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The main differences between
European and American Women
5 America
Diet:
traditional meats,
international food and
beer and wine
Pizza, Cheeseburgers, Pizza
topped with Cheeseburgers,
Watery Beer, HFCS and Salt
Languages Spoken:
English + (Pick any 2) Swedish,
German, Italian, French, Dutch,
Spanish, Romanian, Danish,
Norwegian, Russian, Finnish...
Ideal Date Spot:
2 tickets to see the next
Eddie Murphy movie, county
fair
American, or Spanish. If
brown, possibly both
A walk down a gorgeous city
street, trip to an ancient
castle, massive music festival,
vacation to exotic place
Religious Beliefs:
Will get her cousins to beat
the **** out of you if you say
the lords name in vain one
more time, tread carefully
Secular but with a rich love
for the cultural and artistic
impact of religion, and
about it
Educational Background:
Studied hard in
education systems, loves
intellectual discussions
Reaches for a calculator to
do a basic division problem.
Physical Features:
Tall, healthy, athletic with a
good fashion sense and full
healthcare coverage
Frequently overweight or
approaching such. Clothes from
Wallmart and chain stores
Views on Sex:
After a mutually enjoyable
first date, get ready for
wild, sensual lovemaking
After getting married, you can
do the missionary position in
the dark through a sheet
Interests and Passions:
Art, Literature, Technology,
Politics, Travelling, Love,
Cinema and Video Games
Jesus, NASCAR, Chick Flicks,
Celeb Gossip, Astrology,
Barbie, Soap Operas, Starbucks
Cultural Heritage:
Brought up in an ancient and What she grew up watching on
unique culture and carries on Television
its wonderous traditions
Favourite Books:
A broad collection of fine
literature as well as a diverse Twilight
set of genre picks
...
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Submitted: 11/06/2009
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#5 - anon (11/06/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Europeans: So threatened by a small percentage of assholes that they feel the need to produce idiotic, slanted posters that classify all Americans as greasy disgusting stereotypes while simultaneously emulating their own culture far beyond its actual level of sophistication in a weak attempt to forget about their tiny penises.

Every continent/ country in the world has its share of assholes. the person who made this is a prime example.
#20 - anon (11/06/2009) [-]
God, this is so ******* ignorant.
#26 - anon (11/07/2009) [-]
In conclusion, the person who created this has succeeded in their plan to make all of you verbally fight like old ladies.
#21 - cityoflostsoulsx (11/06/2009) [-]
lol this is so true.
#1 - anon (11/06/2009) [+] (4 replies)
i like how the Americans is just the viewpoint of a teenage girl

just for the record its English not american
#4 to #1 - anon (11/06/2009) [-]
That bastardised drivel that they spew is certainly not English sir!
#16 - anon (11/06/2009) [-]
i didnt think it was funny until i saw the twilight.
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#19 - anon (11/06/2009) [+] (1 reply)
so all european girls know 3 languages, do they speak any of them well?

this guy has obviously never met a woman in his entire life.
#18 - anon (11/06/2009) [+] (1 reply)
the European that posted this is retarded as hell. For one, you are comparing a CONTINENT to a COUNTRY. Secondly how can America not have cultural diversity? Nobody is truly "American" because America is is a mix of thousands of different ethnic groups, which includes, EUROPEAN ethnic groups. So honestly all the **** that Europeans say against Americans they are saying about themselves.
#11 - anon (11/06/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Yeah take a CONTINENT and put it against a COUNTRY and your going to have more culture in one than in the other, asshole
#10 - anon (11/06/2009) [+] (4 replies)
All the European countries bitch and moan about the United States, but when those little piss ant countries get invaded; who do they call? The United States. Also, on the east and west coast of the United States the spoken English is horrible, but in the central part of the United States we speak better English than anywhere in the world.
#17 to #14 - anon (11/06/2009) [-]
also china has 12X the US population.
#2 - anon (11/06/2009) [+] (1 reply)
it should be europe and average people in america vs teenage twilight loving hicks
#50 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
not all girls in the U.S are fat and not all girls on europe are perfect,so just deal with it theres fat people and thin people all over the world
#49 - anon (12/05/2009) [-]
america is ok same with all of europe but i like my home in canada
#55 - anon (05/23/2011) [-]
Stereotypes are Funny, this is funny. Some Americans need to get over their Inflated Egos and just see it for what it is, a joke. Also remember, America is not the greatest place in the world.
#52 - anon (02/06/2010) [-]
oh come on i'm American and i think this is funny....learn how to take a joke people
#48 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
You know there are zero females that are like that on the left side. None.

It's impossible because that would mean she would care about something other than herself and being an attention whore. (The girls who aren't? You aren't pretty enough.)
#45 - anon (11/29/2009) [-]
here's an idea, quit complaining, both sides are exaggerations... although some points are sadly true lol
#39 - anon (11/18/2009) [-]
This is true, too many people in America act too naive, if nothing else. Besides, European chicks are hot. I should know, I'm one of them...
#38 - anon (11/15/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I just want to say, I'm an American, and do believe we have a weight problem here, but beside that point, the description for the American side is a description of Rednecks here. Which is actually quite a small percentage here in America, and yes the majority of European women are thin and healthy, but I've seen some fat and repulsive Europeans in my time. Also we have better teeth
#27 - anon (11/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
These comments are so funny. The best part of America is that we have European women everywhere. :)
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