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#46 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
i want a pussy not a bitch :)
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#43 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
garfield and oddie
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#42 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
dogs=win
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#35 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
God i hate cats they use us as slaves where as dogs treat us just as well
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#37 reply to #35 - Doctor Asshole (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
At least they aren't filthy niggers.
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#38 reply to #37 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
epic win!!
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#41 reply to #37 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
at least they aren't tools that make no sense.
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#34 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Is it just me, or is this pic biased towards cats?
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#44 reply to #34 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
how? thats definitely how cats think
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#30 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
DOGS PWN CATS
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#29 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
what if chuck norris was a cat...
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#31 reply to #29 - Tourettesguylover (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I assure you sir, if he was a cat, he would not be a pussy.
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#33 reply to #31 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
lol sergeant #29 over here
I just wanna say awsome reply lol
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#36 reply to #33 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
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#45 reply to #36 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
WELL! I must say, lawkehnljaw4yi1o3u4y5i1hn 1n2i35812y39hou12hnk 1iu4y1o2ui5yo21i35n jwdsf,mabs3ui5y12o5ik23nm,abfkjawegtbkjbaswe,,tui12y35489io135u123io5ujdnasmgkjb, to you too.
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#39 reply to #29 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Then mouses may want to run for they're furry lives....
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#47 reply to #29 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
if chuck norris was a cat, he'd be a dog
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#24 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
this isn't funny...
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User avatar #25 reply to #24 - iLuld (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
nonsense
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#21 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
if cats could blog, the most epic lolcat pics would be born.
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#26 reply to #21 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Reminds me of that internet Share buying sight, bu tinstead of the baby it would be a cat in a webcam.
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User avatar #32 reply to #26 - UnderageOverdose (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Etrade?
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#19 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I thought they would search animal porn. Oh well.
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#23 reply to #19 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Not even animals are into that sicko
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#13 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
FAT BEN MADE POOP
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User avatar #18 reply to #13 - UnderageOverdose (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Grow the fuck up
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#27 reply to #13 - FAISCISTBUG (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
yea well my dog made poop once where it shudnt have and guess what i did to it fatben? i stuck his nose in it....it solved the problem. do u want ur nose stuck in ur shit?
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#10 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Neither of the specified animals have dexterous thumbs, meaning neither would post legible words and both their blogs would be:

cxvnmmcq[apvbcdfgoeirjgdfgde[bmbaoriuyewp9thryeih
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#11 reply to #10 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
garfield has and now stfu ^^
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#12 reply to #10 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I agree. You have captured perfectly what would be posted. ANON
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#16 reply to #10 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Your not funny at all are ya
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#17 reply to #10 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
But tell me why I typed this without my thumb.

And also why you just lost the game.
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#20 reply to #10 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
They can "hunt and peck"...you know, where you use one finger on each hand to poke at the letters?
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User avatar #22 reply to #20 - Obvious Ninja (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Hey, look, it's a purple line!
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User avatar #28 reply to #22 - mckellin (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
no its no-OH SHIT
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#9 - nhharis (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
nice to see
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#8 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
tahts probbly pretty true,lol i have the same breed of animals shown there
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#2 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
cats r also gay and dont do anything u tell em 2 do
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User avatar #3 reply to #2 - BurntBiscuits (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
So because they don't blindly follow orders and have a sense of independence. that means they are homosexual? Right...
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#5 reply to #3 - historydudeguy (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
right ;D
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#6 reply to #5 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
yeah I agree cats suck, they're totally selfish and complete douchbags
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#40 reply to #6 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
uh hey dude some cats are awesome:D i used to have a fat black cat named milo and he like french fries and cheese ,but you are right some cats are espceially wen they stick up their tail all up in ya face :O and yes i wrote a word rong big deal ^^
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#7 reply to #5 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
THE LINE IS INFECTING ANIMALS NOW TOO! GOD HELP US!
AGAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGAHAGHAGHAGAHAGAHGAHGAHAG RUN!
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#14 reply to #2 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I doubt you follow orders so that means your gay aswell? :)
And cats CAN be trained, my cat lays down when you tell her to
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User avatar #15 reply to #2 - Lighthouse (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Jesus you people can have flame wars over cats and dogs now... Wow just wow
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#1 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Dogs have masters, cats have servants
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#4 reply to #1 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Hear, hear!

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