Cultural Heritage:
Brought up in an ancient and What she grew up watching on
unique culture and carries on Television
its wonderous traditions
Favourite Books:
A broad collection of fine
literature as well as a diverse Twilight
set of genre picks
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Submitted: 11/06/2009
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#55 - anonymous (05/23/2011) [-]
Stereotypes are Funny, this is funny. Some Americans need to get over their Inflated Egos and just see it for what it is, a joke. Also remember, America is not the greatest place in the world.
#52 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
oh come on i'm American and i think this is funny....learn how to take a joke people
User avatar #51 - Zedonius (01/15/2010) [-]
*You kind of just called all European women whores, so, while the attempt was valiant, you fail
*Just because you find a picture of a monster on the internet doesn't mean you can use it as an excuse to try and make your mom seem decent
*Lost to the world (apparently) America is a country with a god damned fine selection of women, if I do say so myself
*The girls in Europe would probably **** an American guy before you, so it's better for us
*Game playing with stereotypes like these are for guys who can't get an American woman and are mad for it. Not their fault life hates you.
*After you finish feeling like an ******* , read the first word next to the first five asterisks. America wins again. Suck it, Europe.
#54 to #51 - anonymous (03/13/2011) [-]
Well I'm a whore as are all men, so if a women wants to be a whore like us then I say more power to them it's a win win brother. You can continue to have sex through a hole in the sheet with a picture of JESUS...over the head board if that's what drains those tiny bug nuts you refer to as your boys.
#50 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
not all girls in the U.S are fat and not all girls on europe are perfect,so just deal with it theres fat people and thin people all over the world
#49 - anonymous (12/05/2009) [-]
america is ok same with all of europe but i like my home in canada
#48 - anonymous (12/04/2009) [-]
You know there are zero females that are like that on the left side. None.

It's impossible because that would mean she would care about something other than herself and being an attention whore. (The girls who aren't? You aren't pretty enough.)
#45 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
here's an idea, quit complaining, both sides are exaggerations... although some points are sadly true lol
#39 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
This is true, too many people in America act too naive, if nothing else. Besides, European chicks are hot. I should know, I'm one of them...
#38 - anonymous (11/15/2009) [-]
I just want to say, I'm an American, and do believe we have a weight problem here, but beside that point, the description for the American side is a description of Rednecks here. Which is actually quite a small percentage here in America, and yes the majority of European women are thin and healthy, but I've seen some fat and repulsive Europeans in my time. Also we have better teeth
#42 to #38 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
lol fag
#41 to #38 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
Wrong. The brits are the only ones in Europe with ****** teeth. They bash their kids faces in during teething in attempts to straighten then *********** , although by doing so they just **** it up even more. Rest of Europe (Like... Sweden for exampel (who happens to have the second/ or best dental care and such in the world))
#37 - anonymous (11/09/2009) [-]
LOL. I think that all the comments from americans on this image actually serves to prove the intended point.
#33 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
wow all you eurapeans are ******* lucky we protected you in ww1 ww2 and england we kicked your ass in the revolution and hitler is german germany is where? thought so napoleon where was he from again oh yeah france so europe sucks because they made 2 antichrists and i swear to god if i ever become president i will invade europe and see how that little ***** continent fights back so **** you europe your just a little ***** continent and the usa only lost 1 war europe lost 1 2 3 oh wait to many to count so you european bitches go deepthroat your baget and kill some more jews because thats what your best at ******* up
User avatar #53 to #33 - cammyT (03/28/2010) [-]
shut the **** up
#47 to #33 - anonymous (12/02/2009) [-]
Actually the WWI and WWII were entirely European conflicts. So by your logic you protected Europeans from Europeans. (Yes Germany, Austria, Great Britain, France and Russia are actually European countries. Although Russia isn't entirely located on Europe.)
#43 to #33 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
You assisted in WWI, in WWII the only thing you did is steal German scientists and smuggled terrorists into your own country so you'd have technological superiority.
In WWII the US participated in two "major" battles - Normandy and the Bulge.
Normandy comes in at 19, by total casualties.
Bulge is at 36.
The first 18, with the exception of Battle of France (Which was Nazis vs. Europe) were exclusively fought between the USSR and Nazi Germany (2nd Belarussian major battle was also fought by Poland in addition to the USSR and Germany).
It didn't matter *at all* whether or not the US joined in.

You just have a problem of ignorance, and inability to look past your own fat to see what's actually happened/happening.
#40 to #33 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
what i wanna no is what the hell is a "eurapean" judging by his description its a loadmouth *********** who wouldnt know culture if it came up and bit him in the balls
#34 to #33 - StillJolly **User deleted account** (11/07/2009) [-]
DUMBASS, you descend from Europe. And we lost more then one war, we lost 5, also you make americans look very bad. seriously im surprised you know how to use a computer. and if you would become president you cant just declare war, especially on Europe, such a great place.
#35 to #34 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
dude ******* seriously i am not european ******* retard exactly you lost 5 america lost 1 bitch so go suck your moms cock
#36 to #35 - anonymous (11/08/2009) [-]
haha u truly are the retard. Europe colonised north america, therefore you ARE european by heritage. If by revolution you are referring to the civil war in america, then the terminology "civil war" implies 2 rival factions within a single entity are at war, i.e. USA's EUROPEAN COLONISTS. without europe the USA would not exist as we know it today. you owe europe your very existence. fool.
#32 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
I love the arguments this thing starts :)
I'm glad I'm English that's all I'm saying...
#31 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
so glad i moved to prague fom arizona
#46 to #31 - anonymous (12/02/2009) [-]
Greetings from Prague my dear (I suppose) neigbour!
#27 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
These comments are so funny. The best part of America is that we have European women everywhere. :)
User avatar #28 to #27 - macboo (11/07/2009) [-]
Retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! above
#26 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
In conclusion, the person who created this has succeeded in their plan to make all of you verbally fight like old ladies.
#21 - cityoflostsoulsx (11/06/2009) [-]
lol this is so true.
#20 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
God, this is so ******* ignorant.
#19 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
so all european girls know 3 languages, do they speak any of them well?

this guy has obviously never met a woman in his entire life.
#22 to #19 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
i went to a pretty bad school n we were taught french n german as mandatory subjects, so i bet alot of people in europe could speak atleast the basics of 2 languages, and by fluent in atleast 1.
#18 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
the European that posted this is retarded as hell. For one, you are comparing a CONTINENT to a COUNTRY. Secondly how can America not have cultural diversity? Nobody is truly "American" because America is is a mix of thousands of different ethnic groups, which includes, EUROPEAN ethnic groups. So honestly all the **** that Europeans say against Americans they are saying about themselves.
#23 to #18 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
I'd guess he sees the "states" as countries whereupon they do have somewhat control of themselfs, not completely goverend by the "big men/women" in DC? And yes, there's no "true" american, seeing as how the country is founded by immigrants. (I do dislike this, even though -I'm- on the positive side of this one (Meaning I'm european))
#16 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
i didnt think it was funny until i saw the twilight.
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