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The main differences between
European and American Women
5 America
traditional meats,
international food and
beer and wine
Pizza, Cheeseburgers, Pizza
topped with Cheeseburgers,
Watery Beer, HFCS and Salt
Languages Spoken:
English + (Pick any 2) Swedish,
German, Italian, French, Dutch,
Spanish, Romanian, Danish,
Norwegian, Russian, Finnish...
Ideal Date Spot:
2 tickets to see the next
Eddie Murphy movie, county
American, or Spanish. If
brown, possibly both
A walk down a gorgeous city
street, trip to an ancient
castle, massive music festival,
vacation to exotic place
Religious Beliefs:
Will get her cousins to beat
the **** out of you if you say
the lords name in vain one
more time, tread carefully
Secular but with a rich love
for the cultural and artistic
impact of religion, and
about it
Educational Background:
Studied hard in
education systems, loves
intellectual discussions
Reaches for a calculator to
do a basic division problem.
Physical Features:
Tall, healthy, athletic with a
good fashion sense and full
healthcare coverage
Frequently overweight or
approaching such. Clothes from
Wallmart and chain stores
Views on Sex:
After a mutually enjoyable
first date, get ready for
wild, sensual lovemaking
After getting married, you can
do the missionary position in
the dark through a sheet
Interests and Passions:
Art, Literature, Technology,
Politics, Travelling, Love,
Cinema and Video Games
Jesus, NASCAR, Chick Flicks,
Celeb Gossip, Astrology,
Barbie, Soap Operas, Starbucks
Cultural Heritage:
Brought up in an ancient and What she grew up watching on
unique culture and carries on Television
its wonderous traditions
Favourite Books:
A broad collection of fine
literature as well as a diverse Twilight
set of genre picks
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Submitted: 11/06/2009
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#21 - cityoflostsoulsx (11/06/2009) [-]
lol this is so true.
#2 - anonexplains (11/06/2009) [+] (1 reply)
it should be europe and average people in america vs teenage twilight loving hicks
User avatar #3 to #2 - phoneman (11/06/2009) [-]
Over 50% of America is dangerously overweight and have little culture.
But to be fair, we do have retarded ******* assholes in Europe too. Actually half of my class consists of blonde stupid bimbos who never said anything more intellectual than "Oh my God, ****** got fingered by **** at a party!" Or "HE'S SO ******* HANDSOME" And I hate them...
#52 - anonexplains (02/06/2010) [-]
oh come on i'm American and i think this is funny....learn how to take a joke people
User avatar #51 - Zedonius (01/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
*You kind of just called all European women whores, so, while the attempt was valiant, you fail
*Just because you find a picture of a monster on the internet doesn't mean you can use it as an excuse to try and make your mom seem decent
*Lost to the world (apparently) America is a country with a god damned fine selection of women, if I do say so myself
*The girls in Europe would probably **** an American guy before you, so it's better for us
*Game playing with stereotypes like these are for guys who can't get an American woman and are mad for it. Not their fault life hates you.
*After you finish feeling like an asshole, read the first word next to the first five asterisks. America wins again. Suck it, Europe.
#54 to #51 - anonexplains (03/13/2011) [-]
Well I'm a whore as are all men, so if a women wants to be a whore like us then I say more power to them it's a win win brother. You can continue to have sex through a hole in the sheet with a picture of JESUS...over the head board if that's what drains those tiny bug nuts you refer to as your boys.
#50 - anonexplains (12/12/2009) [-]
not all girls in the U.S are fat and not all girls on europe are perfect,so just deal with it theres fat people and thin people all over the world
#49 - anonexplains (12/05/2009) [-]
america is ok same with all of europe but i like my home in canada
#48 - anonexplains (12/04/2009) [-]
You know there are zero females that are like that on the left side. None.

It's impossible because that would mean she would care about something other than herself and being an attention whore. (The girls who aren't? You aren't pretty enough.)
#45 - anonexplains (11/29/2009) [-]
here's an idea, quit complaining, both sides are exaggerations... although some points are sadly true lol
#39 - anonexplains (11/18/2009) [-]
This is true, too many people in America act too naive, if nothing else. Besides, European chicks are hot. I should know, I'm one of them...
#38 - anonexplains (11/15/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I just want to say, I'm an American, and do believe we have a weight problem here, but beside that point, the description for the American side is a description of Rednecks here. Which is actually quite a small percentage here in America, and yes the majority of European women are thin and healthy, but I've seen some fat and repulsive Europeans in my time. Also we have better teeth
#37 - anonexplains (11/09/2009) [-]
LOL. I think that all the comments from americans on this image actually serves to prove the intended point.
#33 - anonexplains (11/07/2009) [+] (7 replies)
wow all you eurapeans are ******* lucky we protected you in ww1 ww2 and england we kicked your ass in the revolution and hitler is german germany is where? thought so napoleon where was he from again oh yeah france so europe sucks because they made 2 antichrists and i swear to god if i ever become president i will invade europe and see how that little pussy continent fights back so **** you europe your just a little pussy continent and the usa only lost 1 war europe lost 1 2 3 oh wait to many to count so you european bitches go deepthroat your baget and kill some more jews because thats what your best at ******* up
#32 - anonexplains (11/07/2009) [-]
I love the arguments this thing starts :)
I'm glad I'm English that's all I'm saying...
#31 - anonexplains (11/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
so glad i moved to prague fom arizona
#16 - anonexplains (11/06/2009) [-]
i didnt think it was funny until i saw the twilight.
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#11 - anonexplains (11/06/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Yeah take a CONTINENT and put it against a COUNTRY and your going to have more culture in one than in the other, asshole
#10 - anonexplains (11/06/2009) [+] (4 replies)
All the European countries bitch and moan about the United States, but when those little piss ant countries get invaded; who do they call? The United States. Also, on the east and west coast of the United States the spoken English is horrible, but in the central part of the United States we speak better English than anywhere in the world.
#8 - anonexplains (11/06/2009) [-]
im sorry, i have been 2 america, i live in england and your country truley is a ******** :D screw our 'allies' america
#5 - anonexplains (11/06/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Europeans: So threatened by a small percentage of assholes that they feel the need to produce idiotic, slanted posters that classify all Americans as greasy disgusting stereotypes while simultaneously emulating their own culture far beyond its actual level of sophistication in a weak attempt to forget about their tiny penises.

Every continent/ country in the world has its share of assholes. the person who made this is a prime example.
#1 - anonexplains (11/06/2009) [+] (4 replies)
i like how the Americans is just the viewpoint of a teenage girl

just for the record its English not american
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